Mac didnt start the fire

[Slevin]

Found this on reddit from user zlatandiego. Thought it was hilarious/brilliant. Obviously read it like youre singing the song



Willie Muschamp, great defense, awful QBs, no offense

John Brantley, Tyler Murphy, transfer of Brissett

Jeff Driskel, broke his leg, we were left with Mornhinweg

Treon Harris, couldn’t spare us, never will forget

Please save us, Jimmy Mac, Clarabelle, quarterback

Will Grier, oh my, couldn’t stop from getting high

Back to Treon, our friend, Florida’s won the East again

Doesn’t matter, Alabama, twice in a row goodbye

Mac didn’t start the fire

It was always raging since Mullen went clanging

Stricklin got us our hire

Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it

Cam Newton, throws laptops, when he runs away from cops

Marijuana, credit karma, when will it stop

Hernandez, wait who’s that, Will Grier’s gone, huge lats

Percy Harvin, defense carvin’, choke slams round the clock

Hurricanes, Seminoles, time for us to overthrow

Croots are thinking, Taggart’s sinking, Noles are future cupcakes

Miami, strong start, Mark Richt, falls apart

Dan Mullen, knows winning, taking back our home state

Mac didn’t start the fire

It was always raging since Mullen went clanging

Stricklin got us our hire

Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it

 

[Gator Fever]

Anyone saying Driskel breaking his leg was one of the big issues for our failures may have mental issues.

 

[t-gator]

The fella who wrote this, more than likely has a little sugar in his tank.

 

[Slevin]

Anyone saying Driskel breaking his leg was one of the big issues for our failures may have mental issues.

Considering the alternative being Morningwheg?

 

[Gator Fever]

Considering the alternative being Morningwheg?

Well Tyler Murphy replaced him initially and played much better until he literally couldn't raise an arm above his shoulder starting in that Missouri game. Also Driskel "Driskeled" like crazy against Miami and Tenn that year before being lost for the season.

 

[Slevin]

Well Tyler Murphy replaced him initially and played much better until he literally couldn't raise an arm above his shoulder starting in that Missouri game. Also Driskel "Driskeled" like crazy against Miami and Tenn that year before being lost for the season.

Looking back at our qb depth up til this year makes me shudder

 

[Gator Fever]

Looking back at our qb depth up til this year makes me shudder

And Franks the only one to ever take a live snap going into 2018? That should be interesting. The one good thing is the new QB might be able to take over by mid season possibly.

 

[Slevin]

And Franks the only one to ever take a live snap going into 2018? That should be interesting. The one good thing is the new QB might be able to take over by mid season possibly.

The thing is Mac and Nuss knew we were terrible passing and had a great stable of running backs and literally never adjusted. We know Mullen will run heavy and honestly, with who we have that excites me especially if Franks has to start right away

 

[SavannahGator]

And Franks the only one to ever take a live snap going into 2018? That should be interesting. The one good thing is the new QB might be able to take over by mid season possibly.

I hate to us UGA as an example, but Fromm is a true freshman and look where they are at. Not predicting a NT run with Emory in his first year, but . . . I've gotta believe that he WILL make a difference, and we WILL make a marked improvement over this year, minimum, doubling our # of wins.

 

[GMDGator]

I hate to us UGA as an example, but Fromm is a true freshman and look where they are at. Not predicting a NT run with Emory in his first year, but . . . I've gotta believe that he WILL make a difference, and we WILL make a marked improvement over this year, minimum, doubling our # of wins.

CFB is littered with freshman QB's making it to the National Championship game going back to Tebow...
12 gauge at OSU
Bama's QB last year

Not impossible at all.

 

[The Shady Grove Gator]

Mac may not have started it but he sure did drink turpentine and piss on it.

 

[Gator Fever]

I hate to us UGA as an example, but Fromm is a true freshman and look where they are at. Not predicting a NT run with Emory in his first year, but . . . I've gotta believe that he WILL make a difference, and we WILL make a marked improvement over this year, minimum, doubling our # of wins.

I think 8 or even 9 wins is definitely possible due to our favorable schedule but we probably don't have the talent to have a chance to make the SECCG in 2018. Even with all their departures coming Georgia has killed it in recruiting the past few years.

 

[Slevin]

I think 8 or even 9 wins is definitely possible due to our favorable schedule but we probably don't have the talent to have a chance to make the SECCG in 2018. Even with all their departures coming Georgia has killed it in recruiting the past few years.

I think 8-9 is the floor. With a good SC program and a competent coach, we should always win at least 9. We obviously need some talent upgrade but if we land who we need in recruiting it could be a decent season

 

[InstiGATOR1]

Any ode on the decline of UF football that does not include the name Foley has missed the source of UF's problems.

 

[Woodroe]

Any ode on the decline of UF football that does not include the name Foley has missed the source of UF's problems.

Logged in just to give this one a thumbs up.

 

[The Shady Grove Gator]

Any ode on the decline of UF football that does not include the name Foley has missed the source of UF's problems.

Logged in just to give this one a thumbs up.

Facts are facts and Fooley is an arsehole.

 

[deuce]

If Mac didn't start the fire, he surely threw gas on it!

BTW.... Good Song!

 

[TN G8tr]

Hell, Mac didn't even call the Fire Department when it started raging.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

A for effort. But my OCD wants it to be in chronological order.

 

[Chomper]

If you want to "blame" anyone, lay it on J. Foley for his back-to-back whifs. But personally I no longer have a desire to look back on the Muschamp/McElwain years. I think it has all been said and most of us agree those were traumatic times for Gator Nation. Time to move on, and with the overall pitiful state of the SEC, I think Coach Dan will be making noise sooner, rather than later.