Huge Stinky Penis

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  1. GatorJ

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    “If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”

    :lol:
     
    • divits

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      Did they make the jurors smell it for corroboration?
       
      • MJMGator

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        “Ma’am, no touching...just smell it and keep your hands to yourself please.”
         
        • '78

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          "Now he's facing a long hard stretch behind bars."

          You get the feeling after awhile that people go to work for the Post for the comedic relief.
           
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          • crosscreekcooter

            crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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            But the jurors heard the court was serving cheese and crackers at break.
             
          • LagoonGator68

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            Whose penis doesn’t hook upward?....wtf?
             
          • '78

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            Note the number of people jumping in to answer.
             
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            • TLB

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              I don't see anywhere in the article where it stated which direction it hooked. Many hook to one side or the other, or so I've heard. Regardless, the ladies testified consistently on the hook, in detail. Suffice to say it was noteworthy.
               
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              Could have been a fade versus a hook.
               
              • Bait'n Gator

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                Lucky for me I don't have the required length to have very much of a curve.
                 
                • Swamp Donkey

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                  Oddly, this thread has managed to get even more weird.
                   
                  • crosscreekcooter

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                    Hook or no hook I'd have to say the stink thing bothers me more.
                     
                    • '78

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                      It's got some mojo now.
                       
                      • Gatordiddy

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                        [​IMG]
                         
                        • crosscreekcooter

                          crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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                          Not so oddly I found it mildly entertaining
                           
                        • Gator98MD

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                          you can talk to a fade but not a hook
                           
                          • Swamp Donkey

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                            imagine writing the search warrant to search his foreskin for purulent smegma.

                            Or doing a lineup of crooked penises for them to pick the offending fallus.
                             
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                            • '78

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                              A lot of common sense talk here. I'll use this thread as a handy reference guide.
                               
                              • crosscreekcooter

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                                I'm with ya brophallus
                                 

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