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Snake swallows grown man whole
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Your shirt or you holding a snake?
Neah, the pic doesn't generate any emotion. I actually love going into the reptile exhibit at any aquarium/zoo and checking them out. But it's different when there is no pane of glass between us. No way would I ever attempt to handle one.
Last year, we had a cool black racer living in the front bushes. Supposedly beneficial. I had fun with the kids stalking him and trying to find him every day. I left him alone, and he left me alone. And then one afternoon, I was watering some newly planted bushes way in the back and a monster black snake was in there and lunged at me trying to kill me with its huge fangs. I calmly walk back to garage, came back, and he was still there waiting for me. Almost taunting me. Dead snake. So I am not exaggerating, 2 minutes later in another bush... it happens again. I couldn't believe it. Dead snake. I knew what I had to do next. So I walk to the front of the house to find their "cool" brother, which I did. He had to be the mastermind luring in all his pals. And.... well.... like I said, his evil siblings sealed his fate.
If you don't like snakes, crush up some mothballs and sprinkle them around. Sure, your house will smell like that old lady at church with the mustache that gave you itchy kisses when you were a little kid, but you won't have any snakes to deal with (or any other critters for that matter).
Alex.
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no excuses for the shirt, that was in my dark Tallahassee days.
But my Dad is a big reptile fan so I've grown up around snakes my entire life, have lots of respect for them. Hell, before I was born my Dad had a pet rattlesnake. He's a bit crazy.
Black racers are very cool, so thanks for killing them you a$$hole! The snake in this pic is a rat snake, they eat rats. You know, those gross rodents that can spread disease? Or maybe you're a big rat fan.
Yo Daddy is a herpetologist? Hmmn.
And you have a thing for snakes? Hmmn.
I think I can see where this is going.
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IDK, I kinda liked the shirt. :hippie:
But my Dad is a big reptile fan so I've grown up around snakes my entire life, have lots of respect for them. Hell, before I was born my Dad had a pet rattlesnake. He's a bit crazy.
Black racers are very cool, so thanks for killing them you a$$hole! The snake in this pic is a rat snake, they eat rats. You know, those gross rodents that can spread disease? Or maybe you're a big rat fan.
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Yes. The shirt is covering the tattoo.
Does this make you cringe?
Also I cringe when your husband makes comments in the other thread. Something about a hallway. You should hit him with a lamp for that.
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if you want to watch the dissection here you go
http://www.blumhouse.com/2017/03/30...onesian-man-found-inside-a-giant-python-nsfw/
http://www.blumhouse.com/2017/03/30...onesian-man-found-inside-a-giant-python-nsfw/
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Beautiful snake!
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Does this make you cringe?[/QUOTE
That looks like a corn snake to me
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Corn snake, red rat snake...take your pick. We just grew up calling them red rat snakes.
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Looks orange to me
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I thought the rat snakes were yellow, that one appears orange, or are there different ones?
But my Dad is a big reptile fan so I've grown up around snakes my entire life, have lots of respect for them. Hell, before I was born my Dad had a pet rattlesnake. He's a bit crazy.
Black racers are very cool, so thanks for killing them you a$$hole! The snake in this pic is a rat snake, they eat rats. You know, those gross rodents that can spread disease? Or maybe you're a big rat fan.
Edit: I see Cooter made comment later.
Had one of these bastids on the side of the house a couple of months ago.
We live in a cul-de-sac, and there is a street behind us, so we technically have a next door neighbor that's on that back street. They don't take care of their damn yard at all, and they are zoned agricultural so we can't even get the damn county to do anything about it.
At any rate, I decided to let it live to take care of any crap over in their yard
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Yes, there are yellow and red. There is no reason to kill either unless you're an a$$.I thought the rat snakes were yellow, that one appears orange, or are there different ones?
Edit: I see Cooter made comment later.
Had one of these bastids on the side of the house a couple of months ago.
We live in a cul-de-sac, and there is a street behind us, so we technically have a next door neighbor that's on that back street. They don't take care of their damn yard at all, and they are zoned agricultural so we can't even get the damn county to do anything about it.
At any rate, I decided to let it live to take care of any crap over in their yard
I'm beginning to think you're Spikes...it seems you fear Google.
Just kidding, don't take it personally, I know you're joking, etc.
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Or maybe just prefer conversation ;)I'm beginning to think you're Spikes...it seems you fear Google.
Never been anyone but URG, and I never really cared for spikes either
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Unfortunately, I have to kill every rat snake who invades our hen house. They will eat every egg in there.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/me...urking-in-florida-brush/ar-BBzlVjd?li=BBnbfcL
These guys need a raise.
These guys need a raise.
