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If you want to be an FFA*, join the softball team or the marching band**.
* FFA = Fat Female Athlete
** Author is stretching by referring to a member of the marching band as an athlete, but don't tell me I'm wrong about our color guard being able to eat a Golden Corral out of food; we've all seen them at halftime.
I know next to nothing about soccer other than the rules of the game and who a few of the great players are. (When I was a kid, I actually got to see Pele play when he was with the Cosmos.). Is this gal a good hire? (Based on her comments, I already like her better then the last three former football coaches.)