Birthday Happy Birthday Zambo!

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  1. Slug

    Slug I fcuking hate people.

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    Happy birthday! I still hate you.
     
    • Swamp Donkey

      Swamp Donkey poundmetoo!
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      Semper Fi, Mac!
       
      • ThreatMatrix

        ThreatMatrix Well he's not Mac - so we got that going for us
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        Had to log in just wish you HBD, you rat Bastard.
         
        • GatorJB

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          Hope you're enjoying your birthday weekend.
           
          • NVGator

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            Happy Birthday Zambo. Hope you don’t end up dead in a roadside ditch.
             
            • Thick&ThinG8r

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              Happy Birthday to our resident bad ass.
              Keep living the dream.
               
              • Gatordiddy

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                HBD Cap’n
                 
                • crosscreekcooter

                  crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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                  Where in the hell you been cawksukker
                   
                  • crosscreekcooter

                    crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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                    Happy Birthday Obazmo.

                    Can't help but notice as you age you've developed a slow first step.

                    Flight Line Service Monkey

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                    A man was in a pet shop in Fort Worth looking at animals when a flight line supervisor from the local aircraft company entered and told the shopkeeper,


                    I want a Flight Line Service monkey, please.”..

                    The clerk nodded, went back to a cage and returned with a monkey. “That’ll be $1,000, Sir.” The supervisor paid and left. Surprised, the other customer said to the shopkeeper, “That was a lot of money. Why was that monkey so expensive?”


                    The shopkeeper answered, “Because a Flight Line Service monkey can park, fuel, and service aircraft, conduct required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and is trained in in all flight line ops. He’s worth it.”

                    Now really interested, the man spotted another monkey with a $10,000 price tag. “What? A ten grand monkey? What can it do?”

                    “That’s a Maintenance Supervisor monkey. It teaches aircraft maintenance, supervises corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervises crews of maintainers, and does all the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed!”

                    Then the man found a third monkey with a price tag of $50,000. “Holy cow! What’s a fifty grand monkey do?”

                    The shopkeeper sighed. “I've never seen him do anything but drink beer and play with his peter, but his papers say he’s a Pilot. By the way his name is John."

                    [​IMG]
                     
                    #29 crosscreekcooter, Jun 10, 2018
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                    • I Have No Friends :(

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                      Many happy returns of the day. Go win another race.

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                      • DaddyGator

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                        • '78

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                          HBD, Marine!
                           
                          • itsgr82bag8r

                            itsgr82bag8r Political Forum Fire Starter
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                            HBD dude!

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                            • Zambo

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                              Thanks everyone! As luck would have it my good friend from UF got married yesterday and so I was out here in Jax for the festivities. Great seeing so many of my old Gator friends....I think most of the reception guests were appalled when we grabbed the groom and threw him into the ocean but screw them. I don’t think they were expecting us to strip to our skivvies and commandeer the hot tub either but what do you expect when you invite a monkey to a fancy wedding? Anyway it was great timing with my 50th birthday so I had a great visit with family today as well. Back to San Diego in the early a.m.
                               
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                                How’s the weather? I leave in 2 days for Jacksonville.
                                 
                              • Zambo

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                                Hot and humid as usual.
                                 
                              • ThreatMatrix

                                ThreatMatrix Well he's not Mac - so we got that going for us
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                                Sucking cawk :dunno:
                                 
                              • crosscreekcooter

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                                Dats no answer
                                 
                              • gatordad3

                                gatordad3 You're stewed, buttwad!

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                                Happy late birthday to the dude with the coolest av
                                 

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