Our Favorite Ex-Coach Keeps On Giving

[Jenny On The Railroad]

Cryer ain't smart enough to keep all the lies straight.

Even the best reach critical mass at some point and slip up.

 

[Gatorbreath]

A question for Urban Meyer sprang to mind after seeing that:

Friggin hilarious and spot-on.

 

[Gatorbreath]

Man, just when I think I can't loathe that raging doucher any more, something like this pops up.

Urbs: STFU, take some Rolaids (and some Midol, apparently) and leave the friggin room already. Nobody - and I mean NOBODY wants to hear you whine. And my guess is, that'll include Columbus very soon as the losses add up (and the arrests) and he is exposed as a mediocre coach without Tebow and Harvin around to make him look good.

And yes, I realize my reaction is perhaps disproportionate and unsympathetic, but I feel how I feel.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Cry me a river, Urbs.

Of course he was depressed and stressed. Trying to balance an affair(s) and not drive your family away , at least in in the public awareness to preserve your image, can get stressful. Admittedly this is rumor, but without knowing anything factual, I noted, the 2nd time he resigned ( red flags popped up all over the place in my mind) at one point there was a change- He no longer sounded like a coach leaving, but a guy making a desperate public attempt to sway his family ( wife) and convince them (her) not to leave him. The desperate tone in the voice, the wording, etc. Mr Manipulator probably had gotten sloppy with infatuation and overstretched his ability to con,and no doubt had broken some previous "heartfelt" promises..

After he left, my sister told me her daughter, then in college, had told her it had been common knowledge in the frat/sorority circles at USF for a year at least , who he was seeing from one of the sororities. Who knows if true, but it was certainly an enduring rumor there.


in the words of a Buckey fan

"My problem with Urban is that he is completely full of shi*t ( edited there by me) Don't tell me I'm getting a steak to serve me a taco."

I never heard anything about girls working in the football complex dating coaching staff, but a number of them were dating players. Some didn't realize they were just "college" girlfriends, not marriage material after players were drafted.

 

[ATXGator]

I'm tired of hearing him talk about his time at Florida. Why is he still talking about it? I've never heard any coach talk so much about a former program that they left. I think the real reason is that most people think he is full of **** regarding the reasons why he left Florida.

He says he is depressed because he didn't get to spend enough time with this family... that was 100% on him. It's not like Jeremy Foley was telling him he had to be away from his family. Now things are better at a new school because he decided to make a change?

I think the reality is that he realized he was going to have some down years.. in his own words "the program was broken" and he didn't want to put the time and energy in that it would take to rebuild.

 

[Gatorbreath]

I'm tired of hearing him talk about his time at Florida. Why is he still talking about it? I've never heard any coach talk so much about a former program that they left. I think the real reason is that most people think he is full of **** regarding the reasons why he left Florida.

He says he is depressed because he didn't get to spend enough time with this family... that was 100% on him. It's not like Jeremy Foley was telling him he had to be away from his family. Now things are better at a new school because he decided to make a change?

I think the reality is that he realized he was going to have some down years.. in his own words "the program was broken" and he didn't want to put the time and energy in that it would take to rebuild.

This. Perfectly stated.

And, after all of the justified spleen-venting about this is out of our systems in this thread, how about we declare a moratorium on Urbs on this board for a while? We have plenty to talk about with the season underway and our newfangled, apparently unstoppable offense....

I hate getting riled up and a picture of that chinless pu$$y makes me want to throw my laptop through the wall.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It will be interesting to see how he handles it.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'm tired of hearing him talk about his time at Florida. Why is he still talking about it? I've never heard any coach talk so much about a former program that they left. I think the real reason is that most people think he is full of **** regarding the reasons why he left Florida.

He's trying to get the story straight.

 

[ReelGatorDoc]

Didn't Bobby Petrino have a grad assistant motorcycle issue?

 

[TheDouglas78]

Didn't Bobby Petrino have a grad assistant motorcycle issue?

yes

 

[TN G8tr]

Didn't Bobby Petrino have a grad assistant motorcycle issue?

Yes and YES!!

 

[Jenny On The Railroad]

He's trying to get the story straight.

LOL ( this was supposed to be a laugh emote)

 

[t-gator]

Didn't Bobby Petrino have a grad assistant motorcycle issue?

I think he had her on more than his motorcycle

 

[LagoonGator68]

Didn't Bobby Petrino have a grad assistant motorcycle issue?

I think he had her on more than his motorcycle

Explains why he lost all that weight. No time to eat.

 

[Homer J]

So, he's got Tyler Murphy at QB. His schedules stacked soft enough to still win 10 games. And that's enough
with such a horrendous injury season (just Brax Miller).

He wishes he had Murphy. Murphy, at least completed a few passes, even when he was hurt.

 

[Homer J]

I'm tired of hearing him talk about his time at Florida. Why is he still talking about it? I've never heard any coach talk so much about a former program that they left. I think the real reason is that most people think he is full of **** regarding the reasons why he left Florida.

He says he is depressed because he didn't get to spend enough time with this family... that was 100% on him. It's not like Jeremy Foley was telling him he had to be away from his family. Now things are better at a new school because he decided to make a change?

I think the reality is that he realized he was going to have some down years.. in his own words "the program was broken" and he didn't want to put the time and energy in that it would take to rebuild.

It's a lot easier to go to a new team, that has no competition as far as recruiting and teams to play.

 

[ATXGator]

I'm tired of hearing him talk about his time at Florida. Why is he still talking about it? I've never heard any coach talk so much about a former program that they left. I think the real reason is that most people think he is full of **** regarding the reasons why he left Florida.

He's trying to get the story straight.

How many stories has he had now? At least 3, that I can think of... and the mainstream media keeps eating it up...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I really miss Bill Clinton.