The dubster Outro Thread

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  1. playzwtrux

    playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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    [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed......#10)........a new coalition has formed. their mission is to get the barberhop cancelled. hoffa states they have no balls. we will see if they succeed. the coalition has already made several verbal assaults against me.......#9).....spicer & the mule were the recipents of the flaming arrow up the ass award. he fire was muffed out but neither returned......#8)....pointer called in from a handicap stall in vegas were he complained of stomach pain and squirts that burned his ass and smelled of oakwood......#7)......prodigy did a ancestry search on mamba and determined he was a mutt. he has multiple dna. we will not discuss how that happened....#6).....rimmer entered the shop and immediately attack dopeman a full frontal assault on big pharma. dopeman got up off the floor and ran from the shop calling rimmer a voodoo doctor. assman witnessed the beating from the shadows. later a pee puddle had to be mopped up from where he was hiding.....#5).........bugs is a rare appearance these days think sluggo is poison......#4).......the mule cleared the air about his relationship with prodigy.he loves him and is his groupie(back nine could be in the works).......#3)......blackfeets is a successful business man. his secret work with no pants or draws on and always use a fresh buttplug while working.......#2)...........hoffa wants a tune up fight with dopeman before moving onto rhh and beating his "skinny" ass......#1).........mamba skipped into the barbershop excited holding his latest doctor check up. mamba states he's in great shape, blood pressure is good. its what he said next that puzzled everyone. mamba states during the entire doctor visit the doctor marveled at his wood and referred to it as resembling a horse dic that he wouldnt mind riding. apparently the doctor took up horseback riding in college.we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
     
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    Rimmer ran from the shop...not dopeman!

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    #582 LagoonGator68, Mar 7, 2018
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    • dubster1

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      so you too want to join the coalition:scratchchin:
       
    • playzwtrux

      playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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      [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.....#10)....per my legal counsels advice coalition members will not be included in the top 10.......#9)......tag has returned from the grave and is alive........#8)....sexy 6 commented on the *******s that are invading the shop......#7).......the mule stopped by and informed the shop that its the klan that is being disruptive so they can install a magic midget show......#6)........sluggo was informed earlier that he will no longer be allowed to post chic with dic pics......#5).....pointer wanted everyone to know he resides at the foot of some mountains in lake tahoe.....#4).....the mule informed the shop that he is having homoerotic fantasies without his wife being present and wearing tights while doing so.......#3).......missing ron,slick and if you see ferg at a trump rally tell him to stop by the shop.i will make sure gator j wont know he stop in.....#2)....robin wants more white dudes to play basketball and more black dudes to golf......#1)....dopeman claims to be born a lesbian trapped in a dudes body. also he demanded that the show retract a statement that he got his ass beat yesterday.(its retracted) we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
       
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        Ummmm. No. I hate joining things.
         
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          [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.......#10).... the vicious and baseless verbal attacks continue on the shop.......#9)...........daffy wants us all to meet and run onto the gator practice field butt nekkid. sexy 6 & sparky this is your special inviation to join us.......#8).....pointer did some research and has discovered that a member of the shop is racist,but before he could reveal the name the spicy chicken sandwich he had for lunch was knocking on his ashole and wanting out..#7)......byron stopped by the shop to show his support for me and the shop and was viciously and maliciously attacked.its really getting senseless..........#6).......mao has a white guy for a garbage man and harrasses him often and wants to fight him.mao yells at him everytime he stops to get the trash "i'm your boss".....#5).......hugh & byron spent most of the morning making quotable quotes.......#4)......pointer & mao spent time criticizing sluggos pavers project calling it fcked up and needed to be torn up and started over because he used beach sand and didnt compact it. mao later said it looked nice though....#3).. ron,slick,bannon are missing.....#2).....hugh came in with a secret envelope stating he has information that certain shop members dont eat poon ( he refuses to release the names)......#1)....sparky this is a message from hoffa.hoffa was set up by a unname agitator and wants you and him to be friends. he noticed he spoke to you as you ran thru the shop earlier but you refused to speak to him. so clean this up sparky.....we will see you right back monday :byebye:
           
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          [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.......#10).... the vicious and baseless verbal attacks continue on the shop.......#9)...........daffy wants us all to meet and run onto the gator practice field butt nekkid. sexy 6 & sparky this is your special inviation to join us.......#8).....pointer did some research and has discovered that a member of the shop is racist,but before he could reveal the name the spicy chicken sandwich he had for lunch was knocking on his ashole and wanting out..#7)......byron stopped by the shop to show his support for me and the shop and was viciously and maliciously attacked.its really getting senseless..........#6).......mao has a white guy for a garbage man and harrasses him often and wants to fight him.mao yells at him everytime he stops to get the trash "i'm your boss".....#5).......hugh & byron spent most of the morning making quotable quotes.......#4)......pointer & mao spent time criticizing sluggos pavers project calling it fcked up and needed to be torn up and started over because he used beach sand and didnt compact it. mao later said it looked nice though....#3).. ron,slick,bannon are missing.....#2).....hugh came in with a secret envelope stating he has information that certain shop members dont eat poon ( he refuses to release the names)......#1)....sparky this is a message from hoffa.hoffa was set up by a unname agitator and wants you and him to be friends. he noticed he spoke to you as you ran thru the shop earlier but you refused to speak to him. so clean this up sparky.....we will see you right back monday :byebye:[/QUOTE]

          calling it fcked up and needed to be torn up and started over- Dubs I never said this
           
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          Looks like a pattern.....
           
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          [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.....#10.....spicer has joined #teamdubs and is appointed communications director. all complaints should be directed to him. he will be busy......#9)... in a stunning and shocking revelation 4mile in a rare occurance admitted he was wrong.(pointer will be notified).....#8)....sparky is concerned that the anti-dubs group "the coalition" is showing to many topless sweaty dude pics and wants it to stop.she has volunteered to broker a peace deal. hoffa is not interested .....#7)......sexy 6 stopped by to tell the entire shop that judging the sizes of their bulges they must all be 12 years old......#6)......a certain poster revealed that the dopeman spent the entire weekend beating off to tiger woods. dopeman denies this stating the poster is hooked on weeds and seeds and roots..#5)...spicer learned first hand that his property value is at rock bottom and he will be lucky to break even when he sells his home. the negroes next door vandalized their on schit during a domestic dispute. now you know what the citizens in ferguson felt like....#4...my legal rep was under a barrage of vicious attacks for most of the day but did advise me to fire the schit out of mamba which i did......#3)........hugh says he has found out that sparky wants to be gangbanged by the entire state of alabama and literly remake the movie black snake moan(mamba will be conducting measurements for the upcoming feature under 9inches need not apply)....#2).....in our member research dept. pointer has done more in depth research and has returned with information that not only is a certain poster a racist.he is also a raging bigot.....#1)....sccgator was on the confessional couch today upset that his wife want give the wood special treatment. as many of you have heard sparky is sponsoring a male appreciation day where you get a steak of your choice, bj & a free round on the back nine. this is exactly what sccgator needs. mrses scc has forgot the way down to his wood and its fustrating as hell for sccgator. i gave him great adviceon how to combat this and also i'm gonna start a #gofund him page for head. remember head aint sex... we will see you right here tomorrow :byebye:
           
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          You know, if this keeps up, I might get a reputation.
           
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            • TheDouglas78

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              Corrected it for you.
               
            • CaseyGator

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              Awesome thanks. I think I have just become a lot less fun.
               
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                [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed......#10)....hugh is disgusted at the coalition and their insistance on posting pics of half nekkid sweaty dudes in the shop.......#9).....hoffa advised the shop if your eating ass, fresh water ass is good eating but if they are biggums catch and release......#8).......pointer reaffirmed and doubled down on a certain racist bigoted poster citing his contant gargling balls of tiger woods is a smoke screen for his jim crow ways......#7)........hugh came running back into the shop from the playground and stated matlock just asked robin to let him drink beer from his ass after field day......#6).....a certain poster spent the entire 8hr work day googling 10inch black mambas(i report you decide who it was).....#5)....byron and matlock discussed spring breaks. matlock went off into a fantasy of his. he jumped on the confessional couch and stated his idea of a great time is to join in on a butt luge with some blonde chic that has been sweating all day and has had a bile movement that has had to wipe with the brown paper towels. pour coronas down the crack of her ass right into his mouth. matlock then leaped to his feet and hit the handicapped stall.....#4)......slick and bugs if your reading this i expect both of you to sign in tomorrow.....#3)...matlock has labeled byron a racist.thats 2 that has been outed.....#2).....spicer our communications director has a message for all the complainers take a number and "go fck yourselves" . i prefer you got to see our secretary in the basement her name is hellen waite....#1).....sparky is very excited about her new adventure to get gangbanged by the entire state of alabama. sparky states she will use multiple positions to get past the thousands at the onset and for the last thousand or so will she will go missionary so she can rest........we will see right back here tomorrow
                 
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                [​IMG] dubster1: shops closed.......#10).....the mexican stopped by the shop to inform me that he had installed sidebars to aggravate sexy 6. bugs diffused the situation by helping her navigate out of them. its great to have bugs back from changing schitty diapers.(bugs make sure you wash your paws).....#9)......blackfeets telephoned in from LAX airport where he claims to be schitting in a wastebasket.blackfeets claims that its not that bad but the brown paper towels can be a little rough on your ass and the blower goes off to quick......#8)......sparky informed the shop that spicer has hugh balls to be in the shop(not sure how she knows this)....#7).......hugh states after research he is certain that byron is openly bi sexual......and pointer after research has determined that hugh was abandon by his mother after birth.....#6)......bugs & a certain poster has agreed to have their vasectomys done together with the same instruments therefore saving them hundreds.....#5)....sparky is the recipent of the flaming arrow up the ass today, sexy 6 please pass her the tucks medicated pads i will notify dem dudes in alabama .....#4).....a certain poster revealed today that he is being pounded up the ass by children...#3)....hugh has watch from a distance as matlock was seen swollowing whole "beef" sausages( a blake snake was notified).....#2)...rhh has discovered the link between putin & trump. rhh reports that they have long topless horseback rides in the wooded area behind the kremlin. followed by hookers giving golden showers....#1)...dopeman has informed the shop that antifa is afraid to show his face in the shop after losing his fruit of the looms in bitcoin.prove him wrong antifa and show up tomorrow...we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
                 

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