Bothers me that Bruce threw his javelin.
If there's special transgender lingerie Caitlyn will become it's TV spokesperson... seriously, does he still have his spoke ?
When comes out his transgender weight-loss book and training DVDs ?
Can he be a trial witness … the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ?
If he/she gets raped, who will have the bruises ?
If he gets in a cat fight, it had better be with Rousy ?
When will the love-struck media be bragging about his measurements. He falls short on the family butt-measure ?
Whence comes his movie "Brokebackward Mountain ?
When on Dancing With The Stars, will he twirl the guy mid-air around his body ?
You're right this is all too easy.