Semi mascot tries to stab, gets stabbed over some gumbo

[Durty South Swamp]

Just can't make this stuff up.

http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...scot-former-chief-osceola-killed-gumbo-062915

I wonder how many years of halfazz u edumukashen did it take for him to be able to peel shrimp at a seafood market?

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Just can't make this stuff up.

http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...scot-former-chief-osceola-killed-gumbo-062915

I wonder how many years of halfazz u edumukashen did it take for him to be able to peel shrimp at a seafood market?

wtf

 

[WobbleGator]

Nothing is surprising when it involves the .

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Nothing is surprising when it involves the .

A semi mascot getting speared to death is pretty close

 

[Durty South Swamp]

wtf

maybe i can sit in on this one too

 

[crosscreekcooter]

I was expecting to open the story and read about a stabfight over crablegs. I can't imagine a better reason to lose your life.

 

[t-gator]

A semi mascot getting speared to death is pretty close

Fear the spear

 

[WobbleGator]

This is what he gets for not giving Winston the hook up.

 

[WobbleGator]

Fear the spear

You stole that joke from the comments section of the article.

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Fear the spear

You stole that joke from the comments section of the article.

 

[t-gator]

I swear I didn't but I did kinda feel bad posting it.

 

[GatorJB]

This is one of the most ridiculous murder stories I've ever read.

 

[WobbleGator]

This is one of the most ridiculous murder stories I've ever read.

More ridiculous than a bammer killing another bammer for not being upset enough about their loss to the barn?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...shooting-over-alabama-loss-to-auburn/3819905/

 

[PatDooleySucks]

This is one of the most ridiculous murder stories I've ever read.

I know. Something smells fishy about it.

 

[LagoonGator68]

It was a salt and pepper issue

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Will he be buried with his red nose?

 

[aka]

Out of respect for the dead I will refrain from posting something that may be insensitive or out of line. Unless this makes it past three pages, then all bets are off.

 

[WobbleGator]

Out of respect for the dead I will refrain from post something that may be insensitive or out of line. Unless this makes it past three pages, then all bets are off.

You are going to have the settings changed to show the lowest amount of posts per page, aren't you?

 

[TLB]

I was waiting to see where TPD blacked out the name of the mascot and all related details other than the assailant's name. Then I saw it was Panama City Beach, and figured the TPD realized it didn't have jurisdiction and the two may have been fighting over recent alcohol law changes.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

alcohol law changes

actually it was over some seafood... new sources reporting they saw winston leaving the scene of the crime...