The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with janice stopping by to promote his new invention piss repelant shoes. while here janice started talking about how if he went to prison he would be swinging at anyone that tried him. i informed janice that he would probaly be ambushed in the common shower and pumped full of semen. janice paused for a moment of silence and then stated he was in. speaking of bizarre things trux dropped by the studio he wanted to inform the audience that he was a one man myth buster.in our zambo&matrix segment. trux explained that he has been watching and comparing black dudes dic sizes and has proven over and over again that the size thing is a myth. (not exactly sure what black dude is allowing trux to examine their dic, but ok careful with those dics trux they are habit forming) my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was matrix who stated he was an expert on asian dics.(yeah i know what yall are thinking). goon stopped by the program i was steal wheeling from the black dic gazing trux findings i asked goon his take. goon stated this is typical of trux i always knew he was weird.(indeed) bannon dropped by in both the am and pm. am was filled with the n-word and other hatred the pm was filled with rap videos getting harder and harder to read bannon. after a long hiatus from the program sexy 6 dropped by and immediately lurkers from near and far acsended on statge. sexy 6 revealed that her days working for a **** are over(good for her) top lurkers,lee for 3,sc gator,gatorkev, drivebys in no specific order,janice,spicer,carib,byron long,bannon,cooter,lakegator,jboss,heavy,ron jeremy,nav,gatorkev,trux,coach,webb,matrix,revgator,nv,tgator,goon,gmd,sc gator,lee for 3,sexy 6, watch for muslims, and trucks its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. a few things first honorable mentions goes out to bugs and dougie they were left off the outro yesterday. also the program has not seen or heard from mamba since he has admitted to measuring black dics time and time again. if your reading this mamba janice is praying for you. speaking of janice the evangalist janice gave the audience a sermon on lusting and was quickly found out to be a fake evangalist and chased from the studio before he could pass the collection plate. hoffa attempted to provoke bugs about veggies but his non violent lifestyle prevented him from getting upset. bugs just found a rabbit hole and ducked into it til hoffa took a nap.byron long, ron jeremy,alchy,put on a powerpoint presentation of @ss thank god the mexican was off today picking oranges. nav stopped by and commented on mamba watching black meat and stated mamba should be pissed on(not sure that will solve the issue). jboss exited the bathroom were he says he's been entertaining himself(sorry mamba wrong color). i think sexy 6 may have a stalker, we will keep you posted. remember bugs will have the top segment in the am. i will sign in about lunchtime. top lurkers 82bag,alagator,augusta,heverle,alchy,heavy,rog, drivebys in no specific order cooter,byron long,coach,janice,douglas,spicer,sexy 6,hoffa,carib,sc gator,assman,ron jeremy,aka,boss,nav,matrix,webb,bag,alagator,augusta,heversle,alchy,heavy,rog,,if your white watch for muslims its time to commute:bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program wants to extend a big thank you to bugs for holding it down in the am. pressing business of state prohibited me from hosting. to recap the am segment byron long stopped by the program and admitted to measuring his dichead mamba was notified.(wrong color) cooter stopped by and stated he licks fish tacos doesnt matter if its salmon,whiting, flounder,croker(you get the picture). bugs also did a survey this morning on what attracted some of the audience to their wives up first byron/boobs, spicer/money,douglas/ass. speaking of dougie he admitted to chopping wood every now and again(you figure that comment out on your own) ron jeremy is being recruited hard by mgtow and has started giving paid speeches(hillary&bill were notified)speaking of ron jeremy he admitted to being spiced. seriously some of this stuff is getting out of hand. this brings me to our next guest david duke who is upset about all the nicknames and twerking videos. i want to hear from you should we change the nickname calling?. mamba dropped in but refused to answer any questions, i guess i will need to invite ray victory and his beef sirloin to get a response from mamba.sexy 6 was not here and neither was sc gator(just thought you should know) rogochar,82bagr,janice are your lurkers of the day. drivebys in no specific order,hoffa,goon,byron long,david duke,bannon,mamba,ron jeremy,bugs,cooter,spicer,douglas,gatorbait,nav,aka,rogdochar,heavy,coach. everyone watch some smut with your wives and have a fantastic wknd its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Ima gonna say my peace about the nicknames and leave it there. Maybe I'm a comedy snob but like I've said nicknames are the prop comedy of message boards. A crutch when you don't have material. Once in a blue moon they are clever. Nine times out of ten they aren't. But even when they are it's only funny once. But here's my real complaint. The outros have been hilarious and clever and comedy gold. Dubs nails it. However it's easy to rely on the nickname to be the joke instead of the wittiness of the writing. I'm just concerned that the overall quality drops. And if the overall quality of the outros drop doesn't the quality of the board drop? If the quality of the board drops doesn't that decrease the quality of our sports entertainment in general? And when you decrease the quality of American institutions like sports aren't you decreasing the quality of America herself. That's what the terrorists want isn't it? Don't let the terrorists win. :dance:
 

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Ima gonna say my peace about the nicknames and leave it there. Maybe I'm a comedy snob but like I've said nicknames are the prop comedy of message boards. A crutch when you don't have material. Once in a blue moon they are clever. Nine times out of ten they aren't. But even when they are it's only funny once. But here's my real complaint. The outros have been hilarious and clever and comedy gold. Dubs nails it. However it's easy to rely on the nickname to be the joke instead of the wittiness of the writing. I'm just concerned that the overall quality drops. And if the overall quality of the outros drop doesn't the quality of the board drop? If the quality of the board drops doesn't that decrease the quality of our sports entertainment in general? And when you decrease the quality of American institutions like sports aren't you decreasing the quality of America herself. That's what the terrorists want isn't it? Don't let the terrorists win. :dance:
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Love the new AV - one of my all time favorite movies!
 

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I must admit that explanation above is convincing.i didn't realize you were a fan of the program. There is huge opposition to this though. I'm willing to put it to a vote. Sign in and vote now,,nicknames or no nicknames
 

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Ima gonna say my peace about the nicknames and leave it there. Maybe I'm a comedy snob but like I've said nicknames are the prop comedy of message boards. A crutch when you don't have material. Once in a blue moon they are clever. Nine times out of ten they aren't. But even when they are it's only funny once. But here's my real complaint. The outros have been hilarious and clever and comedy gold. Dubs nails it. However it's easy to rely on the nickname to be the joke instead of the wittiness of the writing. I'm just concerned that the overall quality drops. And if the overall quality of the outros drop doesn't the quality of the board drop? If the quality of the board drops doesn't that decrease the quality of our sports entertainment in general? And when you decrease the quality of American institutions like sports aren't you decreasing the quality of America herself. That's what the terrorists want isn't it? Don't let the terrorists win. :dance:
When you are out there it in left field. The nicknames are what makes the show what it is but only when they are coming from Dubs. i think people are a jealous that they don't have the funny or cool nicknames. Dubs' should change the names as he sees fit to mold his show. It's the "Cleveland Show" after all is said and done ; ;)
 

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I must admit that explanation above is convincing.i didn't realize you were a fan of the program. There is huge opposition to this though. I'm willing to put it to a vote. Sign in and vote now,,nicknames or no nicknames

Threat couldn't be more wrong about ditching the names. Are you going to seriously consider the opinion of man who thinks Racheal Ray is hot?
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. todays program is brought to you by chlorinal courtesy of Mr. Duke. we begin todays program with lots of pushback about the nicknames. well due to the electorial college like trump the nicknames won the election"deal with" janice took time to state he's not a fan of the show but inspects his black meat(not sure what to make of this) speaking of black meat mamba the dark meat gazer stopped by the program and vigorious defended his position as a black meat inspector. mamba first stated he had been behind some black dudes then mamba denied inspecting black meat and says he learned to watch black dics in medical journals. i asked trux did his wife enjoy dark meat he denied that as well deflecting and spinning to the point as to wanting to know more about bugs' young daughters(an intervention on mamba is needed he's going from black dics to pedo).my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was ron jeremy at the liquor store promoting his new rum and hoffa who was buying airplane bottles of everclear.they both testified via teleconference hearing mamba talking about inspecting black dics time&time again. its time to confess mamba. if the black dic is small mamba is the expert. speaking of bugs he is suffering from acute sahara desert dic, the show doesnt advocate stepping out on your wife but i got $100.00 dollars toward an escort that helps you cure this dreaded disease.byron long who was the catalyst for bringing mamba black dic gazing to the attention of the program gets the watcher award for today. finally jboss admits to playing pocket pool while at work remember that the next time he wants to greet you with a handshake. top lurker alagator. drivebys in no specific order douglas78,cooter,tlb,postmaster,migrane,slug,spicer,bugs,byron long,goon,jboss,carib,artn,ron jeremy,nav,mamba,janice,hoffa,five-0,alagator,david duke,. go fund bugs. everyone have a great evening it time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. its day 4 of mamba watch, mamba you need to own it. we now have 3 posters that are not fans of the program and the list is growing. assman dropped by the program to informed the audience that he was still having wet dreams at the mere sound of this janice leaped from her seat very emotional shouting no sex talk and ran for the exit snagging her stockings and blouse on the edge of the door knob. we will inquire if she is ok.assman seeing all this referred to janice as a prude.jboss was in the corridor mumbling to himself about being owned and destroyed mamba heard this and referred to jboss as a 13yr old. this infuriated jboss who stated he had made a kid and that mamba was a hater,complainer,and a reject and should be skeeted on(some sound advice, better not pull it out while mamba is around). jboss then turned to the audience and in a stunning turn of events stated mac makes him tingle down yonder(you guys figure that out)migraine dropped by the program and me him discussed again how to take care of his wife after he is dead. the first thing we gonna do is let her eat, poor lady is 113lbs with 2 bricks in her pocket. rest assured she will be taken care of. migraine also wanted the audience to know that spicer has a thing for gun toting trannies, something that spicer has denied. byron long dropped by the program and heard migraine talking about death and suggested that he sticks some antioxidants up his ass it may help him live longer. byron also gave away few klan secrets,the program wont go into details david duke,bannon, will not be happy about the leaking info. later in the show the conversation devolved into veggies and bugs was on the front row and drew wood quick and hopped to the unisex bathroom with a jar of ranch dressing. top lurkers 82bag,nv,alagator,lakegator, drivebys in no specific order, spicer,hoffa,assman,janice,nav,jboss,mamba,82bag,nv,carib,carib,alagator,migraine,sexy 6,douglas78,ron jeremy,byron long,lake gator,goon,williston,bugs,rogdochar,david duke,,prepare yourself the wall is coming and dont eat eggplants,, its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Bugs filled in for Mr Banks today, as he had pressing state matters to deal with today. Here's how it went.

MidwestChomp: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. The show kicked off with Janice yelling at Spicer to stop fantasizing about it. When pressed for evidence, Janice said Spicer made a crude comment about it and Spicer always likes its posts. When pressed for more facts, Spicer said Mamba been sharing medical journal information with him. Janice then accused Spicer of being a liar to which Spicer said he never lies (#CNNnews). Janice yelled sumbich! The show appreciated the outburst of emotion from Janice as Janice has never cussed before. And please, refer to Janice as it from now on. It prefers that. Gren using his quad cane, slowly hobbled on stage and said I like you Spicer and gave him a hug. Spicer then called security and had Janice dragged off the stage. Speaking of Mamba, he went on a tirade about shopping at grocery stores. When asked if he enjoys the organic meat section we heard crickets. Douglas called in and said conservatives get hard ons from simple things like a soft breeze. No further explanation was given, but he and Mamba agreed that they love some hot country pork (NTTAWWT). Just then Janice busted through the doors and said the whole board sits on a throne of lies! Filthy, dirty, perverted LIES! Assman asked why Janice was a prude snowflake, and Janice said it would prefer not to talk about ass bleaching. But then like a jolt of hot Kanell juice into Janice, Assman went on preaching that Ron was a sinner for ogling MILFS. Ron, said shucks I just like them is all (can you blame him). In our conservative segment, Migraine, Nav, and Spicer had a riveting conversation about welfare and how to revamp the tax code. Nav stated that people who have sex (even those who do themselves) shouldn’t qualify for welfare, and Nav knows about having sex with himself. Speaking of tax plan and the pending shut down, Bart called in and offered a solution. His Mexican neighbor (Mexicans lives in Seattle?) could put up a schitty fence in 2 days just like the one he built between their properties. That is very nice Bart, perhaps you can put in a proposal. I’m sure Trump would be interested. Special congratulations to Durty for figuring out how to get his hands out his butt and do some work. Today was a bit slow. Guess people would rather spill their guts to a large black man rather than a rabbit. We hope Cleveland's mom is doing better. Top lurkers of the day Detroit, Bart, Lake. Drive bys in no particular order. Spicer, Goon, Mamba, Janice, Assman, Douglas, Detroit, Jboss, Carib, Bart, Hoffa, coot, coach, Nav, Migraine, Bannon, Ron, Lake, David Duke, Durty. Watch out for Kamikaze squirrels. It’s time to commute. :bananawave:
 

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