Man Goes For A Swim in Yellowstone Park, Then Dissolves. Literally.

[Captain Sasquatch]

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/hot-pot-death-yellowstone-national-park?ref=facebook-869

 

[deuce]

There is no good way to go but this...... damn!

 

[Lake Gator]

Darwinism in action.

 

[bradgator2]

All I can think of is the end of Last Ark

 

[aka]

Instead of being one with nature, now he is none with nature.

 

[deuce]

Instead of being one with nature, now he is none with nature.

Too deep for me....

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[G 2]

I'm just impressed with a millennial using the term 'literally' correctly.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I'm just impressed with a millennial using the term 'literally' correctly.

I'm 32 years old and was born closer to the 70's than I was the 90's. Not a millennial.

 

[URGatorBait]

I'm 32 years old and was born closer to the 70's than I was the 90's. Not a millennial.

From everything I've read, most are counting millennials as going all the way back to the beginning of the 80's, I was born in 81

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

From everything I've read, most are counting millennials as going all the way back to the beginning of the 80's, I was born in 81

Yeah that's not even remotely accurate. I'd say the millennial generation starts with kids born around 1990. You and I are in Generation Better Than You, And We Know It!

 

[URGatorBait]

Yeah that's not even remotely accurate. I'd say the millennial generation starts with kids born around 1990. You and I are in Generation Better Than You, And We Know It!

That last part might be accurate

 

[GatorBart]

I'm pretty sure somewhere on this sign it says that the Norris Geyser Basin is one of the hottest in the park, reaching up to 459 degrees.

I could understand a child being curious about the colors and clarity of the boiling liquid in some, but this guy was a college graduate. Dude, it's hot - even if he'd only stuck his finger in it, he would have suffered immediate 3rd degree burns and may have lost all tissue exposed to the boiling liquid. It's a shame, but..................

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Yeah they apparently have signs all over the place telling people to stay on the paths and out of the water. I'm honestly surprised a lawsuit hasn't been raised yet.

 

[grengadgy]

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Generation Y, also known as Generation We're Better Than You, And We Know It!

 

[URGatorBait]

I'm claiming Generation X

 

[Swamp Donkey]

but this guy was a college graduate.

Have you been around many recent college graduates lately?

Hell, I'd like to invite half of them for a swim.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'm 32 years old and was born closer to the 70's than I was the 90's. Not a millennial.

You're an honorary millenial snowflake.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

You're an honorary millenial snowflake.

I'm too hot to be a snowflake.