The dubster Outro Thread

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  1. Swamp Queen

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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.......#10) the shop is very slow and its setting up to be a long week so brace yourselves.....#9)......the mexican explained his situation with al and stated he felt like al was trying to embarrass him so he caught feelings and lashed out toward al. al hasnt been back since although the mexican apologized(pretty big of him to do so).......#8)......roy moore.....errr...mamba briefly stopped by their were no black dics to measure so he left abrutly.......#7).......lake & robin discussed their habitual lying wives......#6)......dopeman thinks trauma girl has pussy whupped 78,,, sexy 6 chimed in and stated she would rather drink bleach than be in a relationship with 78(damn thats personal)....#5)..........ocala stopped by the shop and attacked the mullet pumpers, they exercised their miranda rights and remained silent.....#4)......trauma girl is proud of her kids but the shop members spent 30minutes attacking a proud mom.. the hate for this lady is off the charts......#3)..... still no catfish and now tag is missing......#2)....the mexican states if you are weak then the boards are not for you(jay26 your name was mentioned).....#1)....bugs is getting his wife babs sheetrock and mud and tape for christmas..his dic will be like the drywall he's hanging...see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.........#10)......chairman mao is against antifa becoming a mod because of his socialist views.......#9)....bugs and assman discussed their love for playing with cow schit.....#8)......dopeman is leading a nationwide movement to ban daffy and antifa has just placed trex on ignore......#7)....the shop enjoyed the mexican coming in and changing post everyone enjoyed it with the exception of hoffa.......#6.......there is a young tech that byron has fallen madly fond of,,well she has announced shes leaving the workplace to better herself and byron may need counseling. (me thinks he wanted to hit that ass, but thats just me)....#5)........ron stormed into the barbershop and attacked antifa knocking the fck out of antifa. after a bucket of cold water was thrown on him he recovered and began to argue about bitcoin again.....#4)........still no catfish or tag. slick did return today.....#3)........i need to help out dopeman with the nicnames any suggestions would be appreciated.....#2)....after speaking with robin via pm i will no longer solicit tg to come to the shop. robin explain somethings its for the best......#1.......sluggos cat pearches on his shoulder while he takes schits,, the poor cat has gone nose blind(you seen the commercials). febreeze aint helping though the fcking whole house smells like a waste treatment center and the cat just sleeps.....we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....ferg reiterated his hatred for black people carib was shocked..........#9).....no catfish or tag sighting......#8)....hoffa informed the shop that your schit is supposed to be green.....#7)...wobs informed the shop that he likes to dig up corpeses and have passionate sex with them maggots and smell just adds to the lust. we will now call him gomez......#6).....catcher tells his wife in the winter months that he is like a light dusting of snow he's 2 inches, soft and white(she is soooo fustrated right now daquan was notified).....#5)....hugh attended a funeral and a klan rally broke out but like trump says it was good people on both sides both sides......#4)....chairman mao entered the shop and diagnosed byron with depression (the tech left) and stated he would seek a referrel from trauma girl so he could get professional help. until then me & bugs offered our services but we were soon curse out by sexy 6 stating we were piling on and we will be kicked in our nuts if we continued(we stopped)....#3)......assman reflected on how he was concieved. it was in the backseat of a greyhound bus rolling down highway 41. that last pot hole got it done.....#2).......the mexican informed me that 574 guest were online to watch the shop today amazing!.....#1).......in all my years i have never witness anything like this and i will tell my grand children....while a young black guy(jones) was choosing where he would attend college we had a klan member praying that he came to him, we had bait&gator cum on himself semen all over him, poncho feeling gay ad allowing his tendacies to get the best of him, sexy 6 was more nervous than on her honeymoon night and shaking harder than any orgasm she ever had and chairman mao's vagina was moister as it ever been it was like an oyster with the smell to match. all for a young black man. truly we are in the end of days we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....still no sign of tag or catfish........#9)...the mexican wants to put the horns up poncho ass for leaking the global ignore to amber1.....#8)......dopeman has diagnosed donk with a progressive condition called selective dementia...#7).....if we invade north korea chairman mao wants antifa to lead the first wave(ron is monitoring this closely)......#6).......gomez admitted he didnt like me but soon realized the error of his ways(dont know how anyone who knows me wouldnt want me to have a menege dye trois with their wives and their sisters)......#5).......bugs likes to eat cold rice not sure whats this is about other than he must enjoy miniture cold white round things in his mouth....#4)......bugs thinks catcher is one sick bastid they later reconciled and found they both have something in common (acute desert dic).....#3) red hat hunter and sexy 6 had the day off together rhh signed on late and said they both went to the grocery store where he provided the tube steak and she supplied the pie this went on for 8hrs.....#2)........assman stated that all wimmens are hoes. he was immediately fact checked and channeled his inner huckabee sanders and changed his statement(he would make a great politician) but hoffa shouted from in the back that he was bald and he wouldnt vote for him.....#1) todays flash poll, you may remember gomez fetish for digging up corpses and having passionate sex with them. turns out he's not along the following barbershop members have admitted that they would fck the schit out of dead hot wimmens too, postmaster,sluggo,assman,hoffa,redhat hunter,dopeman,catcher, honorable mention blackfeets...we will see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    Weirdest day in the box ever.

    Doctor Dubs let the weirdos stray far afield.
     
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    I'm glad I wasn't around.
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed......#10)...tag, aka migraine is missing and feared dead......#9).........hoffa reports that the site has had issues for 10months, i experienced them this morning. mexican get that pakistani todo in here to fix schit.....#8)......postmaster thinks the professor is a bolshevik, mueller was notified.....#7).....hoffa and buckman think uga will pull it off tonight(i personally think it will be a blowout) bama dominates..........#6).....our education minute comes from bugs. cocaine and gunpowder = brown brown talk to your local drug dealer for your free sample....#5)....mamba dropped by to talk about Big D......#4)......sluggo, the shops designated pothead wants to punch jeff sessions in the face for sicing the feds on pot smokers......#3).....dopeman thinks the professor is queer......#2).....hoffa informed the dopeman that his alzheimer drug will no longer be available after 2018 lets take advantage of what little time the dopeman has left before he forgets us all.....#1)....our tip of the day comes from the shops favorite racist (bannon aka ferg) suggested to the entire shop that you crush cialis and snort it, dopeman added it will make your dic hard again like it was when you were 15(tiny but hard)....we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed....a brief recap from tuesdays shop......dopeman is still soliciting members to place daffy on ignore...assman is looking for a way to beat off during office hours,but he is afraid of the #metoo movement...bugs refuses to admit to watching porn for fear babs may find out and think that was his motivation for knocking her up....chairman mao is afraid of cockroaches he accuses them of flying & biting him.......bugs headlined the religion segment with romans 3 verse 23,,,,james 2 verses 14-26,not to be outdone dopeman screamed out from the bathroom 2nd chronical 25:6......lastly sexy 6 was reading an old article in people magazine i asked her did she watch porn. sexy 6 immediately stood up and burst into tears and ran out the shop( i took that as she only like anime).......shops closed.....#10).....assman viciously attacked robin all day,mocking him and insulting him,,,pointer,hoffa,dopeman,poncho,condone it.it was later found out its his politics......#9).......dopeman admitted to banging 13 yr old first he said at 39 then recanted to say 14.....#8)......pointer reported being fcked up the ass dry and raw from behind by some harley davidson biker dude.....#7).....red hat hunter stopped by and chase some redhatters and reported that he has adopted 2 pussy cats..biggie and smalls(personally biggie..... well i will leave that alone)......6) apparently there was a redhat meltdown at the shop over the golden globes, i missed it.....#5)....mamba doesnt believe in vaccinations,probaly got the mumps right now....#4).......dopeman and hoffa didnt miss me while i was vacationing(aint that some schit).....#3)bugs admitted to knocking up babs in the olive garden restroom. she reportedly enjoyed the breadstick. the child will be named olive....#2)sexy 6 wants to rename assman penis after his behavior today...#1....sexy 6 does not have a name for her poon.we are taking submittals to name it.. we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    Ok, so maybe today was the weirdest day in the box. I'm glad I wasn't there.
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.......#10).....assman informed the shop that daffy had made the all douche canoe team, complete with extra apple cider vinegar......#9).....poncho picked up where assman left off in a vicious verbal assault against robin. robin seems to be taking it in stride......#8).....redhat hunter stopped by and commented on chairman maos cockroach size dic.redhat hunter also posted pictures of playing pussies.....#7).....hughs daughter has been watching him eating buffet style between mrs hughs legs. the shop unamiously recommended he closed and lock the door before dining....#6)........daffy informed the shop that he thought about eating the after birth of his first child and mao wanted to soe his wifes mouth up instead of her poon after the birth of their child. while the mexican wondered what it would be like to cut the cord.....#5).........bugs thinks global warming is caused by vaccinations(hard to argue against this)....#4).....the name cooter has been accepted and adopted.....#3).......ferg weighed in and stated all doctors are phaggots and no one takes assman seriously.....#2)......our official stance on the program is no vaccinations, come join bugs,carib,hoffa,&myself on this important issue......#1)......on hearing the news of this coalition against vaccinations assman flew into a rage he put on some welder gloves and jobbed his fist up the next patients ass without lube and shouted fools! assman continued until the elderly man agreed to have his entire family vaccinated.mamba if your reading this your on notice......well see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    I'd like to say that I was the first to bring the vaccine issue to light.

    You're welcome :)
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed........#10).....grens dog thinks he's a wuss and the dog likes him more than his wife does.....#9)....hugh drugged his daughter so he could dine between mrs.hughs legs it was all you could eat thursday........#8).....sexy 6 introduced old seinfeld episodes to the shop..........#7)......the redhats mustered,chairman mao, 4mile,jdh,poncho, and begin to paise trump......#6)........hoffa took up a position on the hill over looking the shop(high ground).....#5)....robin entered the shop and was ambushed by poncho,robin hauled ass and went back to work teaching 5th grade girl badmitton...#4...redhats again started praising trump,sluggo departed to take a schit that he had been holdng for 2 days.......#3).....bait & gator joined the redhatters stating they were all racist....#2) ....the redhat hunter showed up and caught instant wood seeing all those redhats gathered in one place. they immediately locked ass. redhat hunter engaged chairman mao, and poncho.hoffa provided sniper fire. it was fierce the redhatters were not going to be denied they called in reinforcments.jdh,4mile, and matlock low crawled in and joined the action. redhat hunter then called sarah sanders an elephant with a bad wig and all hell broke loose. sluggo pinched off the turd and didnt wipe and rejoined the fray schitty and all also had a blount hanging from his mouth(sessions was notified)......#1).....redhat hunter was getting pummeled from all sides and was fading fast but refused to give in....he placed 4mile & sluggo on ignore.he then called in broken arrow but slick and antifa were reading the trump book(fire & fury) and catching wood and couldnt be disturbed. what a great day to be in the shop it didnt disappoint.....everyone enjoy the king holiday, be safe and we will see you right back here tuesday :byebye:
     
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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.....#10)..carib is interested in how pussy farts smell and if you can smell them under water.....#9)....bugs is now busy playing with the interns to post much during the day, babs is going to kill him......#8)......pointer was having loose bowel movements(water,not chunks)..assman got involved and gave him several remedies to stop his ass from barfing....#7).....hoffa reports that trump got a a1c of 5.0 despite eating fast foods and binge drinking diet cokes (assman is suspicious).....#6).......members here are still confused about the nics(density level is off the charts).....#5)....speaking of dense mamba stopped by......#4)...slick gave a helpful hint for those looking to date white wimmens(babs the exception). they all like wine. just make sure it has a cork not a cap.....#3)robin informed the shop that his grandma was a mean drunk....#2)...poncho admits heis the face of the #metoo movement. he admits groping,kissing and grabbing wimmens against their will and in some cases he's whipped out his micro dic to impressed them and if that didnt work he gave them roofies(wow)......#1).......i gotta be honest i was totally taken off guard by the reaction of my flash poll... we do this all the time.daffy, slick were a yes,,hugh,assman,,,dopeman,sluggo,carib were all no's.then the weirdest thing happened blackfeets who was an original yes became upset and took it personal and started giving off the wall examples of not yes or no answers dopeman was furious also and joined in. stunned i stopped the flash poll,, if i knew that depends would become soaked and panty liners wouldve become bunched up and they were going to experience leaks i wouldve refrain,,,geessh. we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     

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