I was told that being the Slumlords of the SEC would mean.....

[Swamp Donkey]

That we would come out on top after the 2008 and Wuhan Recessions.

Still waiting for everyone else to implode and for all the best players and coaches to come running to our little Section 8 ghetto so we roar back to the top.

What is it going to take? We just keep falling farther and farther behind.

Is it going to take an actual asteroid strike for this to occur? Are deep recessions not enough?

 

[Slug]

Take a breath swonky.

 

[Renard904]

What the actual f*ck are you talking about?

 

[Bait'n Gator]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

What the actual f*ck are you talking about?

I know you are a little slow. Let me try to help and explainicate it in detail for you.

Folley Nobshlobbers assured us that we were the only team in the SEC that was financially sound because we were not blowing our money on new facilities. They assured us that as soon as the economy slowdown it would be obvious that we were the only viable program. Only Gators would survive.


Two slowdownz later.....


The chasm between Alabama and us is even wider, as they've had three facility upgrades while we've had zero. They had two expansions just since we announcned or all in one in 2015.

 

[Mr2Bits]

I know you are a little slow. Let me try to help and explainicate it in detail for you.

Folley Nobshlobbers assured us that we were the only team in the SEC that was financially sound because we were not blowing our money on new facilities. They assured us that as soon as the economy slowdown it would be obvious that we were the only viable program. Only Gators would survive.


Two slowdownz later.....


The chasm between Alabama and us is even wider, as they've had three facility upgrades while we've had zero. They had two expansions just since we announcned or all in one in 2015.

Neat....cool story!

 

[soflagator]

I know you are a little slow. Let me try to help and explainicate it in detail for you.

Folley Nobshlobbers assured us that we were the only team in the SEC that was financially sound because we were not blowing our money on new facilities. They assured us that as soon as the economy slowdown it would be obvious that we were the only viable program. Only Gators would survive.


Two slowdownz later.....


The chasm between Alabama and us is even wider, as they've had three facility upgrades while we've had zero. They had two expansions just since we announcned or all in one in 2015.

 

[deuce]

The sooner we recognize our true place in line, the happier we will be.

We will never be Alabama, thank goodness.

Swonkey knows it's true.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Solid thread, wood read again.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

and acting as if it was a prevailing opinion that has been repudiated.

Fooley was the GOAT and knows how to guard his checkbook (except for his own raises)?

it absolutely was the prevailing thought.

there are a few holdouts, mostly vocally Vulcan and Corch.

but what I celebrate is people changing their mind.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

...and here "they" are now!

Gotta love Swonkster's hilarious habit of emerging from a stupor and responding to some random post he remembers from years ago, and acting as if it was a prevailing opinion that has been repudiated.

was long before you arrived, but there was a period where a significant portion of the board pumped foley as the GOAT. Maybe not to the level that donk implies but it was significant and there were a multitude of excuses made for him when the house of cards began to collapse. Now you won't find anyone around claiming it, but there were many that wore foley pajamas long before they posted how much he sucks balls.

 

[oxrageous]

I blurted laughter. One of the best gifs ever.

Good thing that lamppost was half-assed planted in the ground and not in concrete like it should have been or she would have broken some ribs.

 

[Nalt]

I blurted laughter. One of the best gifs ever.

Good thing that lamppost was half-assed planted in the ground and not in concrete like it should have been or she would have broken some ribs.

Still possible that she may have. She made low contact with the post and still moved it significantly...