Jameis says he is staying at least 2 more years to get degree...

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Good - we'll have a chance to stomp him in the SWAMP.
 

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He's just laying the BS spin for the season. But on the other hand I would think he'd be lobbying for an NFL team in Tally. No where else on earth would Law Enforcement be so inept and he could stay forever.
 

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Jameis could always finish his degree online at University of Phoenix if they will accept his transfer credits.
 

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The semis will let him take the deion sanders route to getting a degree from ref$u. They did it before, and they are good at cheating and getting away with it.
 

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If he stays to get his degree before declaring, then I look forward to seeing him in the 2023 NFL draft.
 

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Captain Sasquatch;n13292 said:
If he stays to get his degree before declaring, then I look forward to seeing him in the 2023 NFL draft.
He'll be gradumeated way before then. They're giving him extra credits for each rape and theft he gets away with!
 

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MJMGator;n13293 said:
He'll be gradumeated way before then. They're giving him extra credits for each rape and theft he gets away with!

Yes. There is no doubt that he is majoring in Criminology.
 

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He is too dumb to get a degree, even at the diploma mill he currently supposedly 'attends'.

His tune will change after the Cowboys stomp a mudhole in his ass at Jerry World in the opener.
 

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TN G8tr;n13300 said:
Yes. There is no doubt that he is majoring in Criminology.

No joke here. Criminology is one of the few respected degrees at Clown CC.
 

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Law98gator;n13336 said:
No joke here. Criminology is one of the few respected degrees at Clown CC.

lol - I think I read his major was in Social Science with a minor in Criminal Justice.
 

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Law98gator;n13336 said:
No joke here. Criminology is one of the few respected degrees at Clown CC.

With all the criminals there, "know thy enemy" really rings true, doesn't it?
 

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They've finally decided to supply him with a professional marketing man. With Winston it's a good payoff to the school's national prominence . Winston can do admirable activity here and there with heart-tugging photo of community love. A true Heisman man.
FSU is counting on another NC run of prominent press releases to erase past misbehaviors. Rapies will need that stuff to counteract the bad press upcoming from the rape victim's civil trial. FSU football will be hero to alll soon recruits.

Winston did leave in the option of coming back for his degree where his greater fame and wealth will magnetize more underage females.
 

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rogdochar;13379 said:
Winston did leave in the option of coming back for his degree where his greater fame and wealth will magnetize more underage females.

:)
 

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In terms of character, Crabgate seems to have tipped the balance to the negative side of the scale for a lot of people across the country when factored in with the window incident and the Burger King incident.- including a growing number of the FSU fan base. It has caused more people who once thought he was falsely accused of rape to wonder about it.

It only makes sense to put publicity on the scholar aspect, and including a statement about staying 2 years also implies some loyalty ( seen as an admirable character trait given everyone knows he has millions waiting in the NFL.).

I think the next smart move would be lots of photo ops and bspn articles of Winston ,the Good Samaritan., giving back to the community- helping the less fortunate . Maybe even Winston the Scholar Good Samaritan tutoring children in English and speech. It would be ideal to have him helping the women and children at the local Women's Shelter when more time has passed, but I am equally positive that will never be allowed.

So that leaves the church angle. They tried that last late fall at my friend's rather prestigious church. He came with one of the members , and then came a couple of times. She said he seemed like a very nice person and if she had not been getting news and articles from me, and especially not being a football fan, she would have thought he was a nice person who had had some unsubstantiated probably bogus accusations made against him.
Excellent comment!
 

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Watching them try to spin this POS is f**king hilarious...
 

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TallyGator;n13434 said:
Watching them try to spin this POS is f**king hilarious...

"TallyGator" Winston is spinning FSU and the Tally Police Dept. He scrong, they not.
 

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rogdochar said:
They've finally decided to supply him with a professional marketing man. With Winston it's a good payoff to the school's national prominence . Winston can do admirable activity here and there with heart-tugging photo of community love. A true Heisman man.
FSU is counting on another NC run of prominent press releases to erase past misbehaviors. Rapies will need that stuff to counteract the bad press upcoming from the rape victim's civil trial. FSU football will be hero to alll soon recruits.

Winston did leave in the option of coming back for his degree where his greater fame and wealth will magnetize more underage females.
Exactly (paragraph 1) And as for coming back to campus, that sounds accurate. ( although I am mystified that any woman could be attracted to him, even with money.)
 

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rogdochar said:
TallyGator;n13434 said:
Watching them try to spin this POS is f**king hilarious...

"TallyGator" Winston is spinning FSU and the Tally Police Dept. He scrong, they not.
True. He keeps them dancing and scurrying around trying to clean up his messes. He is up to the challenge, though. He will keep trying, until he creates one they cannot untangle for him.
 

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