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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer: coach if you're reading this, i did everything humanly possible to keep the show from turning perverted but i failed. brad stop by the program and offered up really nice pics of weather girls(thanks brad) goon stop by to informed me that trux is a hypocrite.lake gator called in and has been sick lately with nausea,diarrhea,zero enerygy. goon still being on the set diagnosed it as hiv or the zika virus, goon cautioned lake gator not to get pregnant,but lake says he on birth control.ferg call in and stated he's back in the states and that he thinks tgator has been gaped by a horse. carib came by the studio and informed my audience that the whole human race is from incest and that everyones mom was a hoe. gmd pulled up a seat and began by saying only smart men dont get married and stated all women are professional nags and bi*ches. gmd futhered my white dude introductory/education by explaining to me about white dudes feet fetish. that white dudes like to lick women feet and toes and he filled the box with pictures of women feet and then trux came in and started posting feet of questionable origin. gmd futher stated if they are 10's(fine) they will toss their salads...(at this rate i should be able to mingle with white dudes in no time. the only exception is that schit zambo does). in our really perv moment of the day one of my callers suggested that its ok to want to bang your daughter if she was not your daughter(i will let you figure that one out) drivebys in no specific order,navet,brad,trux,98md,sgg,cooter,thick&thingr,goon,g2,nv,carib,dougie78,tgator,buck2000,pines,tag,gatorraz,lakegator,jay26,ferg,gmd,law98,g.webb,alagator,tng8r,ollie,bna, everybody stay safe and have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for today. wopr stopped by the program and was pissed about coach "fcking up"the PF.wopr stated that if you are guilty of anything you want coach as a friend. at that very moment my producer motioned me to a caller it was coach he stated to me he is aware of the slanderous comments that wopr is making about him. before wopr left he wanted me to know that gator fans calling for butters firing a year and a half in should stfu(goon,ocala,romney,ox king,ferg,carib, will be notified). goon seething with rage immediately called in and stated wopr was on crack. goon also thinks we should cancel the season(i agree).the producers were able to keep the perv stuff down til carib stopped by the show and wanted to see romney find the eye of the on coming hurricane and dance nekked and post the pics on chatter.(sorry again coach) trux called in and explained that fergs abscence last week was due to him being in a nazi training camp(there is a briefing/rally planned for tonight). romney made a rare appearance on the show and immediately started kicking people off the show and hanging up on callers that didnt agree with his hannity political views. romney called trux a jerk. romney also wants the audience to know if he dont survive the hurricane he leaves gatorchatter to t-rex.(urg will be notified)tgator agrees with romney decision stating that t-rex is his favorite poster.gatormd98 called in and stated that romney needs to buy midol in bulk to ride out the storm.speaking of storms all my gator brother & sisters in fla. stay safe I'm praying for ya!. drivebys include, cooter,carib,goon,paz,urg,coach,wopr,ferg,trux,navet,law98,dougie78,zambo,williston,tgator,gatormd98,t-rex,romney,brad,bna,g2,ocala83,nv,matt,gwebb,l-
 

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I found it in my archives but you fellas recreated it almost word for word. hmmm

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for today. wopr stopped by the program and was pissed about coach "fcking up"the PF.wopr stated that if you are guilty of anything you want coach as a friend. at that very moment my producer motioned me to a caller it was coach he stated to me he is aware of the slanderous comments that wopr is making about him. before wopr left he wanted me to know that gator fans calling for butters firing a year and a half in should stfu(goon,ocala,romney,ox king,ferg,carib, will be notified). goon seething with rage immediately called in and stated wopr was on crack. goon also thinks we should cancel the season(i agree).the producers were able to keep the perv stuff down til carib stopped by the show and wanted to see romney find the eye of the on coming hurricane and dance nekked and post the pics on chatter.(sorry again coach) trux called in and explained that fergs abscence last week was due to him being in a nazi training camp(there is a briefing/rally planned for tonight). romney made a rare appearance on the show and immediately started kicking people off the show and hanging up on callers that didnt agree with his hannity political views. romney called trux a jerk. romney also wants the audience to know if he dont survive the hurricane he leaves gatorchatter to t-rex.(urg will be notified)tgator agrees with romney decision stating that t-rex is his favorite poster.gatormd98 called in and stated that romney needs to buy midol in bulk to ride out the storm.speaking of storms all my gator brother & sisters in fla. stay safe I'm praying for ya!. drivebys include, cooter,carib,goon,paz,urg,coach,wopr,ferg,trux,navet,law98,dougie78,zambo,williston,tgator,gatormd98,t-rex,romney,brad,bna,g2,ocala83,nv,matt,gwebb,l-boy,buck2000,chattanoogator,detroit,jay26,atx,sas,matrix,durty. be safe have a wunderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. i want to be very clear on this, it was an injustice to take urgs modship away. onto the program crete called in and informed the program that urg has lost his modship due to having issues with several board members so romney stripped him of his duties. this didnt sit right me so i called the programs investigator goon,you know him well from goon&goon llc. during goons investigation he uncovered a conspiracy from several of our audience members. in a stunning revelation that rivals the cuban missile crises in its scope and scale he uncovered wide spread corruption and collaboration between trex,trux,jay26,and wait for it.....gren. i term this the coalition of evail. it would appear according to goons in depth investigation that these members conspired to strip urg by barraging romney with so many complaints he had to act and strip urg of his modship. the show reach out to some of the conspirators after initially saying he only complained once trux admitted that it was multiple times but stands by his comments that goon has dementia and insist the the firm goon&goon is biased. jay26 for his part had no direct comment but did not want his role aired on the show.trex was unavailable for comment. then there was gren that had been holding some deep seated hatred for urg that boiled over because of urg outing one of his many aliases. gren called urg a liar.gren went onto say that romney is a damn bovine and urg is a dumbazz but he is the chatbox dumbazz. the program reached out into the audience to see how they felt about this tragedy. goon states urg deserved it and noted that trux been causing trouble every since he married that hairdresser.carib states urg was masterbating when romney stripped him of his powers. ferg says he happy that romney stripped urg he was always kicking him from the box.sas chimed in and stated romney trolls and baits people he's a real wanker, sas went onto say he would hip toss trux snitching azz down some stairs. gmd called romney a tampon. urg stopped by the show for his part and was very unapologetic he states he stood up for what he believes in and that he only defended himself but to his critics like ferg he's only upset that he grabbed his pvssy once, urg states that jay is a cocksucking fagg*t and he agrees with sas saying trux is benedict.urg thinks the real reason he was stripped was because he's not a right wing religous nut. this has been one of the most bizzare days on the program never would i have thought such betrayal and evail intentions was afoot... drivebys trux,jay26,dougie78,sgg,goon,carib,ferg,brad,wopr(gren),nav,sas,lakegator,MR.URG,aka,no friends,gmd,tgator,ca91 everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. it would seems that the urg mod saga is not going away. carib stopped by the program and has inside knowledge that urg will be given his modship back soon but navet called in and stated that romney is going to do away with all mods they dont do schit anyways.aka added his two cents stating its romneys site so......goon stopped by and added another member to the coalition of evail its ferg. my producer directed me to the phone i had a caller it was brad who stated the members of the coalition of evail should have capital P by their avatars so everyone will know they are bleeding pussies. the program reached out to urg to see how he was doing after the beheading. urg stated he 's fine but still wanted the program to know that jay26 is a cock sucking homo. ferg stopped by the program and informed me that when he sees black people on the street he is afraid. ferg states george wallace is a hero and that romney is a facist. gren agrees with ferg that george wallace was a great man and that romney is a lefty pinko communist.trux stopped by the program still denying his involment in the plot that toppled urg contrary to the evidence and his own admission that he complained. trux thinks the kiffin emote needs to be changed to ferg and trux voice some concerns about the sportbook mod, NV is late getting games posted & handling the sportsbooks( NV your number is up the complaints are in and your fcked ask urg). NV immediately called in and stated he hears the critics accusing him of mis-doings. here is my personal message to you NV, that telephone you hear in the background is romney dont answer it. goon conducted a butters roll call but only 3 people answered nay everyone else wants butters to stick around and get an multi yr extension. in our perv section of the day gmd stopped by with his foot fetish and whipped cream photos. soon it will be time to give to the red cross to aid the victims of hurricane matthew i expect each and everyone of you to give til it hurts. drivebys include in no specific order pines,urg,aka,sgg,ferg,gren,coach,navet,gator98md,carib,trux,lakegator,heavy,tgator,dougie78,gatorphan,gmd,jay26,NV,brad,g.webb,bna,ollie, everyone have a wunderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. i want to send a special thank you to OX for restoring urg to his rightful place modship. remember urg with power comes great responsibility. thanks again ox. the show goes downhill from here. tag dropped by the show and offered this advice to urg sense he's not working maybe hillary will take care of him. today was all lockeroom talk gator98md dropped by to inform the show that he shaves his nuts and his wife shaves his back, not to be outdone trux stated he lets his wife shaves his nuts, sgg who was sitting in the front row says he has shaved his a time or too but warns against shaving without the guard.(this is definately a white dude thing right up there with the zambo thing. no razor or clipper is coming near deez nutz) we all had a good laugh and then all of a sudden matrix came by the program and he had "the look" he informed the program that he had performed oral sex on a lady friend and she had a yeast infection(he didnt know it at the time) but later he found out but he was surprised that it didnt taste bready, but was sticky and pasty.gator98md who was on the stage and chimed in"nothing worst than muff diving and feeling like your in the fishermen wharf. sgg stated yeah like the back door of a tuna slaughterhouse. matrix still with "the look" stated he's had chlmydia twice. in our perv segment matrix stated he use to kidnapped his sisters barbie dolls and stripped them nekkid and sleep with them. my producer motioned me to the phone i had a caller it was ca91 and he whispered in the phone that he thought matrix was a sexual predator, ca 91 then confessed that he ate schit as a child. in our hate segment ferg stated that some people need to be sterilized for having babies they cant take care of.drivebys in no specific order.ox,tag,lakegator,goon,midwest,navet,urg,gator98md,atx,carib,sgg,trux,g.webb,jay26,matrix,tgator,g-2,ferg,ca91ocala,dougie78,nv,gmd,no friends,coach, everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Well, I guess the Mods are on vacation , here's Thursday post but Dubs went on vacation Friday. ;)

I've been fishing the past couple of afternoons. Glad you had our backs gren! :fistbump:
 

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Well, I guess the Mods are on vacation , here's Thursday post but Dubs went on vacation Friday. ;)

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. it was a light show ferg dropped by to inform us that the poster no friends is not the sharpest tool in the shed. trux stopped thru to let us know he plays with his toy trucks nekked and coach informed the show that when he was younger he used to get his dick caught in his toy cap guns hammer. (i know,i know you want to ask why was his dick out in the first place) drivebys in no specific order law98,sgg,gren,dougie78,navet,carib,ferg,trux,no friends,gmd,coach,brad2,gatorphan,jay26,bna,atx,durty, everyone have a wunderful evening its time commuteThursday at 4:25 PM
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Dubs went on vacation Friday. ;)
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. before we get started i missed swamp queen on friday for a Q&A session hopefully we can reschedule that alot of my listeners wanted to hear you speak so please reschedule with my producer. coach stopped by the program and made the comment that most of my listeners want to talk dirty and tell perverted stories. speaking of perverts matrix stopped by the program and wanted to inform everyone that because of his limited equiptment he likes women that are 5feet and weigh about 140 max and someone else can have the cattle. all my female listeners if your over 140lbs your a cow according to matrix. he also wanted to discuss small hands and wet balls. matrix also discuss 16yr. olds putting their hands on his junk. at that point i had a caller it was tgator that stated he had first hand knowledge that matrix fondles 16yr old dudes. one of my favorite posters dropped by the program oxking who stated he is feeling the blues about the direction of the program. all i can say ox king is i feel your pain and it will be like this til 2018 hang in there still alot of pumpers. goon dropped by the show and noticed that urg was absent and stated he must be in the welfare line. in our perverted segment sas dropped by and taking full advantaged that queenie was at work stated UF is going to grab Uga by the "pvssy" and do whatever we want when they play .(lots of explaining to do when queenie gets home fella) drivebys in no specific order dougie78, lakegator,pines,coach,swampqueen,trux,sas,ferg,navet,jay26,sgg,oxking,williston,carib,matrix,alagator,t-gator,goon,bna,gmd,no friends,g.webb,urg,brad,mjm,ocala,law98,gatormd,phan,himey everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the chatroom was a buzz today with politics and social issues a majority of my viewers seemed to be pro life but dont want their taxes raised. one solution that was brought up was let them have them babies and build big gas chambers of course ferg thinks sterilization is a better option goon stopped and stated he shouldnt pick on ferg so much an that trux cant be trusted. goon finally stated that trump is a fcking unadulterated idiot and a waste of humanity but he will still get his vote. on the way out the door goon stated he has lost all hope. trux stopped by bragging that he is the richest member on the sportsbook even surpassing wopr. trux went on to say that mr. rodgers from the mr. rodgers neighborhood is a raging homo at that very minute i had a caller it was jay26 who stated trux is always asking black guys about welfare. on the way out the door trux say goon needs lil blue pills when his friends come over. no friends, and gatormd98 rode to the studio together and informed the show that goon was a space invader and LDR nuthanger. no friends stated that urg has tiny hands. ferg stated that tgator has a stay at home husband. drivebys include in no specific order dougie78,goon,sgg,jay26,lakegator,navet,gatormd98,carib,tgator,no friends,heavy,coach,pines,trux,urg,nv, ferg,brad, have a great evening :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators that all the time we have for questions today. the program wants to send a special thanks to sgg for his mac impersonations that schit is to funny, he also lashed out at matrix stating he needed to eat 3 dicks for his comment about trump supporters. sas stopped by the program and stated he thinks ox is a secret hillary supporter. while sas was on the set i asked him what queenie thoughts were about the comments he made about grabbing uga pvssy? he stated she grabbed his pvssy(ok.not sure what to think about this....) all of a sudden the show erupted into a political forum it was sas&coach vs. g.webb,ferg,sgg,jay,,carib it centered on hillary and trump and it got very nasty. coach called out ferg for name calling because he couldnt make his point and ferg disgusted stated he has no faith in humanity because someone like coach is educating youths. matrix joined in the discussion and stated only fools supported trump and thats why we are in this mess that were in other better canidates but the pubs picked the one guy that couldnt defeat hillary. matrix went on to say that coach is a card carrying member of the lgbt community and a naacp member(the program has discoverd that matrix has a little racism within, work on that brother its not healthy) brad attempted to interupt the political schit storm to no avail with pics of titties, and pretty women but tempers were flaring and had reached a boiling point. everyone just needs to take a deep breath and relax. lastly a nice argentina guy.todo stopped by to fix the set he was courtest and well mannered. drivebys in no particular order,sgg,brad,todo,pines,wopr,sas,jay,navet,goon,carib,gatormd98,matrix,ox,dougie78,g.webb,ferg,coach,nv,cooter,ocala,tgator,urg everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. todays show was centered around racism and white guilt its a question that makes people squirm a bit and pines left the program because of the brutality of it but later came back more on that later. of course ferg was very opinionated about the subject and stated the media has declared war on the whiteman and ferg reiterated his stand that gas chambers for all. even insulting me by saying i'm not black. goon dropped by the set and stated white males are facing a backlash from all fronts and reparations are in order. goon has backtracked on his vote and now listed as confused. carib faxed in an article about white biases. urg stopped by the set to declare he doesnt have white guilt and that ferg has these racist outburst. jay26 stopped by the program and agreed he doesnt have white guilt but urg is a racist. coach called in and stated white males that feel like they are discriminated against are real pvssies but admitted that men that can't take care of their children should be de-nutted. in our perv segment pines stated he was once sodomized(but later said he was joking) judge for yourself and after matrix was delayed in traffic he finally showed up on the set and made this statement (smelling "it" on his fingers on the way to work the next day) he further stated good times...good times....(not sure what to make of that) drivebys in no specific order sgg,pines,buck2000,brad,gator98md,cooter,nv,ferg,navet,heavy,jay26,goon,dougie78,coach,urg,bna,t-gator,carib,trux, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the theme of the show was rednecks(note to self its a bad word) and all hell broke loose this theme spilled over from lastnight when queenie called out some rednecks and hubbie sas agreed and jay and ferg took exception to it. sas joined the show to provide some clarity and said that jay has become a bit whiny and needs to get laid. sas further stated that matrix "likes to be over his balls". jay called into the program and stated he was going to africa to adopt some black kids(probaly to use them as wood during the next rally). ferg for his part stopped by to say he knows why trux has been absent, because trux has been jacking off dudes. coach called the show and said he wont be able to stop in but wanted everyone to know that some rednecks give other rednecks bad names. matrix who is fast becoming one of the most outspoken guest ive ever had on the show stopped by and said he likes arousing sas(queenie you have competition). matrix went on to say because he has a night crawler(worm) he dont like fatties.matrix wants my audience to know that he will take the chore of banging your wives as long as shes not fat. my producers stated i had a caller it was lakegator and he whispered into the phone "in matrix defense he dont like creases". one of matrix co-worker advised him that skinny butts remind him of 10yr old dudes(yikes!) sandusky type stuff.matrix then exited the stage and yelled honkey power!(really starting to like this guy inspite of his david duke ways)drivebys in no specific order,sgg,ferg,ca91,nav,dougie78,jay26,no friends,trux,avatara,gatorphan,law98,sas,carib,matrix,tgator,lakegator,delagator,goon,fischerwood,lboy, everyone have a wonderful weekend no way we lose this weekend. its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. it was a solid show today and tgator started us off mentioning that he will be visiting a black strip club on bourbon street. gator98md stopped by the program to inform us that he thinks poster (no friends) is married to a dude name scot but he wont judge him. ferg stopped by the program and commented on matrix kids calling them wreckless and recommended they names be changed to lil sas, and lil law because of their destructive ways. brad called into the program in a very somber mood he says add the poster NV to a long list of gatorchatter failures(due to the lateness of the sportsbook) brad further stated he would like to meet coach in person.cooter dropped by the program with a health concern and informed the show that his ass was itching, my producer stated i had a caller it was carib he was whispering in the phone stating cooters ass was itching because it was looking forward to a penis scratching it(hellava diagnosys&cure there). in a surprising appearance swamp queen(queenie) stopped by the studio and agreed to take some questions. we spoke about the virginia tech thread that started the redneck confusion queenie states she is amazed how all that played out. we talked about the show which she stated over all she likes but finds the perv segment disturbing. queenie further stated its a bit discouraging&tiresome to read a bunch of objectification of women. queenie did take some questions from the audience. queenie made reference to a guy being hot and a guys bulge when pressed to elaborate about the bulge she refused to answer(interesting). producer motioned i had another caller it was sas he wanted to threathen anyone being a "dickwad" to queenie, which didnt stop matrix who called in and confessed to hiding his medication under his tongue and stating queenie and sas are wife&wife. this quickly provked a response from sas stating matrix molest collies. sas went on to state my show is rigged against him. we deny this its fair and balance. drivebys in no specific order dougie78,trux,sgg,no friends,pines,ferg,t-gator,buck2000,gator98,coach,midwest chomp,navet,goon,urg,brad,cooter,matrix,wopr,carib,queenie,sas,gators4224, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. it was an abbrievated show today because of the epic ass chewing i recieved from my boss however i made it just in time for a few guest. matrix called into the program to inform the show that jay26 wants to kick urgs ass. urg stopped thru and called matrix a liar and states he is really into black guys(hope matrix is not a virgin when he drops the soap) wopr called in and informed the show that jay26 was being a dick as usual. pines one of the most level headed guest i have on the show informed the program of his geniune hate for eskimos(he thinks they double as mexicans). trux stopped by the program and has been very critical of my coaching of my little league team and slips lil jabs in when he can, i'm onto you bud. trux also thinks that ferg is suffering from dessert dick(dry dick syndrone thats stem from not getting laid, it causes all kinds of fustrations) for the second day straight sas & queenie joined the program and the perv segment was stunted. note to my viewers: no word from queenie on the bulge comment she made yesterday and she has yet to explain this comment(queenie its not going away put it to be and explain what you meant) ferg stopped by and in an outburst of emotion insulted mac in everyway possible and i love it. if it wasnt for my affirmative action blanket provided by ox i wouldve been banned&kicked out the box for my comment of chump being a better coach than mac. i stand by that statement and approved that message. drivebys in no specific order, brad,matrix,queenie,sas,alex the gator,jay26,urg,wopr,pines,tgator,dougie78,sgg,trux,navet,carib,ferg,no friends,goon,paz,cooter,coach, everyone have a great evening tell a love one you love them before its to late,, its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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