So URG has a job, don't think this will end well..

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  1. CaribGator

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    could play out something like this:

    Urg walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
    After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

    The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "He's a ****ing midget!"
     
    • URGatorBait

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      This is hurtful. You're off the christmas list Carib
       
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      • URGatorBait

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        I hate you all.
         
        • playzwtrux

          playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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          I, for one, am thankful you're working. That's one less on the the dole. :thumbup:
           
        • URGatorBait

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          I was never on the dole...unlike some others who pretend they hate people on the dole :whistle:
           
        • ChiefGator

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          I assume you actually now have a paying job, if so congratulations. Being unemployed even when you basically want to be can be difficult.

          Congratulations again!!!
           
          • itsgr82bag8r

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            Great news pal! Best of luck.
             
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              Congrats Urg!
               
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              URG I thank you for waving at my daughter during your 2 pm parade on Friday...


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