Gatorchatter Armageddon: Who Survives?

Gatordiddy

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Given Ray's proximity to u of tinercee - the buttchuggin' cesspool of eternal fire (I'm pretty sure that's the one referenced in the Book of Revelation 20:14 - look it up) ...
I'm betting this Ark is a double-wide with a redwood deck and a half falling down mildewed above ground half filled with mosquito water pool.
Therefore... you can fit more than five people from GC on that thang.
In no particular order:

SQ/Cap'n - (we'll need breeders)
Bart - for the recreational herbs and spices
Phan - for the wine (you're welcome SQ)
Durty - personal trainer
Brad - relay chick stories of his youth and the woodford
t - comic relief
Cooter - to remind me of classic country song lyrics
Ray - guitar entertainment
Urg - to ban t to the pool
Law - to establish order in 'the new world' and to rank new recruits
Dubs - law enforcement and...we're nothing if not diverse and inclusive
812 - just because he's honer-able
Goon - for the good jokes
aka - musical kindred spirit
tag - boat driver
chevy - dog whisperer
nav - alpaca wrangler
crete - anchor
78- (.)(.)
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MJMGator

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I'd pick for entertainment purposes...
Brad because he's a crazy ****er with great stories.
Bart because he'd have weed and he's got a great sense of humor.
Cooter because he's funny and I think he'd be able to cook some good grub out of whatever local stuff we could round up.
Ray because he's always been one of my favorites.
Queenie because...man can't live by bread, alone. ;)
 

heavychevy

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brad - rich
dubs - we'd be bash brothers
coot - can grow stuff
ray - likes to bbq stuff
urg - need someone to pick on

mostly just because those guys are entertaining in the box

edit: I'd also take the time to build a smaller boat just for law and trask, just to watch.
 

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Based on entertainment:
Ox
Law
DG
Ray
Divits

Based on survival skills:
DG
ItsGr8
Durty
Alcoholica
Gren

We would go around and raid everyone else's arc taking their sh*t.
 

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