Quarterback

[Swamp Donkey]

I haven't read this whole thread, but from what I saw it seems that Trask has the IT factor...i

He has the division 3 backup shYT factor.

No doubt.

Trash is next on the transfer train, if anyone will take him, which is much in doubt. Then Franks.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

They would never do that in an orange and blue game.

They should absolutely do that. Not blast the QBs and injure them, but they have to hit them, especially when you have a kid that has never played anything but clipboard holder/flag football player.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Wow, you broke down each player's physique? You must have a lot of time on your hands.

He does like men's physiques, particularly one man's physique

 

[5-Star Finger]

I said we could....and believe me you it is a possibility. Our defense is going to give up 30-40 points a game on average.....Will we be able to score that many?

Someone take his shoelaces...or keys...maybe both.

 

[Theologator]

He does like men's physiques, particularly one man's physique

Dammit - that was fading from memory. Thanks for re-wounding my mind.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

 

[oxrageous]

If I was fat and/or ugly but was rich, I don't think I could marry someone who so deliberately married me for money. Gold diggers don't turn me on. I find it embarrassing for people like Beliema.

 

[78]

Note how freely Crete jumps in to defend Bielema.

And he insists his only interest is using him as a measuring stick against Mac.

 

[5-Star Finger]

If I was fat and/or ugly but was rich, I don't think I could marry someone who so deliberately married me for money. Gold diggers don't turn me on. I find it embarrassing for people like Beliema.

Hypergamy dude. I'm not positive it is a biological imperative in the wimmens - but it might as well be. If he stops making that cheddar you can be sure she will monkey branch right off that tubby belly.

 

[oxrageous]

If I was single and rich, I'd want to meet women for dates who didn't know I was rich. I'd have a Toyota Camry or something I used on first dates.

 

[78]

If I was single and rich, I'd want to meet women for dates who didn't know I was rich. I'd have a Toyota Camry or something I used on first dates.

Saving the C4 for the third date seek & destroy mission?

 

[oxrageous]

Saving the C4 for the third date seek & destroy mission?

If I was rich I wouldn't have a C4.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Ox would have a 24K gold leaf Miata.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hypergamy dude. I'm not positive it is a biological imperative in the wimmens - but it might as well be. If he stops making that cheddar you can be sure she will monkey branch right off that tubby belly.

She will paste some other dudes face over Fat Bert's in the family photo faster than Ricky Bobby can say help me, Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!

She looks and dresses like a hooker anyway.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

She looks and dresses like a hooker anyway.

So you wouldn't spank her dirty little hooker bottom?

 

[gatormandan]

So you wouldn't spank her dirty little hooker bottom?

No. She has pig mess on her.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

If I was fat and/or ugly but was rich, I don't think I could marry someone who so deliberately married me for money. Gold diggers don't turn me on. I find it embarrassing for people like Beliema.

I'll explain this one time and one time only for ya.....There's 3 things every woman really wants...
1. Millions of dollars
2. Nice cars and
3. 12 or more inches.....
Any 2 of the 3 will usually do.....
Anything else they tell you is a lie.....

 

[78]

I'll explain this one time and one time only for ya.....There's 3 things every woman really wants...
1. Millions of dollars
2. Nice cars and
3. 12 or more inches.....
Any 2 of the 3 will usually do.....
Anything else they tell you is a lie.....

That leaves pretty much every guy here with a TV remote and a left hand.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So you wouldn't spank her dirty little hooker bottom?

not my type

im not into the petri dish types

 

[78]

not my type

im no into the petri dish types

You're obviously a '90s guy with discriminating taste. I'm a wild child of the '70s. We'd have jumped anything that looked like that and never looked back.