Kiffin's first FAU video

[MertzJay26]

Man he seems hyped to be there! What a clown

 

[CapitalGator02]

Man he seems hyped to be there! What a clown

Where do I sign!?!

 

[MidwestChomp]

Did he just wake up after a night on the town with Briles?

 

[BNAG8R]

He looks like he's getting fat.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

I'm almost embarrassed for him, that was horrible.

 

[jdh5484]

That looks like something from the 70s. Even the "Shaft" style music. He looks like he's put on some baby fat too.

 

[LighthouseGator]

It looks like Kiffin finally took 5 minutes out of a round-the-clock bender to finally show up at the office, somebody quickly grabbed a camera, pulled him out to the stadium (at the absolute worst time of day to shoot a video just because it was now or never), and said, "here, read this." Looked as though he couldn't even make the basic statement in a single take.

 

[bradgator2]

Damn, that was brutal.

Brutally funny.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

He's got that just rolled out of bed look worse than Muschamp. But Muschamp had fire. This guy has as much energy as Bobby Bowden reading a pep talk in the locker room.

 

[Alagator]

He seriously looks like a chubby kid who ate too much candy at recess and now is forced to give a class speech, while trying not to projectile vomit on the little pig tailed girls sitting in the front row....

... That or his stomach is cramping from having to feast on a steady diet of "crow" for dinner each night...

 

[GatorRaz]

Seriously, he looks like he's been drinking whiskey everyday all day since Saban gave him the boot! Looks all swoll up and nasty! Like a body some Gator pulled to the bottom of the lagoon and stored to eat later.

 

[ufgator812]

Is this guy really a better recruiter than McElbutters?

 

[NavetG8r]

That's pretty bad.

 

[PastyStoole]

Awful production quality, like literally something you'd see recorded on VHS tape at a local church in the 1980s. His complete lack of enthusiasm is so transparent it makes you cringe. It's so obvious he's regretting his decision at this point. This is embarrassing.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Is this guy really a better recruiter than McElbutters?

Yes, which is the really sad part. We can laugh at him all we like but he will recruit much better, at FAU's level, than Mac will at UF's level.
Maybe he can start by snagging Robinson now that even UF has dropped him.

 

[EuroGator]

This is tu-ru-ble. It couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. I would bet the reason they used that stupid filter is to mask his terrible performance and comal energy level.

...though when I first clicked on the thread I was half expecting another posting of Kiffin's Krimson Korner.

 

[GatorAuthor]

He looks like he's getting fat.

Yep. My first thought: "Has this jacka$$ gained 35 lbs in the last month?" Always happy when karma catches up with that guy. True schadenfreude!

 

[Loogis]

So the hand gesture for the Owls is the same as "a$$hole" in sign language?

 

[Bama&GatorFan]

Oh my, that was terrible!!!!

 

[Alagator]

So the hand gesture for the Owls is the same as "a$$hole" in sign language?

...Appropriate...