The Last Jedi

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  1. Captain Sasquatch

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    Just based on basic filmmaking and acting, 7 & 8 are so far ahead of 1-3 it's not even funny. Those three movies are a farce. You can disagree and piss and moan about cannon and all that nerdy crap, but the two new ones are vastly superior to the prequel trilogy.

    Hyperspace suicide was definitely the best scene of Last Jedi. Definitely should have switched Leia and Laura Dern for that, would have been a perfect send off for Leia.
     
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    The best review yet

    This is funny while tearing apart every scene.
    "WTF movie, are you drunk?" :bwahaha:
     
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    Well this explains a lot. Kathleen Kennedy is the President of Disney's Lucas Films and a insufferable feminist.
    "Kathleen Kennedy founded the (story) group in 2012 when she succeeded George Lucas as president of Lucasfilm, putting Kiri Hart, a former film and TV writer, in charge of the unit. Ms. Hart’s first move was to make the story group entirely female. As a writer I was very hungry to create female characters who felt real."

    Is anybody surprised that a room full of women came up with a story with doey-eyed fuzz balls, sad-faced horses, diamond encrusted doggies, a shirtless bad boy, bumbling men that are either fools, reckless or over confident, a fat chick that steals a kiss from her crush AND a complete non-understanding of space physics or battle tactics. :bwahaha:
     
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    You mean you can't drop bombs in space???
     
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    No ma'am. Also if you open the bomb bay doors everything that's not attached is going to get sucked out into space including your heroine. I'm sorry, Am I mansplaining?
     
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    The vacuum of space does not exist in the star wars universe apparently
     
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    There's also sound in space in Star Wars, has been since the beginning. And light sabres, which are physically impossible. The bomb thing was inexplicable, though. :lol:
     
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    Don't forget the force...lifting space ships out of swamps with your mind...but there has to be a certain allowance for the impossible...but come on dropping bombs in space?
     
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    I'm pretty sure I saw something recently about the bombs and the explanation they were trying to use was "electromagnetic force" or some $h!t like that.
     
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    Ah well now it makes prefect sense
     
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    The depressurization would have sent them out the Bombay doors, but it wouldn't have made the fall on the destroyer. Also the Asian chick would have been sucked out as well, and her body would have exploded.
     
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    Episodes 7 and 8 were awful. Stick to the original trilogy and call it a day. Rogue One was probably the best outside the originals, but even that came across as a fan-made movie.

    In fact if you want to watch a group who understands Kylo Ren better than Lucasfilm, check out Auralnauts on YouTube. Their Kylo Ren reacts videos to trailers and movies are spot-on. If you have more time on your hands, check out their remake of the Star Wars movies. They've done 1-5 already and working on 6 now. I'll link a couple below.

    Kylo Ren Reacts to The Last Jedi:



    Star Wars Episode 1: Jedi Party:
     
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    But Leia can survive space because force and ****
     
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    Superman Leia can survive as well as Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy
     
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    I thought it did.
     
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    If there was any sucking going on you knew an Asian was involved.
     
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    A huge problem is that Darth Vader turned to the Light before he died. Why would Kylo Ren worship him when essentially he's a trader to the dark side.
     

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