If one of us wins this lotto thingy...

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  1. AlexDaGator

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    We are agreed on the following:

    1. Purchase the President's Mansion. Hell, he ain't using it anyway. Host epic GCMB tailgates on the front lawn. Provide golf cart shuttle service to and from the stadium.

    2. Purchase Warchant. Make Swonkey the admin and mod. Let him have fun with it. Then burn it to the ground.

    3. Buy the naming rights to the Tallahassee airport. Rename it FSUX so every single recruit they fly in for an official will know right away that FSU Sucks.

    4. Buy ESPN. Re-hire Danny Kanell. Make him wear Gator gear. Then fire him. Also fire Stephen A. Smith. Have Beth Mowins announce every single UGA and FSU game except when they are playing Florida.


    Does that about cover it or are there some I missed?




    Alex.
     
    • MidwestChomp

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      Jay will be happy and then sad about Kanell.

      5. Make Butters walk down Archer Road while people throw tomatoes at him.
       
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        I think we should arrange for Heinz to sponsor the noles. Then at every press conference you see Heinz ketchup and mustard behind them
         
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          Buy the copyright to the audio and video of "run lindsey run". Never allow them to ever be played again. Ever.


          Alex.
           
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            This was funny, but on a serious note if we win you won't know about it. I will be making a foundation with my after tax share to accomplish some of the goals I have for our country. I already have enough money, I probably would move to Fl and buy a few toys. My wife will be hiring staff to do those things we need but don't do well.
             
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              Buy the concession sales rights to LSU's Tiger Stadium.

              Sell only corndogs.

              Nothing but corndogs.

              You know the kids that sell coke in the stands? No coke. They’re selling corndogs from those trays. And they’re dressed like corndogs. They’re walking up and down the stadium steps constantly shouting “Corndogs! Get your piping hot COOOOORN DOOOOOOGS!”






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              #6 AlexDaGator, Oct 23, 2018
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              • MidwestChomp

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                Buy Neyland Stadium and name it Ben Hill Griffin North. Or just tear it down and replace it with a few bleachers.
                 
                • AlexDaGator

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                  Buy the naming rights to Joe Robbie, err Pro Player, err Sun Life, err Hard Rock Stadium...



                  ...rename the place "Canes Suck Stadium".


                  Alex.
                   
                  • AlexDaGator

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                    As part of purchase of of ESPN, require that ALL employees refer to FSU's home field as "Ron Zook Field".




                    Alex.
                     
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                      The OP is gold and Alex is on FIRE!!! Well done my Gator Brother!

                       
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                        Run, Alex, run!
                         
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                          Isn't SECN owned/affiliated by/with ESPN/ABC? Can we do something about McElroy too? Oh, and one term in Palmer's contract states that he must say something positive about the Gators at least once per season.
                           
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                            I don’t mind Eddie Haskell too much. He’s certainly a better option than most.

                            As for JP, if we continue to improve, he’ll come around. He’s just not a shameless homer like kanel.
                             
                          • AlexDaGator

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                            Buy the Downtown Athletic Club.

                            Officially rescind Eric Crouch’s 2001 Lifetime Achievement Heisman.

                            Award it to its rightful owner, Rex Grossman.

                            Also vacate Jameis Winston’s Heisman.

                            And hire a thug to break Darnell Dockett’s knee. Fcuk that guy.



                            Alex.
                             
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                              FIFY
                               
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                                You're on a roll, Alex. I like every single item you posted.
                                 
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                                  Isn't he in prison? Should only cost a couple packs of smokes.
                                   
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                                    What if we paid the Seminole tribe enough to revoke their support of the name Seminoles...
                                     
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                                      I do know one thing.

                                      If I win - every frickin’ one of you will immediately become Bull Gators with some kick ass parking spots and prime seats.
                                       

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