The 'Best of' Butters

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    Where's the one where he yelled at the player for scoring a touchdown? I think it was the end of the Vandy game last year. I cant remember exactly.... it's all one gigantic blur of a nightmare.
     
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      Why isn't this in solitary yet??
       
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      To quote the card guy, I guess my humor doesn't translate well. ;-)
       
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        McElwain's entire shtick eventually infected the entire locker room. Those first few seconds of that clip were almost as hard to watch as the actual Franks/offensive struggles they were discussing.
         
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              There is no best of Sharkfvkker. He was a failure in all aspects of coaching. No strengths.

              Ive never seen anything like it.
               
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              One day, behind 14 in the fourth quarter, Dickey ordered a pitchout on third and long.
               
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                Pitch out, screen pass, functionally the same play, get the ball to the edge quickly and see if CB beats blocking WR, assuming your TB on the sweep isnt Pete Johnson and can outrun the DE. On the spread screen pass, you maybe change a LB into a nickel with the H or B in the slot, bit functionally, same play.

                Butters would approve. So would some other option coaches.

                If it is a WR taking the toss sweep or jet, does it make it a high flying offense?
                 
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                I teed it up for Mullen. I thought you were gonna smack it 300 yards. You elected a seven-iron.
                 
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                Look again. Besides, even i am tired of it. It is what it is. 3 more years of the lost decade(s), unless recruiting turns around rapidly and we get better coaching then these resumes suggest.

                BTW most people dont realize how often you throw grenades. Youre more sneaky.
                 
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                  Which one of these shows him crying. I need to see some quiver lips.
                   
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                    Trust me, if Mullen's offense proves as futile as Dickey's, I'll be lobbing tactical nukes. I'm giving him two seasons to show he's got us headed in the right direction.
                     
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                    There hasn't been a single "high flying" offense in the SEC since Spurrier left in 2002.
                     
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                      I know. It is 1989 again. Everyone playing just to not fumble and hope the defense holds.

                      Id say us in 07 and early 08 was close and Petrinos were the sole exceptions.
                       
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                      So quit crying about it all the time. It's just reality anymore in this conference.
                       
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                      Ours from 2007-2009 and Auburn behind Malzahn and Newton in 2010.

                      And before anyone goes crying dive-dive-dive! over Daz in 2009, check the stats. We put up some very good numbers that year nonetheless.
                       
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                      Its as interesting as the Big 10.

                      Or watching paint dry.
                       
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                      I was fine with those offenses, but they certainly aren't what the Donkey would call "high flying". Nothing that involves the option would fit that bill.

                      Part of me is surprised he hasn't left to join the Big 12 boards.
                       

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