The Kyle Trask Thread

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  1. Swamp Donkey

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    There is a whole thread of ridicule in the hall of fame.
     
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      None of it matters. Whoever starts is just keeping the seat warm until Jones is up to speed.
       
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        So not exactly a rocket scientist?
         
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            Trask is bringing out Elisabeth Kübler-Ross in Donkey. He is still in the Denial Stage. The next stage of Anger would the one to look out for. Fireworks will be entertaining for this board. I think the gawkers/rubberneckers looking for a thrill will be really pleased. It will be an online version of demolition derby on steroids.
             
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              It's gonna be a long vaycay!!
               
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                I was surprised to see that he's listed as 6'5, 239 lbs. I'm sure that weight is a little embellished, but if he can keep his weight above 235 lbs, he may be able to succeed in this offense after all. Durability may be a bigger issue of concern than his experience. We all know how much Mullen loves the QB power run plays, but I'm not sure how strong he is.

                Franks needs to add another 10-15 lbs and to also stop fumbling the ball. That may lose him the job more than his poor completion percentage.

                Either way, the O-line will determine the success of this offense more than the QB. Let's hope they get it together mentally this spring and get stronger this summer.
                 
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                  Swonkey promotes ridicruel.
                   
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                    His form is really weird. He releases the ball sort of like Wuerffel did, like a shot putter, only more exaggerated. You wonder how someone develops oddball mechanics like that.

                    Law, how would you describe it?
                     
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                    Are you kidding? During the Missouri game last year we erupted from the ground near Beijing and left the atmosphere at solar escape velocity. NORAD lost all contact during the FSU game.
                     
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                      Franks got the MVP award. It's on the shelf in Tallycrap at Dork Shamble. Inscription reads:
                      "Even Tom Brady has a bad day"
                       
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                      His wrist has formed in the position of clipboard holder.
                       
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                        Hahaha, he is beating out your 4 star starter. Yep, you are WRONG! I will say it again, you are WRONG! Hahahaha
                         
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                          Is it as awkward as Philip Rivers? Can't stand watching that guy throw.
                           
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                            Awwww. The donk hates to be proven WRONG and his only defense is to give out dislikes....hahahaha
                             
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                              You know the rule about dislikes.
                               
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                                Here it is. I realize this is six years old, but it's what his form is based on.

                                 
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                                Yep, sure do.
                                 
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                                  Give Trask a shot at QB. He might throw like a girl, but he gets it there and doesn't stand and panic when the play starts going to sh!t. Use Franks at another position. He has skills but mental quickness isn't one of them. He's had plenty of OJT he just can't process fast enough for QB. I hope he makes great headlines as a Gator - at some other position.
                                   
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                                    How the hell do you know this? For a guy who has played flag football for six years? A guy who has been injured twice while holding a clipboard and hasn't actually been tackled since he was 14?

                                    I PRAY he gets in at some point just to let you tool bags can see what happens when a kid who hasn't even adapted to the speed of high school football steps onto the field vs an SEC defense. Actually I don't of course, bc I want the Gators to win, but I'd love to laugh hysterically at all of you.
                                     
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