Happy Birthday PastyStoole!

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oxrageous

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Discuss. And if this date is not your real birthday, you are looking at a lifetime ban.
 

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Happy bday, hope you like your cake.

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HBD, Pasty!

Just curious - do you need to go see a doc about your little problem? Or are you already on medication? Am I getting too personal? Anyway, eww.
 

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HBD, Pasty!

Just curious - do you need to go see a doc about your little problem? Or are you already on medication? Am I getting too personal? Anyway, eww.
Very funny. Everyone here knows that I am wheelchair bound and have a colostomy bag. My name is an attempt to add humor to my otherwise difficult days by referencing the "pasty" contents of my colostomy bag. (The contents get a paste-like consistency prior to emptying, if you must know). Thanks for making fun of me on my birthday, creep.
 

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Very funny. Everyone here knows that I am wheelchair bound and have a colostomy bag. My name is an attempt to add humor to my otherwise difficult days by referencing the "pasty" contents of my colostomy bag. (The contents get a paste-like consistency prior to emptying, if you must know). Thanks for making fun of me on my birthday, creep.
Could be a whole lot worse. You could have chronic diarrhea.
 

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Very funny. Everyone here knows that I am wheelchair bound and have a colostomy bag. My name is an attempt to add humor to my otherwise difficult days by referencing the "pasty" contents of my colostomy bag. (The contents get a paste-like consistency prior to emptying, if you must know). Thanks for making fun of me on my birthday, creep.

Holy crap, I never saw that story! In fact, I only recall the discussion that the nickname was somewhat tied to Stacy Poole. Totally didn’t intend to make light of your situation.

Talk about putting BOTH feet in my mouth...

Edit: or is this an April Fools thing?
 

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Holy crap, I never saw that story! In fact, I only recall the discussion that the nickname was somewhat tied to Stacy Poole. Totally didn’t intend to make light of your situation.

Talk about putting BOTH feet in my mouth...

Edit: or is this an April Fools thing?
:bwahaha:
 

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Very funny. Everyone here knows that I am wheelchair bound and have a colostomy bag. My name is an attempt to add humor to my otherwise difficult days by referencing the "pasty" contents of my colostomy bag. (The contents get a paste-like consistency prior to emptying, if you must know). Thanks for making fun of me on my birthday, creep.

Don't forget to burp the bag. Might want to clear the room first.

...Oh, and happy birthday! If you look down at your pouch I'm sure you'll be seeing your birthday cake again very soon so you can enjoy it twice!

BTW, your birthday shares the same date as my wedding anniversary. People keep telling my wife and I that April 1st is a fitting date for our anniversary. Not really sure what they're trying to say.
 
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