Nussmeier to Dallas Cowboys as TE coach

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  1. soflagator

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    Biggest career mistake I ever made was not getting into coaching football. You can fail, repeatedly and egregiously, and you're always guaranteed to have someone offering a six figure paycheck. Just get into the "fraternity". Doesn't matter how many people wanted you fired in your previous stops, how many gifs or memes are made about you, or how many nicknames are created as a result of your complete ineptitude. Just find a way in and you're forever handsomely paid. Aside from Zook's brief janitorial stint, I've never even heard of someone finally being flushed out of the industry and forced to pursue other lines of work. There are no Best Buy managers telling stories of how they just needed another season to fully implement their 3-4 defense, or lab techs boring patients with dreams of what might have been if only their QB hadn't been injured in week 1. The motto of this entire industry seems to be "we don't want you to suck, we'll fire you if you do, but dammit you'll always have a spot somewhere".

    It's really quite amazing.
     
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      I thought this report was a joke; but no one could make this stuff up!
      This is Gold.....PURE GOLD!

      Seriously how does this guy continue getting hired?
      Definitely not based upon his past results.
       
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      I can say with absolute sincerity that I hope he succeeds at his new position every bit as much as he did here.
       
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        • '78

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          Explain the term offensive analyst.
           
          • rogdochar

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            Via hacked e-mail Nuss's LSU offense masterplan = "The Bayou Bog".
             
          • Gator Fever

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            That it is a good idea to run the RB straight up the gut after motioning a fullback who is no passing threat outside.
             
            • DaddyGator

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              • GatorInGeorgia

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                Hey now, don’t bring up Mac and anal in the same sentence...you’re giving that poor shark PTSD flashbacks.
                 
                • Tunaboat

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                  Nuss should be a fast-tracker thru Gruntin' Ed's ranks :popcorn:
                   
                  • Okeechobee Joe

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                    Geaux Tigers
                     
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                      Now does anyone doubt why he is called Orgeramus?
                       
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                        Could not have said it better myself @soflagator
                         
                        • Gator87

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                          After stealing money form Florida for years, Nuss shows up at his interview with LSU.
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                          • CGgater

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                            I’m guessing it means scouting the next opponent to game plan against weaknesses. He might actually do a decent job with no pressure to call the next play during a game. Not that I’m willing to put any money down on that statement...
                             
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                            -THE DUDE- This is the year!!!

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                            What not to do?
                             
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                              I get it. Nuss as an inverse ETF.
                               
                            • rogdochar

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                              Isn't it obvious that Ogeron is hoping Nuss picked Mac's brain?
                               

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