Poor Jason Dufner - finishes 49th at the Masters

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oxrageous;n208946 said:
Or could it be from the fact that he's a fat ass? :scratchchin:

And he doesn't have a soon-to-be-ex-wife. He's got an ex-wife that took millions.

Apparently, he's lost quite a bit of weight over the past 6 months. We'll see if that translates into better results on the course this season.
 

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GatorInGeorgia;n209046 said:
Apparently, he's lost quite a bit of weight over the past 6 months. We'll see if that translates into better results on the course this season.


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That's him? Losing weight is great, but looking like you've just been picked up from the Bataan Death March is another matter. He looks sick.

The fact is he won a Major when he was a fat ass. Probably should have just stuck with that instead of turning to bulimia.
 

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He looks like he has AIDS. (nttawwt)
 

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oxrageous;n209247 said:
That's him? Losing weight is great, but looking like you've just been picked up from the Bataan Death March is another matter. He looks sick.

The fact is he won a Major when he was a fat ass. Probably should have just stuck with that instead of turning to bulimia.

As someone who went through a horrible divorce b/c of a spouse who ran off with a dude while I was deployed I can tell you first hand that the weight loss some are saying could be a good thing may not be good at all. I lost 25 lbs between the period I found out my ex wife was having an affair and when the dust settled from the divorce. And it wasnt b/c I was dieting or trying to get into shape. The emotional toll it puts on you is more difficult than anything else Ive dealt with in life, and Ive been in combat. I've been there and it isnt fun, I feel for the guy, regardless of whether I think he's a good golfer or not.
 

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Uh oh... paging Mr. Weaksauce, paging Mr. Weaksauce... :dance:

Now what exactly is "duffnering"? If it entails being a fat slob while banging a smoking hot coed, Ox may not be all that bummed about having to do it!

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I agree that it's amazing that he won a tournament. However, the deal was he'd never finish Top 10 at a Major ever again. And he won't.
 

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By the way, I went ahead and updated the OP with his finishes in the last 3 majors last year. He did manage to tie for 18th at the US Open.

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His chip of the rocks at the 17th yesterday was a truly amazing shot.
 

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You must have his name on your Google alert. Dufner is fortunate to be a pro golfer on the PGA tour.The dude plays a game to make his millions. Think about it. The rest of us suffer through humdrum jobs just to pay the groceries. He'll be back rolling in the big green before Tennessee beats Florida in September.
If he ever rolls in the big green, it will certainly be before Tennessee beats Florida.
 

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In this whole thread that spans several months and even mentions Dufner's former wife, not one person posted a pic of said ex-wife? WTF guys?

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Dude Dufnered and had a final round 76.
 

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