It's time for UF to hire its first black head coach

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  1. bonejizzle

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    It's been whiter than a Merita bread factory up there, mane. A brother can't never get hired in the 3 main sports. You already got a Coach White and now you talking about bringing in a guy named Frost? Just go ahead and change the name of the Swamp to the Cracker Barrel and put a white picket fence around it.

    All 3 Heisman winners are the Caucasian sons of evangelical ministers. Every major UF media personality is white: Tim Tebow, Jesse Palmer, Chris Doering, Shane Matthews, Erin Andrews, Laura Rutledge, Brady Ackerman, Scot Brantley.

    How you gone compete with the Canez like that? They got the Turnover Chain.

    This is the list UF should be looking at if it wants to fix its program and develop some street cred:

    1.) Chollie Skrong....Texas wasn't the right fit because they have their own honks who couldn't accept a brother as head coach. Bring him in and let him do work. No one would recruit FL better.

    2.) "Wild" Willie T....he's only been at Oregon a year, so he might not leave. But, he'd recruit FL extremely well and build a dynamic offense.

    3.) K-Sum....another great coach who hasn't had a fair shake in Texas. Great offense that would work even better with FL speed. Only negative is that he sometimes talks too white and that might not sell in the 'muck.

    4.) Tom-Tom....this one is off the board and no one is talking about him. He knows the show is almost over with the Steelers, though, and would be a big hit with recruits.
     
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    Swamp Donkey 98.2% sarcasm 1.8% full of shyt
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    Solid first post.
     
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    How boutz we throttle dem whiter than white crackerass cheerleaders and get some nubian queens dat can make dat big boo-tay shiver. Now datz what I be rollin out sugar snap.
     
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    How about Dino Babers at Syracuse?
     
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    :lmao: call it cracker barrel!
     
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    Sumlins a good coach and he'll get hired immediately
     
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    Racist type post, how about just exploring their capabilities to be a great coach at Florida, rather than their race.

    I agree that on the internet especially we don't know or focus on options outside the obvious.
     
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    I dont care if we hire the incredible hulk and he turns a different color every 15 minutes. Just win baby.
     
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    No question, there are more black coaches in the NCAA than there are Hispanics, Asians or Native Americans. We absolutely must take one from those three groups before taking one from the black or white groups, if we're going to make race a factor. (Don't get me started on Pacific Islanders!)

    Aannnd . . . cue the feminazis . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

    Aannnd . . . cue the LGBQT activists . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

    Aannnd . . . cue the Colin Kaepernick crowd . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

    Aannnd . . . cue the (fill in the blank, ad nauseum) . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

    I've got a better, albeit more radical, idea. Why don't we just focus on track records and proven abilities in choosing a coach, rather then factoring in race/gender/sexual orientation/counterfeit social activism/(fill in the blank)? Hmmm?
     
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    Maybe dem Rattlers can spare a few.
     
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    Nice try but UF has already had their first Black head coach. Charlie Strong was named interim HC when Ron Zook was fired. Nice try at painting UF as a racist school though.
     
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    StephenPE liked the original post. Imagine that. I say find a qualified AM candidate with a proven track record as a HBC in a power 5 conference and we would consider it.
     
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    Yep out of all these SEC coaches getting fired he is probably the one that will have a head coaching job next season.
     
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    I like sumlin way better than i like mullen strong or taggart. Sumlin eff'd himself when those 2 qb's transferred on him and then his qb went down this year and he was forced to play a true freshman. He could win here at uf.
     
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    Imagine the humor in that original post........If you never heard of tongue in cheek maybe you could use google.
    But a black coach is not a bad idea. A good one sure but when 95% of your starters are of that hue it give you pause
    to wonder........ Ive worked for many different principals. Men and women. I have a black lady now and she is as good as any Ive had lead our school.
     
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    Sumlin would kill it here in Gainesville. I was jealous when we missed out on him. Honestly though, I think our next head coach should be a rainbow-colored tranny named Pat. That should quiet em down for a bit. Gender Fluid Coach on and off the field.
     
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    Sumlin will never kill it anywhere because he doesn't give a single *** about playing defense. Oh sure, he'll get some defensive blue chip studs each class... and use them to take a dump on the field each week. I want Sumlin coaching Florida like I want colon cancer.

    As far as black HC's go, let me know if Franklin is available, because outside of him, there aint anybody else out there worth a crap. And that's not racist, its just a fact jack.
     
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    Pick one --- Sumlin, Strong, or Franklin?
     
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    I edited my post, look above for my black HC choice. And it aint any of those dollar store discount specials.
     

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