Stupidest person you ever met

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  1. CaseyGator

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    I’ve mentioned this before, but the other day I had to interact with someone who was so stupid, after I left, I found myself wondering how they keep themselves alive. I was buying contacts that were $177, and my insurance covers $150. She didn’t seem to think she could sell them to me because they were more expensive than my benefit. After her manager explained I would simply pay the difference, she had to get a calculator to figure out how much that was.

    With that being said, I want to hear your stories of stupidity.
     
    • gatorfan81

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      I love when something is 5.06 and you hand them 10.06 and they type in 10.00 lord help em.
       
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          • CaseyGator

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            I’m really starting to feel like you guys don’t take my threads seriously.
             
            • crosscreekcooter

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              So did you find out how much the difference was?
               
              • CaseyGator

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                I already knew. No calculator necessary.
                 
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                  This probably is not true but a joke. Two HS students interact at the grocery store (before modern check outs). One is the cashier, the other the customer. Customer gives money to cashier expecting change, cashier provides change until customer smiles. Neither know how much it should be.
                   
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                    I believe one of them fellers was from Arkansas.
                     
                    • Swamp Donkey

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                      We call that special. He is a special poster on a special board for a special team.
                       
                      • Durty South Swamp

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                        I had a conversation with avatara once...











                        thread complete.
                         
                        • ExecutiveGator

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                          If I say his name his panties will instantly wad like they do with all my other comments, so i’ll keep it anonymous.
                           
                          • Durty South Swamp

                            Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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                            so since you commented, wouldn't that entail, in and of itself, his panties to become "wadded"?





                            asking for an (anonymous) friend :grin:
                             
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                            I was driving my girlfriend and her roommate back to Tallahassee about two weeks after the 1984 Presidential election. Somewhere north of Gainesville on I-75 my girlfriend asked "so...who won the election?".
                            I looked over and said "Reagan did... Ronald Reagan".
                            From the backseat the voice of youth cried out: "Did George Bush win too?"

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                              Did we lose @Gatoravatara again? Prison or halfway house?
                               
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                              Beat me to it.
                               
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                                I was test driving a car once, and the car salesman wanted to show me the ambient lighting. He pressed a button on the console and said, “check out the ambivalent lighting.”

                                To amuse myself, I just shrugged and said, “yeah it’s alright.” He even replied, “some people don’t care about it.” He never knew.
                                 
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                                    So someone told you before hand
                                     

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