First annual ZamBajaPalooza is a rousing success!

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Ingredients:
15 dudes
4 cars
7 motorcycles
lots of tequila
drought-busting rain
violent foreign country

Combine all ingredients, shake well for 400 miles, and serve in a dirty hubcap.

 
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Pretty firkin cool Zamboney. Those trails look rough as a cobb.
 

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Sounds like a lot of fun for those that are capable, unfortunately I could only do this virtually.
 

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God I love your trips and videos of said trips! This schitt is right up my alley!
 

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Ingredients:
15 dudes
4 cars
7 motorcycles
lots of tequila
drought-busting rain
violent foreign country

Combine all ingredients, shake well for 400 miles, and serve in a dirty hubcap.



Fun stuff.
Only violence I saw was y’all attacking the food and drink.
Actually looks like some good hospitality down there.
 

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Fun stuff.
Only violence I saw was y’all attacking the food and drink.
Actually looks like some good hospitality down there.
Its awesome down there. We all joke about getting our heads cut off because its so ludicrous. Yet I still talk to people all the time who won't go to Mexico because they think they are risking their lives. Pretty much 100% of these people have never been there.
 

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Its awesome down there. We all joke about getting our heads cut off because its so ludicrous. Yet I still talk to people all the time who won't go to Mexico because they think they are risking their lives. Pretty much 100% of these people have never been there.

But...but..Narcos!

I’ve been a few times and had a blast each time. But only to the touristy places.
Very friendly folks though.
 

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You’re saying they won’t cut my head off and throw my body off a bridge? Well then, I’m sold!


Cool video zambo
 

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Its awesome down there. We all joke about getting our heads cut off because its so ludicrous. Yet I still talk to people all the time who won't go to Mexico because they think they are risking their lives. Pretty much 100% of these people have never been there.
I depends on where you are. Baja and Sonora are pretty safe of course. I remember the first night waking up on the Golfo de Cali and my wife being scared by seeing deuce or five tons in the street with soldados. I told her not to worry, they were here to protect the gringo dolares.

Take a trip to Caborca though, Zambie, and see how that goes for you.
 

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I depends on where you are. Baja and Sonora are pretty safe of course. I remember the first night waking up on the Golfo de Cali and my wife being scared by seeing deuce or five tons in the street with soldados. I told her not to worry, they were here to protect the gringo dolares.

Take a trip to Caborca though, Zambie, and see how that goes for you.
No kidding. Similarly, I tell foreigners who want to visit the US not to spend too much time in East St Louis or the southside of Chicago or west Baltimore. The point is that just because there is violence somewhere in a country doesn't mean the whole country is a murder zone.
 

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No kidding. Similarly, I tell foreigners who want to visit the US not to spend too much time in East St Louis or the southside of Chicago or west Baltimore. The point is that just because there is violence somewhere in a country doesn't mean the whole country is a murder zone.
There is no places in the US where the police and military for entires states (and a majority of them at that) work directly for the local cartels street gangs or whatever. No place where the kill the police chief on the first day of office (and all his family) bc he didn't accept the bribes or where they roll baskets full of heads down the street for shock value. Places where the cartel militias hold road blocks and kidnap people regularly.

You're being silly and you know it.

And belieb me, I love Mexico. I'd like to retire there. But acting like there is some equivalency is lunacy.
 

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There is no places in the US where the police and military work directly for the local cartels street gangs or whatever. No place where the roll kill the police chief on the first day of office (and all his family) bc he didn't accept the bribes or where they roll baskets full of heads down the street for shock value. Places where the cartel militias hold road blocks and kidnap people regularly.

You're being silly and you know it.
Then don't go to Mexico you friggin pussy.
 

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Ha! I went to Juarez one time, my friend was telling me about these trained donkeys and I wanted to see them. Anyway, last thing I remember having a beer in some greasy cantina hoping to give Falina a whirl and next thing I know I wake up out back where the horses are tied smelling of stale urine with my face sewn on a soccer ball.
 

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