McElwain Eulogy/Presser

[southerngrilling]

butters is a dumb f*uck. he better quit worrying about hurricane and start worrying about how to win football games

 

[Slevin]

He seems sad and pathetic in this press conference.- like he has been given an ultimatum and knows his coaching career will soon end. Don't pity him. He will soon be making a lot of money as a television commentator.

Who the hell would hire someone with a commentary repertoire as "and yet", "perty cool" and the panty wetter "we'll get it fixed"

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Oversold. He does the woe is me and the state stuff for 20-25 minutes, some UT players and coaches see it and have genuine empathy, then boom, we unload on them.

Or, he knows we are going to get smashed.

 

[oxrageous]

I just don’t see how he inspires a locker room to play their asses off. Are the players supposed to respond well to moping?

 

[GatorStud]

This is what you sound like before the bang your sister crowd comes to town... good grief.

 

[Doopree]

"Can you call down three of your friends?"....-Animal House

https://goo.gl/images/gQL4wx

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I remember SOS the day after 9/11 being somber but saying something to the effect that we aren't Gators, Seminoles, Vols, and Bulldogs, but being Americans. Far from the eulogy offered today by Mac.

 

[Zambo]

30 seconds into that I wanted to slit my wrists so I had to stop watching.

 

[soflagator]

30 seconds into that I wanted to slit my wrists so I had to stop watching.

Glad you stopped watching. You're too good a poster to lose you. But I don't want you to miss out on the substance either. So allow me to provide cliffs.

"But-uhhh...battery power...uhhh...opportunity...but-uhhh...storm...and yet...good plan...uhhh...'you heard the Governor'...but-uhhh...leg...uhhh...3rd-n-7...but-uhhh...up in the box...uhhh...no...but-uhhh...asparagus pee...uhh...heck of a job...but-uhhh...excited...uhhh...why you come to UF."

 

[Swamp Queen]

Jesus...ummm....fvking....uhhh...ummm....Christ....ummmm.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

30 seconds into that I wanted to slit my wrists so I had to stop watching.

You seem rather suicidal lately.

Do it your one of my favorite primates.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Jesus...ummm....fvking....uhhh...ummm....Christ....ummmm.

When he has lost Queenie, the end is near.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Seriously, has he already been fired? I'm 8 minutes in and he's either been fired or Clarabelle died.

 

[Swamp Queen]

It seems like Gainesville was wiped off the map with this guys demeanor. I'm done.

 

[Tunaboat]

Just getting more and more pissed watching this dunderhead stumble thru lines he hasn't rehearsed. This guy doesn't deserve to beat anybody and may not this year. Of all of Fooley's Follies, Mac takes the cake.

 

[88drgator]

I'm not sure that was him feeling defeated. Goober doesn't think he's doing a bad job and probably believes we win the East again.

I tend to agree with Instigator that the PR folks put a lid on his customary humorless wise-cracks and told him to act somber. He doesn't have the skills to pull that off while being uplifting and motivational at the same time.

And yet, his preview of excuses for a probable loss were just pathetic.

 

[rogdochar]

OMG how this applies. Watch it to the end.

 

[cover2]

This is some brutal stuff. That looks like a man who has given up or knows the job is too big.

Depressing.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

"I don't know if it can ever be normal again?"

Good gawd, it was a storm! It wasn't a nuclear explosion! What the F is wrong with this moron?

 

[amber1]

Sounds like he's pissed that the SEC's decision was to play the game, no matter where it was going to be played, or he is totally distraught