FAILED SUITING UP
Florida State’s team hashtag of “#DoSomething” has never been more appropriate
They weren’t ready.
Willie is busy calling the bank, trying to cancel that $1,000,000 donation check.
THE GHOST OF TURNTLE SHOWED NO MERCY
lmao akers had 82 total rushing yards and 85 of em came in one play
Florida State is dead last in the FBS for points per game. Cherish it.
if FSU kneeled it on every play inside the 20, their redzone stats would actually be better
ESPN coming in off the top rope to finish me by letting me know via notification that it’s the first time FSU failed to score an offensive touchdown at home in a decade.
All of us watching FSU’s offense
https://i.redd.it/7or6rix91vj11.gif
FSU’s war chant should be changed to “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND 1, OHHHhhhHhhhh annnnddd 11111”
imagine dunking yourself in glitter so you could watch that performance
FSU band director: Alright everyone we’ve got our sheet music for Monday
Student: This is just a bunch of Os
Band director: Exactly
Student 2: Actually sir we thought maybe we could do a bit more
Band director: Like what
Student 3: Well, the Game of Thrones theme is really popular
Band director: Play it for me
Band plays it
Student 3: What did you think
Band director: Hear me out, what if we played that but said OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO over it
Student 3: I guess that could work...
Band director: And what if instead of Game of Thrones theme we did the regular music instead!
Students: But...
Band director: Clearly you don’t respect the letter O so I found someone who does
Door kicks open
Students collectively: Oh god
I’M COACH O N IMMAON SAM SESAME STREET BEAUXSHAT N DAS AS BRAT TO Y’ALL BA TH LETTA O GEAUX TIGAHS
If you listen closely you can hear laughter emanating from Eugene Oregon and College Station Texas tonight
Slaps Taggart’s visor You can fit so many high expectations into this bad boy
do you hate offense
do you hate good playcalling
do you hate competency
do you hate yourself
boy, do I have the game for you
I’ve got my weiner dog sleeping next to me and sometimes I look down at him with a smile knowing that he would be a better offensive linesman than more members of Florida State
They literally came back from commercial break to tell us the second half was coming up and go back to commercial break. **** off ESPN.
The best thing about this simulcaast is I’ve got five different ways to watch my team get their ass punched in.
