A few years back went to Ft Lauderdale with my buddy Moochie and we wound up at a night club called Dirty Nellie's. Sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and looked to my left and this enchanting young woman was smiling at me. I ordered her a drink. 30 minutes later she was giving me horizontal rumba lessons on the beach directly under somebody's condo window (only place I could find any grass-I wasn't laying in the sand cause I didn't have a blanket and the night was young). Within a couple of minutes the beauty queen was singing praises to the Lord rather loudly. Suddenly the window flies open and some old woman sticks her head out and in a rather startling pitch was asking what the hell we thought we were doing. Talk about ruining a mood.