FIU player's pregnant girlfriend threw boiling water on his head

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NavetG8r

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We have a serious morality problem in this country. Who teaches this sort of stuff is acceptable behavior?
 

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At those certain stages of pregnancy, a woman tosses her food.
Maybe rumor ... but I heard she previously was FIU's "waterboy".
 

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It goes without saying that the sex is absolutely insane with this chick. Pretty much anything goes, and now that she's pregnant there's all sorts of weird fetish sh!t she'd be delighted to entertain if you're in to it. I'm not saying it's worth getting scalded by boiling water Quasimodo style, but sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.
 

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Sounds like he didnt get nailed as bad as it could have been if he is back on campus again already. A guy on base when I was in the Army had his wife do that to him while sleeping and is scarred very bad for life like a fire victim almost. She did a few years over it but he will never be the same.
 

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He was a 2-star prospect out of HS and is projected to be a late round draft pick....
 

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B!tch be trippin'.
 

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