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Saw him in concert once. Damn good show.
David Allen Coe that is.
Met him in person at the Orlando radio station for which I worked at the time. He was one scary dude.
Saw him in concert once. Damn good show.
David Allen Coe that is.
nope, it's "Hold my beer"Famous last words, "Hey, ya'll watch this!"
Similar story(mid 90's)...my buddy's dad had a brand new Sea Ray Sundancer...45 footer. Gorgeous. It had a small rubber dinghy for going to shore. We decided to have some fun. The thing was fast. The outboard was hand operated. One way was gas the other was idle. We cruised around then coming back to the dock my buddy turned the engine the wrong way and gunned it as we approached the dock. We all went to the back of the dinghy...it went vertical, my friends bailed...I stayed and flipped. The last thing I remember is that prop going right by my head. I went to the bottom for as long as I could hold my breath. I hear my friends calling my name. They thought I bit it.
Good times. That boat was bad ass.
Everybody knows you don't put carp in with bass. They a roe eaters :-).Sorry if this is a MOM...
Nick Washington -
http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...rida-gators-linebacker-hunts-alligators-spare
"He's a country boy from Jacksonville," center T.J. McCoy said.
Washington's father filled their football field-sized pond with bass, catfish, brim and a couple of carp when Washington was young so that the family could regularly fish. When he wasn't playing football or baseball, Washington would hunt hogs or white-tailed deer with his father. He later moved on to saltwater fishing because of the abundance of fish and the adrenaline rush that comes with a little added danger of the ocean.
"Something can pull you in there," Washington said, "that's the thrill."
Great story. I guess the boat was not one of those that float even if cut in half.When we were kids, about 15 or so, we had a johnboat with an old 1959 Johnson outboard on the back. Once I was on the shore watching my brother and friend going along in the lake and they had the motor set wide open and both of 'em were jumping on the bow making huge water splashes come up and hit them in the face and chest. Eventually they bounced it too hard and the whole bow went under water, followed by the whole boat disappearing and sweeping them both overboard. Then the boat breeched upward like a killer whale, flopped down on the water, and the motor died. They had to swim over to it and drag it back to the shore. It was almost completely full of water and if not for air pockets under the seats I'm sure it would have sunk. If they would have lost that outboard my dad would have killed them.
Oldie but goodie. Good spot to watch this one again:
I know that lake. It was Crosby, Rowell or Sampson. They are all there together west of Starke.you're related to Coach?
I know that lake. It was Crosby, Rowell or Sampson. They are all there together west of Starke.
Yall probably went to the Slab for a beer soon after.
I have too many redneck stories to tell but I will get back after work with the best I can remember.
Guns and boats and cooters may all be involved...............
Beautiful fishing lake............Havent been in awhile. The Slab is on the east side. HUGE rednck hangout..........Ive always wanted to go there on NY eve. Bet I would have taught many that show up there.................Bingo.... Sampson.
The magic sunglasses that somehow manage to stay in the boatOldie but goodie. Good spot to watch this one again:
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My parents have a 40acre lake in their front yard that's infested with gators. I normally leave them alone but this one wouldn't swim off when you walked near. He would actually come closer, he had my mother worried about walking up and down their drive way for exercise. So I decided he had to go.
How we normally do it is just shoot them off the bank with a 270 or 30-06 and depending on how far out they are we take a little john boat or just walk out there and get them (the lake is only 5 to 6ft deep up around their drive way). Thank god I took the boat this time because when I shot him he rolled over like they always do, so I assumed he was dead. But i had actually shot high and just knocked his eyes out and knocked him unconscious for a few minutes. So by the time I got to him he was fully awake and pissed off, but he wouldn't go under. He just kept swimming around with his head completely up out of the water trying to attack the boat. And all I had in the boat was a paddle and a electrical cord (not sure why it was in there). So I lassoed the bastard with the drop cord and drug him up to the bank. Once I got him close to the shore I was planning on shooting him with my 45. caliber judge, but like an idiot I forgot it only had 4-10 bird shot shells in it. After I unloaded that on him without any success I was starting to panic. So I told one of the a$$ holes on the bank to throw something to me to kill it with, they threw me a claw hammer, with all that was going on we forgot about the 270 in my truck that I had used on him at first. So I'm getting drug around in a boat by a 7.5 ft gator with his eyes shot out with a fcking drop cord trying to finish the job with a claw hammer. Amazingly it only took 2 or 3 licks to finish him off. The best part was I had a business partner in town from Colorado and he had been dying to see a gator for the first time. After I got him onshore and things calmed down the guy asked me "is that how you always kill them"? He's since moved down here but he's never asked me to see a gator again.
So does that make me a red neck?
My parents have a 40acre lake in their front yard that's infested with gators. I normally leave them alone but this one wouldn't swim off when you walked near. He would actually come closer, he had my mother worried about walking up and down their drive way for exercise. So I decided he had to go.
How we normally do it is just shoot them off the bank with a 270 or 30-06 and depending on how far out they are we take a little john boat or just walk out there and get them (the lake is only 5 to 6ft deep up around their drive way). Thank god I took the boat this time because when I shot him he rolled over like they always do, so I assumed he was dead. But i had actually shot high and just knocked his eyes out and knocked him unconscious for a few minutes. So by the time I got to him he was fully awake and pissed off, but he wouldn't go under. He just kept swimming around with his head completely up out of the water trying to attack the boat. And all I had in the boat was a paddle and a electrical cord (not sure why it was in there). So I lassoed the bastard with the drop cord and drug him up to the bank. Once I got him close to the shore I was planning on shooting him with my 45. caliber judge, but like an idiot I forgot it only had 4-10 bird shot shells in it. After I unloaded that on him without any success I was starting to panic. So I told one of the a$$ holes on the bank to throw something to me to kill it with, they threw me a claw hammer, with all that was going on we forgot about the 270 in my truck that I had used on him at first. So I'm getting drug around in a boat by a 7.5 ft gator with his eyes shot out with a fcking drop cord trying to finish the job with a claw hammer. Amazingly it only took 2 or 3 licks to finish him off. The best part was I had a business partner in town from Colorado and he had been dying to see a gator for the first time. After I got him onshore and things calmed down the guy asked me "is that how you always kill them"? He's since moved down here but he's never asked me to see a gator again.
So does that make me a red neck?