Stephen Garcia throwing for the Gators Pro Day

Fishon · Apr 9, 2015

If this forum existed 25 years ago, half of you would be bitching about Shane Matthews beating out Kyle Morris in spring practice

oxrageous · Apr 9, 2015

I'm still waiting for Kyle Morris to get the credit he deserves and get in the Ring of Honor.

I actually met the guy one time in 1990 when I was 14 years old selling newspaper subscriptions door to door in Gainesville. He came to the door half-asleep and unshaven, and appeared to be quite hung over.

Shockingly, he didn't buy anything.

oxrageous · Apr 9, 2015

Here's a great article about Spurrier and the Morris/Matthews O & B game in 1990:

http://www.gatorzone.com/harry/blog/809

PastyStoole · Apr 9, 2015

Fishon;n206328 said:
If this forum existed 25 years ago, half of you would be bitching about Shane Matthews beating out Kyle Morris in spring practice

Kyle Morris had more tackles on DBs running back his interceptions than he had TD passes in his career. (Some of those tackles were spectacular, btw. I remember one flying tackle where he grabbed the guys facemask and twisted his head around Linda Blair style as they both flew out of bounds.) He may be the worst QB I've ever seen play at Florida, and that includes the likes of Terry LaCount, Donald Douglass, and Jacoby Brissett. Trust me, nobody was bitching about Sh!t Meth-pews getting the job and Morris sitting on the bench.

Jabberdave · Apr 9, 2015

oxrageous;n206331 said:
I'm still waiting for Kyle Morris to get the credit he deserves and get in the Ring of Honor.

I actually met the guy one time in 1990 when I was 14 years old selling newspaper subscriptions door to door in Gainesville. He came to the door half-asleep and unshaven, and appeared to be quite hung over.

Shockingly, he didn't buy anything.

Tampa Tribune?

For some reason, having Garcia throw at Pro Day doesn't get me in a twist. I do think it's funny if he was actually required to wear Gator gear, though.

PastyStoole · Apr 9, 2015

oxrageous;n206331 said:
I actually met the guy one time in 1990 when I was 14 years old selling newspaper subscriptions door to door in Gainesville.

Is this you?

Jand3k · Apr 9, 2015

oxrageous;n206332 said:
Here's a great article about Spurrier and the Morris/Matthews O & B game in 1990:

http://www.gatorzone.com/harry/blog/809

From that article...
"Some guys are gamers. Matthews had that trait. He wasnâ€™t great at practice, especially early in his career, but he responded when the lights came on."

THIS right here also describes Timmy Tebow.

TLB · Apr 9, 2015

Fishon;n206328 said:
If this forum existed 25 years ago, half of you would be bitching about Shane Matthews beating out Kyle Morris in spring practice

Are you saying it is too late to be b!tch now? Does that mean there is an expiration on moaning about WM?

oxrageous · Apr 9, 2015

I honestly don't remember what paper it was....but I'm pretty sure it was a major one. And the subscription was only like $7.00. In fact, I think I'm wrong about Kyle Morris not buying anything. I had just moved to Gainesville and wouldn't have known Kyle Morris from Chuck Norris. He gave me his name when he filled out the form, and that's when I realized who he was.

Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize.

PastyStoole · Apr 9, 2015

oxrageous;n206558 said:
Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize.

Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize for calling you "the worst quarterback in Gator history."

But it's true.

Jabberdave · Apr 9, 2015

Kyle, with all due respect, I didn't know you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

bradgator2 · Apr 9, 2015

PastyStoole;n206596 said:
Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize for calling you "the worst quarterback in Gator history."

But it's true.

Swamp Donkey · Apr 9, 2015

PastyStoole;n206596 said:
Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize for calling you "the worst quarterback in Gator history."

But it's true.

Not even close to true.

PastyStoole · Apr 9, 2015

Law98gator;n206728 said:
Not even close to true.

I lived through both Dick-Sell and Vile Whore-ass. I can tell you without hesitation that the Whore-ass was worse. I'd put any of our QBs in there, including Piler Morningsh!t, over Vile Whore-ass. The guy threw three touchdowns one year against 17 interceptions. Good fkkin tackler though. I'll give him that.

Swamp Queen · Apr 9, 2015

oxrageous;n206558 said:
I honestly don't remember what paper it was....but I'm pretty sure it was a major one. And the subscription was only like $7.00. In fact, I think I'm wrong about Kyle Morris not buying anything. I had just moved to Gainesville and wouldn't have known Kyle Morris from Chuck Norris. He gave me his name when he filled out the form, and that's when I realized who he was.

Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize.

His actual name was Jack Mehoff.

Fishon · Apr 10, 2015

PastyStoole;n206754 said:
I lived through both Dick-Sell and Vile Whore-ass. I can tell you without hesitation that the Whore-ass was worse. I'd put any of our QBs in there, including Piler Morningsh!t, over Vile Whore-ass. The guy threw three touchdowns one year against 17 interceptions. Good fkkin tackler though. I'll give him that.

I think we've reached def-con 1 on these cute nicknames. Patsy, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that these are purposely awful

PastyStoole · Apr 10, 2015

Fishon;n206843 said:
I think we've reached def-con 1 on these cute nicknames. Patsy, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that these are purposely awful

The guy had Stacey Simmons, Tony Lomack, Ernie Mills, Terrance Barber, Kirk Kirkpatrick, Alonzo Sullivan and Mark McGriff to throw to. AND he had Emmitt Smith coming out of the backfield. Even Steven Hawking could average seven yards a throw just by lobbing screen passes to Emmitt all day for Sheisse sakes. What nickname would you have given him? :lol:

Jand3k · Apr 10, 2015

oxrageous;n206558 said:
I honestly don't remember what paper it was....but I'm pretty sure it was a major one. And the subscription was only like $7.00. In fact, I think I'm wrong about Kyle Morris not buying anything. I had just moved to Gainesville and wouldn't have known Kyle Morris from Chuck Norris. He gave me his name when he filled out the form, and that's when I realized who he was.

Kyle, if you're reading this, I apologize.

:hehehe: at Ox for thinking somebody reads this! :stickpoke:

Alagator · Apr 10, 2015

Swamp Queen;n206818 said:
His actual name was Jack Mehoff.

Ox was sure to lend him a hand.

:hehehe:

ufgator812 · Apr 10, 2015

PastyStoole;n206903 said:
The guy had Stacey Simmons, Tony Lomack, Ernie Mills, Terrance Barber, Kirk Kirkpatrick, Alonzo Sullivan and Mark McGriff to throw to. AND he had Emmitt Smith coming out of the backfield. Even Steven Hawking could average seven yards a throw just by lobbing screen passes to Emmitt all day for Sheisse sakes. What nickname would you have given him?

Hawking prefers the "other" football

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