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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by oxrageous, Aug 19, 2016.
I was wondering what that tingling feeling was.
thus thy tempt me? gonna just let that one go
1/30/18: dubster1: shops closed........#10) we had a special guest hostess today sparky more on that later.......#9)....favorite poster thread is invalid and we are boycotted it.its steep in racism and sexism.....#8).......prodigy is having a trump watch party the entire site is invited (i know some of you would like to be alone with trumps words for obvious reasons)......#7)....bannon dropped in and reminded everyone that he dont vote for black people and that dopeman is a jew....#6).....without further adeu sparky had a Q&A Session answering any questions you have about wimmens wives &gurls. sparky started her segment stating you can asked her anything. the members of the shop was very shy and hid. so i broke the ice. i asked her a series of questions like what color was her draws(blue), whats her favorite sexual position(missionary). does she like porn(yes).her bra and draws didnt match,but she was quick to say it dont matter because she would come out of those quickly. also vanilla is the official scent of the shop. at that moment bannon burst into the shop breathing heavily and pissed with a woman question. bannon asked sparky about his woman always wanting head and not wanting to give it. bannon further stated "he's tired of doing her and her ignring his dic" he wants it scked. before sparky could answer sexy 6 blurted it out loudly "your dic,it probaly smells".sparky then tried to be diplomatic and say shes' probaly not into you bannon. sexy 6 again blurted out need some blow job strips. hugh who was just entering the shop stated there is nothing to suc......bannon then stated she did let him poke her up the ass the other night.sexy 6 then stated yep it stinks.....postmaster who still hasnt delivered my w-2 stopped by and sparky immediately started flirting with postmaster who got distracted and caught wood and left his mailbag now none of us will recieve our w-2's.there was a big wet ring in front of his pants. you would think with all the pervs in the shop they would ask sparky lot of questions they were terrified. see you back here tomorrow
Dubs got so caught up in the Sparky segment he forgot the countdown numbers!
I should take that as a compliment, right?
It is difficult to fluster Dubs.
1/31/2018: dubster1: shops closed.......#10)......poncho had an outburst stating "fck compassion to many sniviling pussie around tough love is needed. ( i will reveal later whats behind these outburst).....#9)..... assman wants to grudge fck nancy pelosi, upon hearing this the redhatters want to confiscate his redhat(maxine waters may want to speak to you as well assman .....#8)......antifa refuses to discuss trumps speech last night choosing instead to discuss his forgetfulness.....#7)...bugs states its quite alright for your wife/girlfriend not to give you head just as long as she continues to give you the poon. assman,bugs and bannon are all struggling to put their dics in their wives mouth.certainly looks like bugs have come to terms with it.......#6)....chairman mao and carib showed up this morning beaming after continuously beating off to trumps words lastnight.bubbles was exhausted and slept til noon with his dic stuck to his thighs......#5)...assman had an outburst, he believes the movie a few good men is porn,,, he's feeling the pressure of being a white dude in america, he has student loans,his wife expects him to help with the kids. and to top all that off he has to ask her for permission to hangout with the boys or play golf.(way to much pressure no wonder he wants to break pelosi back the guy has lost it)....#4)...antifa confirmed what i always knew about white wimmens they dont mind if you fck their friends as long as all of them get their yearly check ups(such docile creatures)....#3)......in a stunning revelation, i just been handed some breaking news i'm being told by atleast 4 members in my shop that white wimmens have evolve and no longer takes pride in scking dic. no wonder the white male is angry explains why assman and bannon and poncho are having these outburst. this is history folks as long as i can remember becky has alway being able to out sck and other female race on the planet. i guess the japanese lip lock will take over sole posession of first place.....#2) matlock thinks janice probaly can bring the white wimmens back to prominence in the head game(stay tune)....#1)....flash poll.....is head/blow job sex? 4mile,matlock,prodigy,sexy6,assman,spicer,bugs,carib,ron,dopeman, yes ///sparky,hugh,dubs, red hat hunter no.... during this polling 4 mile was asked about head and immediately wanted to talk about sodomy and prison rules i had to give him a 10 second runoff to snap him out of the up the ass talk.... folks white wimmens has turned the white male upside down we will see you back here tomorrow
2/1/2018: dubster1: shops closed......#(10....assman & spicer thinks robin is a cuck......#9).....in a stunning revelation chairman mao watches mcnbc news instead of fox news.....#8)....carib has observed that some posters have been hiding their bannon affiliation(interesting)......#7)......hugh warned 2 weeks ago that blackfeets was a redhatter its been confirmed. it took alot of effort to get rhh to engaged the redhats and at the peak of the battle blackfeets flanks rhh and shoots a flaming arrow up his ass. tilting the battle towards the redhatted. with the victory chairman mao & g.webb and urg, postmaster all toasted moonshine&southern comfort and chanted 4 more years.....#5)... sexy 6 has turned on her husband rhh not sure whos side she is on now......#4).....spicer has remained coy about screwing in his f150 pick up truck,just keeps saying it has a "crew cab"......#3)....assman is soliciting barbershop members to come and bang his wife. the only requirements is you must provide a babysitter and get a permission slip sign for him to play golf while you dig her out......#2).......ron is on deck with the nurse this wknd.he damn well put in some work, ron if your reading this and i have good reason to say you are. dont cum to quick,and make sure she understands about becky and lots of it.....#1)........as i eluded to earlier sexy 6 has turned on rhh. rhh states he was tied to the bed and pussie has worn him out.he further states after his last s&m session with sexy 6 he is thinking of leaving her and he's taking the pussies with him.to sexy 6 credit she adamantly states she has been doing the becky thing and she aint worried at all about him leaving.... a message to you blackfeets from rhh. he's kicking your injun ass when he sees you and shoving war paint and flaming arrows up your ass... will see you right back here tomorrow
2/2/2018: dubster1: shops closed.......#10).....hugh delivered a message from sparky reminding all shop members that arent gay to put it in the pink on valentines day........#9).......daffy reports that the negroes next door have settled down a little he just smells pot every now and then.....#8)....carib and poncho hates daffy referring to him as a spambot.... bubbles dont like him either well like it or not he's a redhatter and he doesnt deserve this.....#7).........gatorkev says he has research that only 35% of wimmens have orgasms and he's in that 35% that gives them orgasms because of his massive dic......#6)......bugs still wants to save money by allowing his wife babs to have their child in the bathtub at home to save on the hospital room (just a cheap bastid)....#5).....we here at the program wish ron well as he embarks on his epic journey to crush dry dock dic with the R.N. i have complete confidence that she will squirt.......#4).......hugh thinks daffy beats off 4 times in an hour hell he done rubbed the paint off that thing.....#3)........gatorkev offered ron some advice about if he has the equiptment to make the nurse squirt be sure to put a towel down.no one likes the wet spot........#2)......blackfeets tried to shoot someone up the ass with the flaming arrow no takers, but he did state spicer was chicken schit for leaving the room before he could get a shot off.....#1)..another great flashpoll,,, is a woman squirting piss.this was an epic one...in a close 8-7 vote with sexy 6 vote doubling its troubling to admit yes its piss...prodigy,bugs,sluggo,spicer,poncho,blackfeets,sexy 6, were all yes votes.....gatorkev,ron,cleve,hugh,carib,dopemn, one member that pm me but didnt want his name included were all no's....it is salty as the general election was in 2016.the no's were winning all the way to the end and out of nowhere sexy 6 cast her double swing state vote for the pissers. this is a outrage i dont know what the hell has gotten into her lately.i called on rhh he coward out complaining why ham sandwhich wasnt on the ballot. dopeman thinks the place is infested with micro dics,,,gatorkev thinks that prodigy has a micro dic,prodigy fired back gatorkev is a wanker and spicer join in and called him a braggard.gatorkev mumbled something and left... then theres blackfeet calling it piss/or goo. and bugs trembling with fear and scared to answer the question had to be repeated 15 times before he answered. again the most unexpected vote came from sexy 6 who spent the entire voting process panting only to come out and yell its PISS...we will see you right back here monday...have a great wknd +2
2/5/18 dubster1: shops closed.........#10).....anyone seen hoffa assman is concerned about him.......#9)......ron has been doing some research and thinks antifa is daffy.....#8)......sexy 6 wants to kill nassir for his sexual assaults, careful sexy 6 you will then be imprisoned where you will be licking and have to lick cliques on cue.......#7).......blackfeets is feeling risky from unprotected sex and wants "his cat" to stop sitting on his router.....#6).....update ron did go out with the nurse but his nuclear sub stayed in dry dock full of uranium .......#5.....poncho and bugs ambushed daffy and viciously berated him,insulted him, and called him names. it broke his spirit daffy left emotional and disoriented i tried to defend him but poncho called me a pussy and a snowflake and called my kilt a dress prodigy attacked me and stated i dance with dudes and want dudes to pick me up and spin me around. daffy i will take this abuse because i value your friendship ........#4).....byron dropped by the shop with a pic of a gusher and added squirting doesnt happen as much as people think....#3).....assman didnt even know what wimmens squirting was and hurried left to google it and youtube it.......#2)....slick thinks assman wants to hold darius ruckers limp wood in his mouth til it swells, assman denies this but says he just wish he was him and that he is his hero....ahh that groupie love.....#1)....our resident sex expert sparky stopped by and opened up the Q&A segment.before she took her coat off i asked her if she ever squirted. postmaster heard this and dropped his mailbag and sat down(thats why the mail never gets anywhere on time).sparky answered no and suggested that i calm down.postmaster who wanted to keep asking about squirting i told him to calm down or he would have to leave. he wasnt happy and gave me the trump gif.i'm saying, how was i supposed to know she was sensative to the squirting question. for the record she doesnt like her ass to be ate prodigy .and pointer she dont thinks shes ever had sex while she was on her cycle... we will see you right back here tomorrow
For the record, I am not a sex expert. I’m just insane enough to answer your questions honestly.
2/6/2018 dubster1: great day.....shops closed all flashpolls are suspended indefinitely. flashpoll whats the shelf life for eating poon? bugs says 120, ron says 60. everyone else became very emotional some crying some called their mommas. these things get to emotional so we will cancel them for a while ......#10) put your hands together for my mtherfcking friend daffy its his bday today he will own and destroy the pink tonight.mrs daffy if your reading this drink plenty of water for the squirt a thon......#9)...assman is going thru something he dreamed last night that he had sex with diana ross after that half second he woke up....#8)....mamba says the current mods suck complete ass(looking at you blackfeets)....#7).....prodigy entered the shop with a full confessional.he states mrses prodigy only allows missionary sex and no poon eating or wood scking . and its mandatory that he goes to sunday school every sunday morning and sit on the front pew....#6)......byron continued his assault on elder persons saying robins vagina hat is to tight.chairman mao joined in stating he doubts they make a hat that fits........#5)......ron thinks daffy and robin are the same people only robin is more articulate......#4)...finally rhh & chairman mao agreed on something they both caught wood at the launch of the rocket. rhh caught chills all over his body from the orgasm and will have to wipe up before sexy 6 get home. she wont be getting none tonight he's got his. also antifa and poncho were very cordial to each other progress is being made.....#3)....slick came in bouncing off the walls and wanting to discuss squirting he was quickly silenced but later brought it up again stating some wimmens are being deprived and its definitely not piss(ftr i really did try and stop him)....#1)......in a stunning and unbelievable moment assman submitted his resignation as a redhat. he stated country over politics.assman also is pissed off that jtimb is getting a bad rap for his sb performance and what he sees as further destroying and tearing down the white man. assman states he predicted this was going to happen in 79. the world is trying to eradicate the white males making them extinct. redhats an intervention is needed plan a rally for him or a big game hunt to save a fellow white guy. i know you guys care so please intervene....we will see you right back here tomorrow
Dubs must have left #2 in the restroom, because it ain't in the outro
2/8/2018 dubster1: shops closed.......#10)......assman is still fuming over the treatment of his pop idol jtimb........#9)....daffys confessional today "its nothing wrong with being plowed in the ass" assman agreed stating he was just plowed up the ass just this morning by a blue hair(occupational hazard).....#8)........sexy 6 our resident bulge watcher was watching a pert shampoo commercial and noticed the lady had a penis between her legs. thats why she uses pantene....#7)......byron is the recipent of the flaming arrow up the ass. just as he entered the shop and said hello, blackfeet let one go up his ass ......#6).......rhh phoned in from his barbershop where he was getting his nuts shaved. i inquired why, he stated"no comment". sluggo and prodigy also shave their nuts, bugs was undecided....#5)......as you know trump has ordered a parade. chairman mao entered the shop. i asked him was he going to trumps parade. he immediately fainted at the mere mention of trump.he then came to and burst into tears and ran from the shop refusing to answer the question....#4)........assman is pissed off at the recent murder of a blm member and wants to march with the blacks at their next rally(al sharpton was notified via email).......#3).......daffy has called out poncho for his wearing of jorts and never coming around after the gators win(the battle cotinues) .....#2)....sexy 6 is amazed at some of the dic riding techniques that being displayed on the site as gator fans continue to ride kirbys dic reverse cowboy style after NSD.shes added some of those techniques to her toolbox.....#1)........blackfeets catches wood when he gets his scalp massaged, while assman catches wood after his facials & having his hands rubbed. rhh states this only happens to 14yr olds before puberty......anyone seen hoffa ? we will see you right back here tomorrow Bugs ad-on. Dubs revealed that he is rethinking the manscaping issue. Mrs. Dubs is racking up the debt on toothbrushes....use your imagination.
2/9/2018 dubster1: shops closed......#10)......assman spent the entire morning quoting a few good men movie quotes...didnt even mention his idol jtimb......#9)......its now a consensus in the shop that ron has evolved back into a virgin and is suffering from a severe case of shy peter.hopefully the nurse has the cure or stormy daniels has it for sure.......#8)........postmaster is the recipient of the flaming arrow up the ass epsom salt was ordered the flame caught the mailbag ......#7).....antifa stopped by the shop and notified everyone that the mexican is a coward. antifa also stated that he has witness and marveled at a dic the size of shaqs forearm(mamba was notified)....#6).......prodigy & woodroe both announced in the shop that they have had their nuts cut out and their swimmers cant swim. bugs and sluggo are thinking about it and dopeman says fck that.....#5)...sluggos little brother is taking bare chest selfies come one come all.....#4)......daffy wants all members to know he stands outside your windows with his hands in his pants.he will visit sexy 6 house this weekend both sat&sun.......#3).......hugh will be installing new doors inside his house after roleplaying with mrs hugh has gotten out of hand. in the lastest installment they were playing little red riding hood and after hugh ran out of breath from chasing her he couldnt huff & puff and blow the door down so he kicked it in,but was to tired to bend her spine.(maybe after the nap).....#2).....thanks bugs for rihanna but the admin janitor wants to know if you can post them after 430est.. he was busy.....#1)....sexy 6 yelled she was freezing her tits off and then she turned and you could see a block of ice forming on her ass. with rhh permission of course we will see if assman can check her ass out free of charge of course.no digging unless its authorized...we will see you right back here monday have a great wknd
2/12/2018 dubster1: shops closed......#10).....mamba is stress out and asking a ass doctor for a diagnosis.mamba is also looking for new ways to earn income.the suggestions were sell his ass or create a glory hole with his mouth..(your imput is important any suggestions you have PM him)......#9).....earlier some shop members denied wimmens beating saying it was makeup and the lib media......#8).......prodigy has done research and he reports that skinny wimmens nag,nag,nag, assman added chubbie wimmens are 10 times more likely to have a happy man with less nagging(so all you dudes forgo the skinny chicks and date a manatee, you will thank prodigy& assman)..........#7...assman is still pissed that the rev AL has not marched on new orleans(assman he's focused on trump right now).....#6).....bannon has revealed that mamba is a redneck....#5)....robin has made it his sole mission to council assman and his race issuesnoassistance is needed.....#4)..mrses slick is leaving out of town for a few days leaving the foot fetish guy alone. anyone needing a wingman PM slick. he only requires she have pretty feet.that way he can beat off(thats not cheating).....#3)...assman in a fit of rage labeled prodigy & matlock albinos.....#2).......matlock has officially denounced trump,the redhatters will be notified....#1)...bannon dropped by the shop and laid out his true vision for gator football. bannon starts by saying that punter,pk,qb should all be white. he states everyone else should be black with dics to their ankles. no schollies for interracial kids or half breeds they contaminate the gene pool .mexicans will be waterboys and prepare the field for play. white wimmens will not be allowed to cleat chase. to prevent this the public info office will say all of them have aids.i really like when bannon stops by its always a great time. (a realist)..we will see you back here tomorrow
2-13-18: dubster1:shops closed.....#10) assman will no longer view blaxploitation films.its part of his continuing effort to assimulate to the black culture..sexy 6 will be banning his ass shortly as she thinks its spam on the level of daffy.......#9).......apparently alky got both horns up the ass for a 1month ban.more on that later.....#8)...byron thinks alky and ferg makes a great team and assman will come off the bench.......#7).....hugh and rimmer think a alien invasion is immenient. rimmer will have desert dic tomorrow while hugh dines on tacos......#6)....bugs is still obessessed on having his third child in a bathtub for cost saving measures please someone talk him out of it..the poon will probaly be infected afterwards....#5)....antifa goes out and buys some skinny jeans wine for $1.15 and drinks the entire bottle he wants to visit the white house now and date sarah huckabee......#4).......blackfeets buried a hatchet up antifas ass and couldnt get it out the mexican was called but he hasnt arrived yet so drunk ass antifa is still banned........#3).......the site/shop has major issues. there is a under current of hate.its starting to slowly leak out the injun blackfeets has been savagely and viciously attacked for being sleep at the wheel( he still has my full support) .......#2)....spicer doesnt want robin to defend him on the short jokes and character attacks ..#1)...alky got both horns up his ass lastnight and i missed it. but it spilled over to the shop today. sexy 6 states that because rhh is hated and posters have a disagreement with rhh they always drag her into it and take shots at her to get to rhh.sexy 6 says she is tired of it and needs to stop. 4mile and 3 others states there is a double standard when it comes to rhh and it needs to be addressed. rhh came thru the back door calling anyone that attacks his wife instead of going after him is chicken schit and asked for examples. 4mile states no examples is needed because rhh knows exactly what he's done and continues to do..blackfeets deflected all questions to the mexican but he opposes attacking sexy 6. in closing the one thing we dont need is censorship and long lectures about why we dont need to read the insults.we will see you right back here tomorrow
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