Schadenfreude - FSU edition

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  1. 5-Star Finger

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    Gators, we got our problems. We are obviously in need of long-term rebuilding. We may not always agree on who is responsible for the mess we find our beloved team in, or who the right person is to do that rebuilding; but this thread isn't about that. I want to bring us together. I want to build bridges.

    So grab your favorite beverage, and sit back and enjoy the very best Twitter has to offer from 750,000 metric f**k ton pain train that is barreling brakeless through the newly opened salt mine that big Willie styles has created in big top country.

    From the media:















    Including David Hale going straight up savage...

    A David Hale joint on Twitter

    A David Hale joint on Twitter


    Some love for the Offensive Line:

    Trevor Sikkema on Twitter

    Jeremy on Twitter

    Joe Giglio on Twitter

    Mark Ennis on Twitter

    Leigh on Twitter

    Chad Cushnir on Twitter

    Graham Hall on Twitter

    Fan fun with hashtags:

    Sweep the Leg on Twitter

    Zac Blobner on Twitter

    Ryan Williams on Twitter

    Dave (SlimDawg) Justice on Twitter

    Keith Tralins on Twitter

    Please feel free to add and discuss. :popcorn:
     
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    • Durfish

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      That last one is brilliant.
       
      • 5-Star Finger

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        My personal favorite.

         
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          Funny the meltdown that is going on in their fanbase over 3 bad games of bad offense. We've had to endure almost a decade of it here. They want to get rid of their coach already, but their likely stuck with him for 3 years at least. God we need to take advantage of their struggles and take this state back. I looked at their schedule, and I could see them losing 7 or 8 games ( honestly the same can be said about us). I listened to some of their game yesterday while mowing the grass, it was quiet entertaining to hear William Floyd crying like a fat baby on why they can't block and keep running plays side to side. LOL. I have a feeling that their home game crowds are gonna start looking like Scum's home game crowds here real soon.
           
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            That’s a shame.
             
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              If you ask Siri who the worst team in college football is, this is the response:

               
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                Really makes our growing pains far more tolerable this season.
                 
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                  Farmer Dan and Slick Willie both inherited teams that were raging dumpster fires. Their's is still raging, and our's is not quite as bad. At this point in time, Dan seems to have the bigger fire hose.
                   
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                    Rivals.com - Rivals' top 50 recruiting teams of the past five years

                    They are number three by recruiting classes over the past 5 years. They are not short on talent.
                     
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                      “We look clueless and get blown out by terrible teams, and yet, we got lots of swaggy swop in our dribbly drops. Perty neat huh”

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                        :lmao2: This image is priceless. :lmao2:
                         
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                          Look, I hated Jimbo Fisher and he gets no respect from me, however he must have been doing something right.

                          Why they hired a coach with a losing or .500 record is beyond me. This pales in comparison to the Muschamp hire because we really didn't know he was a loser when we hired him with no record. If this is a 'statement' hire they could have gotten Kevin sumlin with a 51-26 record. But they chose taggart with a 47-50 record.

                          Smh and loving it
                           
                          • cover2

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                            Smokey Robinson wrote a song about what the Noles are presently experiencing. Their OL looks worse than ours. Their RT is from my hometown and was the County POTY as a senior. Wasn't crazy about his choice of schools, but hoped he'd have some success. Not the case. Maybe he gets a degree he can use.
                             
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                              I wish them many long years in the Pit of MIsery.
                               
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                                No you d'unt go there.
                                 
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                                It was bad. Really bad. That is not a good defensive line they were up against but both their tackles looked like turnstiles on the New York subway. They weren't stopping or even slowing down the pass rush.
                                 
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                                  Cheer up noles. With the whole quick tempo thing, the entire disastrous season should just fly by.
                                   
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                                    Judging by Taggart's buyout, that is very likely.
                                     
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                                    That turnover back pack still looks brand new.
                                     
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                                      Warchant shills are doubling down. They are throwing Jimbo under the bus for all the problems. That's a good sign for the beginning of a decade disaster for the SOW.
                                       

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