Four Fingers Deep

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So the in depth "fanny-slap" is a practice they practice at Grabsome U? Wait, it wasn't a bud-butt he's always
been close to; this was a stranger from anutter school.?? It wasn't a quarterback's sack either though it was a
tickled behind the line of screamage. Understandable my azz.
 

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I can't read the tweet on my work computer....??
 

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Not what I expected based on the thread title.

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I can't read the tweet on my work computer....??

Probably for the best.

Clemson player basically defends a little butt play. Says that it's normal. It's a good way to cut the seriousness of the game. By sticking fingers in people's butts.
 

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Is there some reason why Wilkins wasn't suspended for this? He wasn't "playing around", he was trying to hurt him by grabbing his junk, pretty much the dirtiest thing you can do. Why is nothing being done about this?
 

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Is there some reason why Wilkins wasn't suspended for this? He wasn't "playing around", he was trying to hurt him by grabbing his junk, pretty much the dirtiest thing you can do. Why is nothing being done about this?

Because the Buckeye wide receiver liked it.



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maybe Sas can add to the discussion. Weird.
There were guys who messed around and did cup checks and ass slaps, things like that, but I don't recall anyone straight up fingering a guy's bunghole. Me personally, I didn't get involved in all that. The most pranksterish thing I ever did was during practice, I'd walk up to someone who was holding a football, slap it out of their hand, say, "Ball security," and keep walking.
 

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"Cup check" with a baseball in HS wasn't an uncommon thing, and the Percy Harvin ass-slap wasn't uncommon either...but that was high school, and that was 30-ish years ago, and if you even pretended to grab a guys junk - you got your ass beat.
 

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There were guys who messed around and did cup checks and ass slaps, things like that, but I don't recall anyone straight up fingering a guy's bunghole. Me personally, I didn't get involved in all that. The most pranksterish thing I ever did was during practice, I'd walk up to someone who was holding a football, slap it out of their hand, say, "Ball security," and keep walking.
According to Boulware you're a 'loser who didn't have any friends when you played the game'. :lol:
I'd want to be a 'loser' as well if it meant keeping guys from grabbing my junk/ass.
 

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The most pranksterish thing I ever did was during practice, I'd walk up to someone who was holding a football, slap it out of their hand, say, "Ball security," and keep walking.

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Yeah, and it wasn't one of his buddies. He reached through to the privates of a member of the other team. I just can't believe that is normal. I know a lot of things happen inside a pile of guys, but that was different. He was just grabbing the guys family jewels.
 

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