NASCAR driver's ex-girlfriend is an international assassin?

[divits]

OK, NASCAR has finally become interesting to me.

I can't decide if this chick belongs in a looney bin or if I should bid for the movie rights. Wow.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/kurt-bu...8503--spt.html

 

[MidwestChomp]

I had to read that twice. I have no clue who's telling the truth. If she was an assassin I would imagine he wouldn't stand a chance in a fight with her.

 

[t-gator]

I had to read that twice. I have no clue who's telling the truth. If she was an assassin I would imagine he wouldn't stand a chance in a fight with her.

look at her. That chick ain't beatin a grown mans ass

 

[NVGator]

I'd hit it.

 

[t-gator]

I'd hit it.

we're talking about the drivers ex girlfriend not the driver .

 

[divits]

I'd hit it.

I'd be verrrrry careful using the word "hit" around this chick.

 

[aka]

:moon: Go for it, baby.

 

[WobbleGator]

That story is hilarious.

 

[MidwestChomp]

look at her. That chick ain't beatin a grown mans ass

Beautiful and petite women are the best assassins. No one would expect them to be deadly.

 

[T REX]

Neckcar at its finest. Left, left, left , left...repeat...

 

[rogdochar]

….. and yet he's the one taking a shot at her ?

 

[BoomTown]

This is one of those stories that make you feel better about your own life and choices. I've been with some psycho f'n chicks in my life, but never one this batshiz crazy and/or lethal.

 

[Gatorbreath]

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad code name: Cracker Snake.

 

[Gator Fever]

Funny stuff but I have read she is crazy as hell.

 

[divits]

This is one of those stories that make you feel better about your own life and choices. I've been with some psycho f'n chicks in my life, but never one this batshiz crazy and/or lethal.

I always bring up that difficult trade off with psycho chicks. On the one hand, their unpredictable schizoid personalities make you want to run screaming in the opposite direction, and on the other hand they are flat out mind blowing in the sack.

 

[PastyStoole]

I always bring up that difficult trade off with psycho chicks. On the one hand, their unpredictable schizoid personalities make you want to run screaming in the opposite direction, and on the other hand they are flat out mind blowing in the sack.

100% correct. You don't know what "wild sex" is until you've had sex with a crazy chick. It's all at once thrilling and terrifying - it literally leaves you wanting more and also wanting to get away from her as quickly as possible. The conflicting emotions give you night sweats and create boner confusion. It's the worst period of your life, but you are trapped in this cyclone of death-defying sex, lunacy and circular conversations with no point or end. When you finally send that break-up email, ( I say "email" because by now, you've changed your phone number and moved to another city), you know that pressing "send" could potentially be one of your last acts on this earth. You live in terror for years after that thinking that she will find you.

I highly recommend it.

 

[rogdochar]

I had a girl that, over the breakup, put a knife on her own neck. She was across the room. I froze, scared to death.
Suddenly, an idea hit me and I looked towards the bedroom and said : "Come on, lets have sex." I can't tell you
the number of times I had to save that girl's life.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Her name is Driscoll. I suspect she never really hit her target.

It makes sense if you think about it. All really good assassins try to find a very high profile position like wife of an "athlete" in order to.. you know... remain anonymous. It's only slightly less stupid than believing that the wife of an ambassador who spends a lot of time speaking at political events and introducing his wife as "his CIA wife" is an uncover intelligence agent.