The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program wants to extend well wishes to one of my favorite guest al bundy who has given himself vertigo by squeezing his dic so hard while beating off during his virtual asian hooker sessions(they loved him long time). the work order for the unisex bathroom was completed just in time as caveman entered with bunny porn given to him by ron jeremy. the magazine was titled rabbit feet weekly.sexy 6 sat on the front row today and is becoming more & more comfortable(she is coming along nicely) in a stunning revelation assman informed the program that he rarely visits the site after work because he is busy getting his ass pounded as soon as he gets home. well you are the assman(not sure what to make of this). the mexican extorted my producers and forced his way onto the program. he had a notebook with a host of demands first demand, only wimmens pics with real boobs, second,hair must be real, third, no blondes and fourth, no fake asses but he would permit butt implants. assman flew into a rage stating "its not a damn thing wrong with implants" and alleged that the mexican is trying to get rid of juggs. the usually passive romain lettuce eating bugs grew irritated, stating its to many rules. all of a sudden uf812 showed up at the studio door not wearing any pants and was in someway disoriented. he stated some chinese dude name wong stole his pants. he was rushed to the hospital where a rape kit was conducted(we will keep you posted)lurkes today,atx,kyng,mamba,gatorkev,marianna,tgator,, drivebys in no specific order assman,jboss,bugs,byron long,goon,sexy6,atx,hoffa,slugo,kyng,migraine,jaynice,caveman,mamba,coach,hugh heffner,ron jeremy,al bundy,tgator,uf812,cooter,gatorkev,raz,mexican,david duke,five 0, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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FTR, the doc gave me some pills today for the dizziness, but it doesn't help the VR porn addiction much.
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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today.ca91 stopped by the program and is confused stating his wife gave him some ass, but when pressed on the issue he said it was poon. poor fellow cant tell his wifes ass from her poon. speaking of ass, assman had the bubble guts and ran to the unisex bathroom and into the handicapped stall with the rails. shortly after that his wife entered with a jar of mayonaise that needed to be opened. sexy 6 stopped by the set and notice a pic of bugs wearing a blouse and observed that his boobs were sagging. sas entered through the back door and sexy 6 was overcome with emotion, but the unisex bathroom was occupied. sas went home and put her on the grill.as many of you know mamba has been avoiding me. i found out he is a prepper, his plan gather lots of guns, some brietbart articles and a years supply of black dics weekly and go underground. david duke dropped by and was educated on the need for men to cum after realizing the importance of this bodily fucntion he shared that snowballing was all the rage in the 80's(we here will take his word on that) bugs corner babs this weekend, anyone seen rimmer? lurkers ,mexican,jaynice,trex,pointer,alex,sc gator,migraine, drivebys ca91,bugs,assman,sexy6,goon,coach,byron,spicer,jaynice,trex,hugh heffner,slugo,cooter,82bag,boston84,alex,pointer,david duke,sc gator,mamba,bannon,caveman,silky everyone have a wonderful weekend its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with breaking news babs gave bugs his tom hanks (green mile) moment over the weekend cooter states the lights dimmed as far as florida. speaking of cooter he and 82bag put on a power point presentation of midgets. it was a short segment. at that moment bugs,byron and ron jeremy entered the studio in a single file line and didnt utter a word. they headed straight to the unisex bathroom and gathered in the handicap stall with the rails. a short time later we heard laughter as they recanted sweaty wrestlers in a ring with tights on. you could here bugs saying its raw,,byron was saying smack down , and ron jeremy kept saying wooooooooo!. after awhile it grew quiet and security checked on them they were all sleeping in the stall. sexy 6 was on the first row wearing a mini skirt and heels and stated she was in the giving mood today. she gave spicer a couple of likes and felt dirty. at that moment i had a caller it was jaynice. jaynice was morning the loss of a hunter that was killed in a hunting accident with a elephant(tusk,,tusk) in our political segmet assman stated he has smelled what the rock is cooking and he will vote for him in 2020, kellyanne will be notified. lastly this guy jboss has got to be suffering from dementia he just blurts out stuff like he's special needs when you see him type slowly. top lurkers black mamba,concrete,mexican drivebys in no specific order bna,hugh heffner,sexy6,cooter,spicer,bugs,black mamba,jaynice,goon,ron jeremy,byron long,82bag,postmaster,assman,mexican,concrete,jboss,hoffa,coach,(happy bday mrs coach)pancho villa,david duke,caveman everyone watch out for elephants its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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lies... all lies :shakehead:

i don't know how anyone with a good conscience could sit thru a single episode of that program - it's a :cry2: shame
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. before the program started. at about 10 til 5am i exited my vehicle to have my daily briefing with the warden. spicer was hiding in some shrubs and jumped out and ambushed me with a series of questions i barely made it to my briefing. we officially came on the air with breaking news mamba admitted to playing with his dic although its not black. i thought mamba had accepted the fact he is obsessed with black meat, he rolled skin back into denial,stating he will not come on the program til football season start. spicer who was taking the twigs out of his 4 sizes to big sports jacket stated mamba is a known liar. bannon dropped by the program and he was very agitated by the terrorist attacks yesterday calling the terrorist sand niggaz. bannon states he is ready to lose his life for the cause(probaly need to take care of that guy sikes first). bugs stopped by the set and spent most of the day talking about potatoes. the subject quickly turned to white wimmens and bugs educated me that white wimmens are far from docile and the rural ones will cut your nuts off they hold grudges too. sexy 6 was in the break room watching the view and yelled out to the stage that there will be noone at her house getting their nuts cut off. she then appeared in the doorway and stated calmly sas nuts are safe but she does hold little grudges(sas she's a keeper). hoffa called in and stated byron wanted to show his ass again, byron wanted to do it but was stopped by me.(i thought this was a white dude thing but jaynice quickly denied this). robinhood looks like he may be eyeing marriage #3 stay tune for this development. lastly concrete thinks hugh heffner is hacking into his laptop specifically his porn stash(heffner denies this) stating he makes his own porn. lurkers thick&thing8r, pointer, drivebys in no specific order mamba,spicer,five-0,bannon,bugs,detroit,hugh heffner,postmaster,daffy duck,concrete,hoffa,slugo,byron long,sexy6, goon,robinhood,jaynice thick&thing8r,pointer,ron jeremy,caveman,pancho villa, everyone remember to shave that unwanted hair. its time to commute:bananawave:
 

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:sadnanner:

I guess if you don't toe the company line and buy into all the un-truth spread on the program, you're labeled a liar :facepalm:

... and just when I was start'n to trust URG again :shakehead:
 

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I guess if you don't toe the company line and buy into all the un-truth spread on the program, you're labeled a liar :facepalm:

... and just when I was start'n to trust URG again :shakehead:
Handing out dislikes is certainly not a way for you to gain my trust.
how bout dat
 

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