The dubster Outro Thread

Swamp Donkey

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I just want to remind you that Sas is my favorite poster, even though he wears a vagina hat proudly. Seriously, bro, no one hates you... except maybe Alky but he hates the world and the world hates him. I think you are HILARIOUS.
 
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dubster1

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I just want to remind you that Sas is my favorite poster, even though he wears a vagina hat proudly. Seriously, bro, no one hates you... except maybe Alky but he hates the world and the world hates gim. I think you are HILARIOUS.
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dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....daffy has been eyeing his next door black neighbor. the lust has started.daffy wants a taste of the chocolate.(careful here son)...#9)......an investigation probe has been launched into the homoerotic without the wives.apparently there is a gay couple here that rhh is having fantasies about.a few names submitted were, professor,spicer,bubbles,rimmer,and mamba none of these members have stepped forward and denied the accusations(stay tune).....#8)...the mexican showed up for a press conference about the alky ban and the double standard accusation about the rhh. the mexican channeled his inner huckabee sanders and refused to answer and questions claiming mod priviledge but did remind everyone that he was like adt(always there)....#7).......bannon stopped by with some valentine advise for your love ones donkey punch her in the face roll her over on her stomach and sodomize her.......#6)......assman accused the dopeman of being a no reading bytch and mamba says that the dopeman fcked urbs wife shelly(yeah that homely lady)......#5).........hoffa wants alky freed and the ban lifted there are 2 others that feel the same way but scared they will be ridiculed ........#4)....assman & mamba recieved the flaming arrow up the ass. they both run epsome salt up each other asses for relief from "the burn".....#3)....rhh,antifa,& slick staged a left wing rally and there was a redhatter insight of course rhh tried to instigate by talking about the flag, fake outrage,and fake christians with bibles. but none of them bit they just mumbled and lurked......#2)......sexy 6 during our confessional segment admitted to enjoying wimmens and smoking pot in her free time....#1)....most here will be getting poon tonight but several will enjoy thier left or right hand.some will be rubbing them out. while still some schit dont work so it dont matter...we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed........#10)...daffy is now combing area high schools for high school girls to own and destroy.roy moore was notified and wants in on the action.....#9)........prodigy thinks spicer is a runt that causes trouble.......#8)..antifa and slick are planning a redhat attack over wine......#7)...gator j planted a boot up bannons ass for 3 days he will be tasting shoe leather (hard to believe this wasnt for bannons racist views)......#6)....blackfeets is being taunted by mamba and it appears that the blackmeat expert mamba is to quick for blackfeets. blackfeets is changing over to a flaming speer mode to chunk a flaming speer up mambas ass(stay tune)......#5)........poncho confessed today straight out of the blue without being prompted that mrses poncho loves anal( a plus in any marriage all the holes one can get).....#4)...daffy wants to overdose on lyrica....#3)...for some unknown reason assman thinks daffy is a dumbass.....#2)....antifa mixed it up with pro gun folks and it got heated antifa even suggested that he would be comfortable behind bars.( i can assure him this would not be the case, skinny jeans and hard dics with no chic dont mix)...#1).. this pains me to my core. assman was in the 4th grade when some lil black girl(spookette) called him a cracker. this changed his whole world view and his hatred towards blacks was born . assman states hell yeah he voted for trump and doesnt want maga branded on his ass but rather spray painted. assman thinks all them damn blacks should work and stop expecting free schit. the overall consensus is that assman is a racist just like bannon and alky. but hoffa sees it differently calling him a damn keyboard commando...we will see you right back here tomorrow
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....antifa provided stats that rightwing extremist groups were responsible for 20 murders while he and his fellow antifas have not murdered anyone but did admit they beat some ass.......#9)....daffy wants to make love to all of you. robin shouted from the back that he doesnt make love to hard tails.......#8)....hoffa thinks anyone texting and walking should be decapitated....#7)....hugh thinks assman is illerate(that means he cant read) but assman was given permission to play golf by his wife today and his scorecard is audio it just keeps repeating bogey, bunker ......#6)......poncho thinks the group antifa is a terrorist organization. slick disagrees calling them true patriots and he supports their work. it should be noted that mrs slick is out of town freeing him up to beat off with no limits ...#5).....trex states anytime you see kids abusing animals its a red flag.this pissed hoffa off cause he shot squrrels in his youth and he turned out normal. hoffa recommends trex to stfu.......#4)....daffy was the recipent of the flaming arrow up the ass today,epsom salt was orderd.....#3)....bugs thinks he's ready for bunny #3. i can assure him he aint.....#2)....robin has offered to help assman with his issues with blacks. also prodigy seems to be sympathetic and willing to help him with his emotional baggage.........#1).....prodigy is concern for his safety after he posted child nra protestors in the shop. prodigy hastily left fearing a barrage of insults and death threats from the redhatters. before prodigy entered his vehicle he yelled out "the NRA is a useless money racket" he then sped off texting and not wearing a seatbelt.....have a great wknd we will see you back here monday :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10)...sparky will be here friday to answer your wimmens questions. dont be shy and dont dumb out. this is a benefit that the shop provides to its members. some of you are having problems getting head sparky probaly has a solution.......#9)........antifa put everyone on notice that you can catch aids or cancer by visiting the PF........#8)........on the confessional couch today robin confessed to being daffys older brother.....#7).........the mexican stopped by and admitted to bugs that he tunes spicer out......#6)......hoffa believes the new black panther movie is designed to prevent whites from voting.......#5)........breaking news daffy was kicked from the redhats by the mule for having a low IQ. ....#4).... daffy openly vented about the mule. daffy states the mule thinks he knows everything and like a 3rd grader if you dont agree with him then your a piece of schit. daffy states he has his own mind and he will no longer toe the line or fall in line.he took off his redhat and goose stepped on it(chairman mao will be notified of the blatant disrespect)....#3).......antifa hearing about the daffy ouster had this to say. daffy can now join the level headed and non traitorous side.......#2)......robin refuses to arm himself in his school.spicer seems to think that robin could just use some paper clips and a stapler to defend himself and the students.......#1)......antifa is worried about the mexican.the mexican appears to be short on cash. the mexican has thought up quick scheme after quick scheme.the newest one is to sell insurance,but he doesnt want spicer to know. antifa informed the shop that he has sold the miata but no one wants the ragedy ass corvette so he still may have to sell some ass for money(silky was notified). we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.............#10)...as you may be aware of billy graham passed. caribs thoughts were he was a devils soldier and he's probaly at the gates of hell right now......#9).....gator j cruised the shop this morning looking to put another jump boot up bannons ass.bannon stayed low.....#8) churchill was the recipient of the flaming arrow up the ass today.....#7).....the mexican informed the shop that rhh has been posting under sexy 6, careful with those dic pics you guys are sending for a bulge recommendation ......#6).....spicer and antifa called each other retards and then professed their love and admiration for each other and chairman mao thinks we all think a like and that the shop is a safe place .....#5).......carib informed the shop that spicers new job is at disney. he's the character dopey.hugh agreed stating that his daughter(the voyeur) recognizes him from her playing cards she plays match with ....#4)....sexy 6 was finally smoked out channeling her inner black woman. wanting to fck someone up. gonna just leave it at that i dont want my ass beat......#3).....never trust bugs to do a damn thing requiring security.his constant distractions allowed matlock to enter the shop and wreck the flashpoll with all that damn smart logic......#2)....churchill was on the confessional couch today.he confessed his love for robin,rhh(and he's a redhat amazing)sexy 6,and blackfeets as he turned to pour another shot of bourbon blackfeets appears from the shadows and shot a flaming arrow up his ass. churchill leaped to his feet and hauled ass. i tried to tell to stop drop and roll but he shoved past me. someone get the epsom salt. #1).....flashpoll question,do you like rhh(sas). this was a very emotional times and members were shaking and their lips were quiveling some schitted on themselves(mule&pointer your secret is safe with me). 11 likes 6 dislikes and the 2 heart pounding, gut wrenching teary eyes and emotional neithers.they left the shop after those neither votes their pantyliners were full....we will see you right back here tomorrow :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....the mexican entered the shop and informed everyone that prodigy is the leftist he would most like to have a drink with(antifa remained quiet but you know he's seething)......#9)....ferg has yet to return from the boot in the ass tour.ferg could be boycotting.......#8)......a scheduling conflict has postponed sparkys sex Q & A session scheduled for friday it will now be monday but keep those questions coming.......#7)......antifa states that sexy 6 has every right to hate spicer(a flash poll will be coming soon)......#6).......sluggo and hugh locked ass over the gun debate as things began to get good and heated and the insults began. the mexican channeled his inner pope and stopped it.(we cant never have "conversations")......#5)...results from our flashpoll. at what age should you be allowed to purchase long barrel weapon 18 or 21.....10 for 18.....5 for 21.....2 people shouted no guns and left the shop very emotional. in addition another one just refused to answer and sat down and peed on himself.....#4).....assman our resident ass specialist recommends that you use thin toliet paper when you schit and wipe your ass that way you can get in every nook and cranny and he recommends you wipe til you bleed as to not leave the brown tire tracks in your draws.....#3).... rhh was off today so lastnight he decided he would try and get a lil bit, but he was drunk and slipped and accidently almost went back nine. well thats his story.meanwhile the bodywash with exfoliating beads is missing....#2) ...daffy spoke at lenght about spray his jizism on his mistresses face.he was actually talking about cumming in his palms he has a vivid imagination.....#1)...... on the confession couch sluggo spoke about working at a strip club in his youth as a bouncer. one night when it was really slow and there was nothing else to do. sluggo decided to ram a exstacy suppository up his ass. sluggo says he got high very quick. we will see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10)...the first lady of the shop is back sexy 6. this place is better when wimmens are here....#9).........antifa thinks hugh has caught wood for him talks about him often and always homoerotic ways with his wife not included......#8)......prodigy thinks spicer is a transgender homuffa dyke, spicer fired back that antfa is a bytch most days.....#7)....hugh has warned everyone in the shop that spicer is a vile midget and that daffy mother is a man and will be on uf campus this weekend providing a glory hole......#6)...for some strange reason that cannot be understood byron,sexy6 and bugs enjoyed talking about some animal slinging schit on them.they were giggling and posting family photos of the event......#5)...blackfeets listened to that quack assman and took the flu shot now he has type A. sexy 6 instructed him to stop complaining and go ahead and die already.my advice rub some dirt on it and stop the damn vacs.....#4)....carib has a question to all you fat people out there that look like manatees. carib wants to know how do yall wipe your asses after schitting and get them clean you can pm him........#3)......matlock revealed that sluggo has stared in adult films such as "shaving ryans private parts" and made a cameo appearence in "on golden pond".....#2....tgator was on the confession couch today and confessed his hatred for white people.tgator states for now on he will be marching with the blacks.(al sharpton and jesse & BLM will be contacted)......#1)...breaking news this just into the shop it would appear love is in the air. apparently last night while the shop was closed sparky revealed that she wants someone to come to alabama and plow her.prodigy states its nothing for him to sign on and hear delta and robin engaged in pillow talk.....sparky will be here monday after being plowed to answer your sex questions. we will see you back here monday :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed........#10). the shop sends a special shout out to the birthday boy spicer. you know the drill put it in the pink tonight. carib has asked everyone to go to the thread and for 24hrs tell midget jokes......#9)...before the shop opened bmf dropped by reminding everyone that the members of the shop make him sick.....#8)....hoffa upon seeing sparkys sign on caught wood and imagined her wearing a blue hardhat and some boots. hoffa said at the time he wants her to change his ballast. in return he would harrow her field and plant some seeds(plowing indeed) sparky why dont you charge the net....#7)....carib thinks the dopeman eats blue pills.....#6).....hugh informed the shop on when is the proper time to pull wimmens hair during sex (ferg will be notified) .....#5)....bugs plans on feeding his dogs his wifes afterbirth after she gives birth in the family bathtub. that cuts cost on dog food as well as a hospital room stay....#4).....on the confession couch sluggo relived him and two strippers snorting coke off his wood. but kept his hand under the blanket.of course we allowed him to keep that blanket......#3)......dopeman questioned sparky as to why wimmens turned to lesbos and homoffa dykes after childbirth. sparky fired back asking dopeman why do dudes want wood up the ass after having a child with a woman(somethings we will never know) .....#2)..while babs was being checked "internally" by the doctor bugs stood at the window monitoring the doctor telling nassir jokes....#1)....the shop would like to thank sparky for appearing for the sex Q & A session. unfortunately the appearence was ruined by vicious attacks, unprovoked rudness, and protest.(it was turrible the way some acted) my producers and i have decided we will no longer host this segment with sparky. sparky your welcome to visit the shop anytime...we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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