Florida Man Attempts Mowing Down Neighbor

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  1. ChiefGator

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    That is a nice but slow tractor, and that old man is lucky, you could stand your ground and shoot him under my view of the Fl law. Seems like too low of a bond, but that is just to assure him showing up at his trial.
     
  2. Detroitgator

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    I like Florida Man the other day that said he was only drinking at stop signs and red lights, so not drinking and driving
     
    • TheDouglas78

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      I just heard about that at lunch... it was a great answer.
       
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      Yes, I was not drinking and driving, officer, I was drinking then driving then drinking then driving then drinking then driving.
       

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