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  1. GatorJ

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    People are just utterly stupid
     
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    I believe you are correct sir J!
     
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    t-gator too sexy for my shirt

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    Haha, I'm just now seeing this. Peckerhead.
     
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      This is hilarious:

       
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      In the head no less !! What a mess.
       
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        A couple of noteworthy items stood out to me in those articles:

        1. "...the gator is alleged to 'quickly pounce on Mr. Canfield's genitals and consume them'. (alleged because of legal reprisal?)
        "There's no chance whatsoever of recovering them," stated an investigator. (good detective work there - probably anticipated a reporter's question)

        2. It was a five day binge. How does one devote that much time to just this one specific activity?
        I hope he submitted a time card at work for vacation days ahead of time.

        3. Never thought I'd see this in print: "...said one investigator, "but when we saw the blood around his mouth, and then what was in the middle of his puke, we knew we were dealing with a serious felon".

        Yay Florida - it's another planet!

         
        • Swamp Donkey

          Swamp Donkey Piehole stuffed douchebag
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          You just know that is Fever.
           
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            Shocked fishermen discover male human genitals inside a large yellowfin tuna caught in Tampa Bay

             
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            Florida man discovers bride is granddaughter, no plans to divorce

             
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                  McDonalds is a great place to meet hungry women.
                   
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                    @1:07

                     
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