Steve Young: A ref gave me a good call, hoping I'd marry his daughter

Durty South Swamp

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It'd be a piece of cake to determine the ref in question, for one thing there'd be video of the 2 discussions on the field. And of course he named the team he was playing and date of said occurrence.

We should figure out this guys name and find out what he's up to lol
 

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A good friend of mine is an infantry officer in the Marines. He was at the School of Infantry back in 96 where the new Marines learn their infantry skills. Young had some PR visit scheduled there and acted like a pompous ass the whole time. When my buddy asked him if he'd sign a few of the footballs for the troops Young said no because it wasn't in his contract. My buddy Joe asked him if he was kidding. Young smirked at him and slithered into his limo and started to drive away. All the Marines threw their footballs at the limo, pelting him as he left.
 

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A good friend of mine is an infantry officer in the Marines. He was at the School of Infantry back in 96 where the new Marines learn their infantry skills. Young had some PR visit scheduled there and acted like a pompous ass the whole time. When my buddy asked him if he'd sign a few of the footballs for the troops Young said no because it wasn't in his contract. My buddy Joe asked him if he was kidding. Young smirked at him and slithered into his limo and started to drive away. All the Marines threw their footballs at the limo, pelting him as he left.
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Hmmmm. This gives me ideas on how to marry off mine
 

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No way I could ever date her......I'd always have it in the back of my mind that she's seeing someone else.
With that strabismus, she's probably seeing at least two others.
 

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No way I could ever date her......I'd always have it in the back of my mind that she's seeing someone else.
:You are good..........true story here......I was in 5th grade. We never had art and one day they brought an art teacher to our school (Archer Elem.) we all went to the library to see her and have art ((I suppose). Well, she was red headed and cockeyed. She said something to me in the back of the room ( i may have been cutting up) and I said "Me?" I said it because she was looking way past me with those cockeyes. She repeated it and I was like "you mean me" That was it. She threw me out and I never got art in school.............still pissed about it.
 

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No way I could ever date her......I'd always have it in the back of my mind that she's seeing someone else.
I don't care who you are, that's funny! :bwahaha:
 

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I just got my advance copy of Steve Young's book. Eager to dive in. Here are some of the highlights from skimming the opening pages:

Dedication:
"To George and Mandy Seifert: The second father and eighth mother I never had."

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Chapter 6: The LA Express Years: How to Bankrupt an Entire Franchise.
Chapter 9. Weird Story Part 1: How a Ref Bribed me with a Late Hit Flag to get me to date his Daughter
Chapter 10. Weird Story Part 2: I took his Daughter's Virginity and left Town
Chapter 11. Weird Story Part 3: Seven Uncalled Late hits and Seven Resultant Concussions. What it was like playing in games with that Ref after that.
Chapter 14. The 1985 Tampa Bay Offense: More constrictive than Mormon Underwear.
 
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It that is true I gotta read the book. If patsy (well thats how I read it) wrote it he is one funny stoole
 

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