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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with breaking news babs cured bugs of desert dic. speaking of bugs that cabbage eating dude did a great job on the program yesterday. coach dropped by the program and is concern at the angry people on the board who are pessimistic about the future. keep your head up coach youth will be served better or worse. the mexican was in the unisex bathroom in the last stall, yep the handicap one with the rails. the mexican was hollering out that he was in the nude and he like "you dudes" he had no takers(bugs got his the other night to late edgar) speaking of getting theirs our poll of who would bang conjoined twins got out of hand and ended up wondering into black midgets. but we now know that goon,byron,assman,caveman,nv and slug with stipulations will bang them. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was the top lurker 82bag who whispered in the phone that he would banged them like thor's hammer(ladies thats what you need in your life) ron jeremy&mamba was asked what head of hair would they pull if they was hitting it from the back they both replied in unison both. both had bulges at the time and sexy 6 was notified. mamba took it a step further stating he would take time out from his USDA inspection of black dics if they were black midgets. mamba then turn to me and stated i have inspected your bulge and you have a small one(looks like i have to wear a jock strap and chaps on stage now). spicer dropped by and stated that marianna is cnn. marri if your reading this you must address this. slug stopped by and stated he schits with the door open and his wife approves as long as he courtesy flushes. goon stood up on his way out and stated to mamba the family that inspects black dics together stays together. top lurkers 82bag,alchy,bannon,david duke..drivebys in no specific order coach,byron long,goon,bugs,assman,ron jeremy,mamba,nav,spicer,82bag,nv,mexican,spicer,caveman,hoffa,slug,alchy,david duke, watch for mexicans. everyone have a great evening its time to commute" :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program wishes bugs and uf812gator happy birthday, also the program wants to congratulate that veggie eating dude bugs on his promotion. now on to the program bannon dropped by the program and was seething with anger. bannon spoke at length about the entitliment youth of today and is mad as hell that he has to raise his stepson and any future kids up in it. society is crumbling.(this is really a angry dude i dont think poon would help) several guest spoke to him about just calming down and control what you can control but to no avail. bannon pick up his daily mail newspaper since thats all he reads and headed to the unisex bathroom for a dump. in our the more you know segment, alchy called in and informed my audience that the klan has two robes one for ceremonies ex: crossburnings and one for combat, ex lynching. truly educational. assman stopped by the program to give us public annoucement it has came to his attention that the new thing is steathing(putting holes in condoms are just sliding off without the guy or girl noticing(not sure why you would do that but ok). byron stopped by with an anatomy lesson. byron was in the unisex bathoom in the handicap stall and sneezed while pissing the pressure build up was so intense it almost blew his dic off. this scared him and he left the studio. migraine dropped by the set today and admitted white privledge does exist and he is absolutley terrified he will have be forced to pay reparations to blacks.(well not for the next 4yrs anyways)top lurkers alchy,82bag,hoffa,five O,drivebys in no specific ordergoon,jboss,spicey,dougie78,hoffa,bannon,janice,82bag,alchy,assman,byron long,al bundy,carib,postmaster,five O,durty,migraine,nv,bugs,gmd, get ready to pay for that border wall...its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. its prom season and gatorraz stopped by the program today to inform the audience that his daughter was attending her high school prom. my producer quickly conducted a cnn poll in the audience that revealed 85% of my audience had sex with their prom dates, with the exception for carib who says he got a "rimmer" when asked to clarify he hurried out the "back door". byron long stated that he almost pulled the trifecta but his date wasnt willing.byron further stated neither one of his daughters will be attending their proms he knows what happens at those things.i advised raz to buy his daughter condoms so she would not be a victim of stealthing. he refused stating he will rely on his 9mm(it will be to late that bush will be trimed by then).raz admitted he dont mind if his daughters date do a little landscaping because he can crush a baseball. probaly gonna crush something else too. my producers motioned to me again another cnbc flashpoll this time guys who have slept with other guys wives. once again byron didnt disappoint he banged one in her bed. this poll was split down the middle 4 for and 8 no even spicey admitted to getting OPP.assman dropped by the set and was touting the fact that he has witness some funky cooters but he still loves it.(they dont call him assman for nothing) speaking of ass, pointer dropped by the set looking for like minded people who like wimmens to job their fingers up their asses while engaged in sex. once it was just crickets, pointer denied that he was into it( didnt sound convincing) were not here to judge ask mamba david duke,zambo. the mexican stopped by and didnt say a word( were checking on that)janice,david and mamba is still not happy with the direction of the program. speaking of david duke he revealed today that byron is cute(better get those condoms byron). mjm is our top lurker today. drivebys in no specific order dougie78,gatorraz,bugs,spicer,hoffa,carib,pointer,bannon,mamba,byron long,jboss,goon,al bundy,assman,ron jeremy,janice,durty,mexican,mjm,coach,david duke,slug, stealthing is real, only you can prevent forest fires. its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. as always this is a strict and educational program built to enhanced the lives of our audience members as well as our afterwork viewers. onto the program we start the show with our did you know segment caveman & bugs dropped by the set to inform the audience of the many uses of celery. they both state its an sex attractant that makes you irresistable to females. caveman states thats why spicers wife hides it from him. this segment slid us right into the perv segment which al bundy pulled up a chair and stated he's been virtually beating off all weekend. caveman joined in and stated he beated off last thursday and bugs stated its been awhile he doesnt want to mark it on a calender because babs will ask him what does these red checks mean. byron entered the studio and stated he gave up using shampoo yeras ago and usually goes dry rub but does occasionally hawk spit on his dic to provide lube. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was slugo who stated he usually beat off 3 times a day and once before working out. sorry ladies he's married. at that very moment dougie entered the studio running and out of breath and holding a sack of grapefruit and handing them out to the crowd appearently his wife was watching a instructional video on how to give head while practicing on a grapefruit and then demostrated on him. al bundy jumped to his feet yelling he's heading to publix for grapefruit. we will keep you posted, top lurkers of the program bna,matthew m,pointer,gatorbart,cooter..drivebys in no specific order ca91,spicer,alchy,douglas78,assman,caveman,bugs,al bundy,hoffa,gatorbart,jboss,cooter,slugo,coach,pointer,byron long,ron jeremy,matthew m,bna, remember to eat your celery it makes your stalk hard and firm the ladies like that just ask them its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin the program on a down note. outta nowhere hoffa appeared and attacked the program and disappeared. goon will be notified. we also have breaking news in a stunning turn of events byron long called into the program and reported that he had been raped by the a/c repairman and piped full of freon. byron has lost his virginity to a a/c tech guy i always thought it would be to a doctor. speaking of doctors assman stopped by and stated he wanted an a/c guy to check out his unit. in our beastiality segment jboss stopped by and stated that when he see the pic of mac on top of that shark butt booty ass nekked he catches wood beating off 3 to 4 times a day. the record is 12 held by douglas78 and slugo right behind him at 7. al bundy stopped thru and warned the audience do not be ruled by poon. al states he's been severely punished by the pink and wants better for his male gators. al you may be onto something. as you know we are trying to get the male audience members more poon and head. g. webb dropped by the set and stated eating celery and drinking pineapple juice will help your female companion swallow your load. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was douglas 78 he states he knows the pineapple juice works cause he filled mrs douglas up. coach dropped by and stated he has discussed all the sexual positions with his 5th grade males. the dinner table discussion will be focused tonight in their homes and coach will probaly need a good lawyer. finally if you remember bugs was suffering from a acute case of desert storm dic. well if you remember his wife babs cured him and he has been getting it wet on the regular now so much so he has gotten beside himself. dry desert conditions is on the horizon for that bunny if he continues that way forward. top lurkers mamba,alex da gator,revengegator...drivebys in no specific order hoffa,dougie78,spicer,goon,bugs,byron long,durty,janice,assman,postmaster,pointer,alex da gator,jboss,revengegator,al bundy,ron jeremy,caveman,g.webb,pointer,mamba,rimmer,mac,coach, gatorkev, your homework assignment tonite if you choose to participate ask your wife would she do a threesome with another female. its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubs try'n to get some people jacked :box: up with that homework assignment :shakehead:
 

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: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. if you recall byron long was sodomized kobe bryant style by the a/c tech. he entered a rape crisis center and the freon was pumped out his ass, he should return tomorrow. al bundy may be right when he says that men are scared of their wives. no one completed the homework assignment bugs was so terrified he stated he would just take the f minus.(now how in the hell did he get a degree with that way of thinking). speaking of bugs he has been promoted to head seed man it requires him to have meetings 6 hrs a day , he only works 8 hrs. jboss stopped by the set with his dic in his hand and headed straight for the unisex bathroom where he entered the handicapped stall on the end and own and destroyed his dic. coach called in and is upset with the heat, hang in there coach you could be comey.the program want to send a special thank you to alex for his powerpoint presentation of wimmens in uniform(they stopped traffic)top lurkers mamba,diddy,heavy chevy,ron jeremy,migraine, drivebys in no specific order, hugh heffner,slugo,goon,bugs,jboss,alex,diddy,cooter,hoffa,ron jeremy,g.webb,heavy chevy,mamba,alex,coach,migrane,durty , your homework assignment if you choose to participate ask your wife will she be willing to participate in a devils triangle,, its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. no one stopped by the studio rather chose to call in. byron long was the first to call in with gift ideas for mom.(mothers day is sunday) byron says buy her a t-shirt to wear out at family functions that read "i like rough wood". coach called in still pissed about eoy testing and now the rain. out of the blue coach stated its a good thing they didnt have internet when he was younger because he wouldve ripped his dic off watching porn. coach admits he still indulges every now and then. jaynice called in and stated the host with the most(me) was negative all the time, can you believe the nerve of that woman....errr guy. folks all hell broke loose when the verdict was read on corrine brown it turned into a feeding frenzy conference call. i never seen anything like that veitnam vets wont this angry.my producer interrupted the conference call and stated migraine was on the emergency fema line. migraine wanted the verdict to be hurried up and read so he could burn down the local liquor store and steal a tv. nothing better than free schit. finally 4 lurkers were brought out alagator,gatorkev,gatordad3,spicer.mamba has taken to lurking lately not sure what that is about. drivebys in no specific order,byron,assman,hugh helfner,bna, bugs,durty,coach,jboss,alagator,jaynice,mamba,ron jeremy,slugo,goon,migraine,spicer,gatorkev,five-0,gatordad3,gatorbart,al bundy, everyone have a fantastic evening, its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Hoffa and I are now posting these. From Friday the 12.


dubster1: well gators thats all time we have for questions today in this abbrievated version of the program. hugh heffner stopped by the program reminicing when he was younger bending over his wife and giving her a good plowing (bugs is insensed with jealously), ron jeremy joined the conversation stating every now& then you just need to grab them and ravish them. all of a sudden the entire audience rushed to the unisex bathroom in particular the handicapped stall with the rails to beat off. it appears thats all that taken poon talk made them catch wood. i want to take time out to salute bugs for pressing babs about sexual positions keep at her bugs and remember wood in the small of her back. speaking of desert dic. ca91called in and has a acute case complete with blue balls(ouch thats pretty sensative) spicer stopped by the program and invited the entire audience over to his house for lunch he is smoking ingauna ribs on the grill. caveman called in and stated he has broke in his new office by breaking mrses caveman spine on his desk. durty called in from a tent somewhere and is not happy that sas was not banned for his comments to other members in the pf calling them cock holsters and swollowing hot loads(this is some funny schit) my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was hoffa. he is not happy with my grammer and spelling(sorry i only have a high school diploma and no student loan debt)and finally byron has turned into a full fledge ho,, he's giving up sloppy seconds to the a/c guy again. byron needs an intervention and stitches. drivebys in no specific order,hugh heffner,byron long, jaynice,hoffa,migraine,spicer,durty,bugs,caveman,ron jeremy,ca91, coach,bannon,g.webb,gator j, everyone have a wonderful weekend its time for my seminar :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with the transitional segment.goon dropped by the program and informed the program that mamba is attempting to switch from inspecting black wood to inspecting fat butt wimmens in leggings at walmart. the program wishes him luck as he makes his transition(we know its a healthy one) in our perv segment slug called in after beating off and stated it went off without a hitch, but he lost concentration several times disturbed by all the nicknames from the show. at that exact moment jboss ran by the stage with his pants aound his ankles heading to the unisex bathroom straight to the handicap stall with rails mumbling he wanted to have sex with something(he fck the schit out of the toliet paper dispensery). spicer entered through the back door acting suspicious he had twigs in his hair and branches up his ass where he's been hiding from those daily press briefings. he got real close and whispered be careful there are alot of "fake" conservatives on the board when asked to elaborate he stated maybe later those fakers are lurking and watching.alex dropped by the program and pulled out 2 lurkers who were in the break room watching fox news and listening to rush. in our whitelash segment it has been pointed out that someone or somebody has been purposely allowing minorities to win these miss america beauty pagents. in a official white house statement bannon states this will be taken care of. finally sexy 6 showed up on the set and most of the perves left. she stated she had been lurking for quite sometime and had heard most of the program. for all sense purposes she stated its not my fault and no i'm not under any investigation. lurkers of the day deuce,uf812,migraine. drivebys in no specific order sexy6,goon,slugo,migraine,coach,al bundy,hoffa,jboss,pointer,paz,spicer,ron jeremy,byron long,alex,assman,cooter,deuce,uf812,hugh heffner,caveman,bugs, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today.i want to start the program off by stating the vicious assaults on coach must stop. onto the program. mamba looks to be onboard again(welcome back) after the discovery of his black meat obsession. mamba just joined the nra and is looking to buy guns and skinny jeans. mamba weighed in on the babs conflict stating that no dont always means no and sometimes you can turn that into a ah yeeeessss. bugs who was clipping coupons for cabbage got upset at the notion that mamba was telling him to rape his wife babs and refused to take any advice from mamba. caveman and al bundy was in a heated discussion about mgtow on the front row and they begin to offer advice to bugs which he accepted. at that very moment i had a caller it was hugh heffner who stated someones wife is a stripper and hung the phone up. byron long stopped by the set and informed my audience that spicer has a imaginary phone for his imaginary job. speaking of spicer he stopped by and stated that chairman al bundy organization"mgtow" is a front for the gay agenda caveman agreed but was handing out subscriptions of his new magazine "foot loose". sexy 6 stopped by while an argument was raging about spicers' height and weighed in stating spicer needs to stop denying it. spicer took the bait and started arguing with her. she immediately realized her mistake and stated she dont have the patience to argue with spicer. spicer took this as a victory stating she knows whats good for her i dismantle her husband the same way(spicer is tired of winning) hearing this sexy 6 compared spicer to spikes the worse poster in the history of gsmb. migraine was in the unisex bathroom in the handicap stall with the rails hollering bugs is a leaf peeper. migraine had to be physically extracted from the handicap stall he was holding onto the rails. lurkers, jaynice,raz,alex.himey. drivebys in no specific order,bugs,boston gator,spicer,jaynice,raz,goon,hoffa,migraine,mamba,byron long,uf812,hugh heffner,alex,himey,caveman,assman,coach,sexy 6,ron jeremy,david duke,ca91cooter,silky johnson,al bundy, your homework assignment go home and ask your wives(sexy 6) your husband can yall get busy after dinner. its time to commute:bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we come on the air with breaking news as you remember yesterday migraine had to be extracted from the handicap stall with the rails in the unisex bathroom. that stall is out of order til further notice. the audience members will have to find somewhere else to beat off.ca91stopped by the set and informed the audience that his doctor is a meat gazer and his doctor says he has a nice penis needless to say there was no co-pay. speaking of penises byron stopped by the program and relived a night where he almost lost his virginity. some pasty white chick whipped out a veiny big black dildo and was going to job it up his ass, so byron hauled ass out the door. i tried to ask a question concerning this incident and asked if he would ask his wife about black dildoes he initially said yes, but later stated no. so as i was pondering wheather to call mamba about the black dildo situation. heffner stopped by the program and explain the reason why white pasty chicks have big black veiny dildoes is because they are cheap to make. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was goon from goon&goon investigative services. goon states that he was listening to the program on 102.3 big country and wanted to weigh in on the dildo situation. goon stated his ex wifes likes hers in neon colors. her favorite was bush master orange. goon also predicted that hoffa would be vicious today because of swamp smoke. at that exact moment hoffa came in with a bullhorn stating sexy 6 is making spicer change his language and its affecting the programs spark. it was very hurtful to hear him attack me personally stating i make schit up and people run with it. al bundy who was sitting in the front row reading "mgtow today" just nodded and kept reading. for the record i like having sexy 6 around trying to get her to comment more on the perv stuff we will see.(so far she finds it disgusting). sexy 6 she sat thru the entire perv segment and stated at the end that it difficult to view the program at work. all of a sudden ron jeremy busted through the door with his boxer shorts and a wife beater on screaming he's an exhibitionist and not a watcher. he was tackled by security before entering the handicap stall with the rails in the unisex bathroom.bugs is now spending entire days talking about watermelon seeds. anyone seen rimmer?lurkers paz,alagator,drivebys in no specific order goon, ca91,spicer,byron,sexy6,jboss,hugh heffner,assman,al bundy,hoffa,migraine,uf812,coach,ron jeremy,caveman,paz,alagator,bugs,postmaster,everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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