Making fun of Swamp (G)Azz time

[jhbyrd]

Omar, yo!

No it was a different name not the name Omar.

 

[stephenPE]

Not to change the subject but what kind of a poll question is that regarding where would I end up if GC disbanded?
1. I have never ever been on FaceFKKK for any reason and do not have an account.
2, I have never ever been to Swamp A$$
3. I will never ever look or go to GSMB again!
4. 24/7 does not interest me.

Therefore I would be forced to Ham Sammich it!!!!!!!

you best post to date.........

 

[jhbyrd]

Saw this post at swampg. Would this poster be considered a Gator or a poser here? Hard to tell.
What Mullen has done since arriving is not demoralizing to me.

"I've been sitting on this for awhile.. I just cant emotionally get behind DM. I hope I'm wrong.. I'm not gonna mention reasons cus they all been exhausted. Its just been months and I can't do it. I bleed Orange and blood so if we win i'll be happy. I know its gonna sound crazy but I've never been this demoralized heading into a season."

 

[oxrageous]

Saw this post at swampg. Would this poster be considered a Gator here?


"I've been sitting on this for awhile.. I just cant emotionally get behind DM. I hope I'm wrong.. I'm not gonna mention reasons cus they all been exhausted. Its just been months and I can't do it. I bleed Orange and blood so if we win i'll be happy. I know its gonna sound crazy but I've never been this demoralized heading into a season."

Of course he would. And so would you.

However, I think he's a dummy. Heading into LAST season is the most demoralized I've ever been. Mullen is at least attempting to run an actual college football program.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

"I know its gonna sound crazy but I've never been this demoralized heading into a season."

That is me, really. I don't believe there is any chance that Mullinz wins championships at UF. We known this critter. He is going to put a 60-100 ranked offense on the field and score 17-20 points per SEC game, unless he finds a Tebow or Dak.

However, I HAVE been this demoralized going into a season since 2012, basically when Chimp started berating the analysts and fans for criticizing his Neanderthal offense and that Goofy fvkk Fooley stood behind his man and smiled.

 

[78]

Did Mullen consistently field 60-100th-ranked offenses at MSU? I'm guessing they were better than that.

I'm also guessing his toolbox will look a little nicer now. Will we win championships? I have no clue. Will we get better enough to put ourselves in position to compete for championships?

My guess is yes.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did Mullen consistently field 60-100th-ranked offenses at MSU.

Yes

 

[T REX]

http://www.gatorcountry.com/swampgas/threads/in-a-funk-over-the-mullen-hiring.395260/

That poster is basically destroyed by the rainbow warriors.

 

[78]

Yes

Three times in nine seasons, all 2012 and before. That hardly ranks as consistently.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Three times in nine seasons, all 2012 and before. That hardly ranks as consistently.

What are you doing? Counting yardage or time of possession, musChimp? Scoring is all that matters.

2017--- 41st, nearly 0.3 PPG better than 60th place between K State and NC State in the pile of shyt teams.

2016 56th, 0.1 PPG better than 60th. Between Northwrn Ill and Kintucky in the pile.

2015- 33rd less than a FG better than 60th between AZ State and middle Tinerc in the pile.

2014 Dak 17th.

2013 76th!

2012 60th

2011 73rd

2010 49th

2009 73rd

Yeah, maybe 60th was an exaggeration but not by more than a fraction of a point.

Math isnt my thing but I think the mean is 56th and the average is 48th (first glance and no double checking my work) .

 

[78]

So what's your point? That Kelly is a pile of shyt?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So what's your point? That Kelly is a pile of shyt?

Clearly.

 

[78]

Clearly.

Normally this is where you make the argument that we should have named a permanent interim.

Or was that an interim permanent?

 

[jhbyrd]

Of course he would. And so would you.

However, I think he's a dummy. Heading into LAST season is the most demoralized I've ever been. Mullen is at least attempting to run an actual college football program.

I phrased that too vaguely. No Gator fans liked last season.

It is hard for me to tell, so based off of your experience with posters ,do you think he is just a dummy with his comments about Mullen since he has been here OR is he a Gator fan poser intentionally acting like a dummy to make Mullen's actions so far look bad. I.E. Even Trex has made positive comments about Mullen's work ethic so far.

 

[jhbyrd]

http://www.gatorcountry.com/swampgas/threads/in-a-funk-over-the-mullen-hiring.395260/

That poster is basically destroyed by the rainbow warriors.

I see I already came off of your ignore. Act with civility and it will be returned in kind.

 

[SeabeeGator]

That is me, really. I don't believe there is any chance that Mullinz wins championships at UF. We known this critter. He is going to put a 60-100 ranked offense on the field and score 17-20 points per SEC game, unless he finds a Tebow or Dak.

However, I HAVE been this demoralized going into a season since 2012, basically when Chimp started berating the analysts and fans for criticizing his Neanderthal offense and that Goofy fvkk Fooley stood behind his man and smiled.

Knowing full well that you most likely have a very strong opinion about advanced stats, here is his performance in FEI, which filters out end of half and garbage time stats while also adjusting for competition:

2017-39
2016-37
2015-23
2014-28
2013-38
2012-60
2011-73
2010-52
2009-64
2008-2
2007-1

Once he got his system installed at MSU, it almost guaranteed a top-40 offense. You can also see what the potential for him at Florida is based on how he performed in 07-08 (stats don’t go any further back). What am I getting at? With lesser athlete skills but a fully installed system, he produces top 1/3 results. With top recruits, he’s able to produce top offenses. No guarantee but dismissing his past performance or relying on something as simple as points scored does not paint the full picture.

 

[oxrageous]

Knowing full well that you most likely have a very strong opinion about advanced stats, here is his performance in FEI, which filters out end of half and garbage time stats while also adjusting for competition:

2017-39
2016-37
2015-23
2014-28
2013-38
2012-60
2011-73
2010-52
2009-64
2008-2
2007-1

Once he got his system installed at MSU, it almost guaranteed a top-40 offense. You can also see what the potential for him at Florida is based on how he performed in 07-08 (stats don’t go any further back). What am I getting at? With lesser athlete skills but a fully installed system, he produces top 1/3 results. With top recruits, he’s able to produce top offenses. No guarantee but dismissing his past performance or relying on something as simple as points scored does not paint the full picture.

You’re wasting your time.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Normally this is where you make the argument that we should have named a permanent interim.

Or was that an interim permanent?

We hired an interim permanent.

 

[T REX]

Knowing full well that you most likely have a very strong opinion about advanced stats, here is his performance in FEI, which filters out end of half and garbage time stats while also adjusting for competition:

2017-39
2016-37
2015-23
2014-28
2013-38
2012-60
2011-73
2010-52
2009-64
2008-2
2007-1

Once he got his system installed at MSU, it almost guaranteed a top-40 offense. You can also see what the potential for him at Florida is based on how he performed in 07-08 (stats don’t go any further back). What am I getting at? With lesser athlete skills but a fully installed system, he produces top 1/3 results. With top recruits, he’s able to produce top offenses. No guarantee but dismissing his past performance or relying on something as simple as points scored does not paint the full picture.

We'll know this next recruiting class if he's the real deal. Every coach worth a damn has had a HUGE 2nd class. No excuses.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Once he got his system installed at MSU, it almost guaranteed a top-40 offense. .

40 is garbage. A few tenths of a point betwee. 40-70th a few more between 70-100th.

 

[SeabeeGator]

You’re wasting your time.

I knew this going in. Not trying to convince him but I am putting it out there for more rational public consumption.