The Widow Next Door (the sequel)

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    OMG there may be another Widow Next Door. Not next door to me this time but next door to my snowflake daughter in law. Unless you were on GatorCountry in the early 2000's you probably don't know about the Widow Next Door especially since I haven't posted any Widow Next Door stories in like 15 years. Funny thing is just the other night I mentioned the old WND threads here on GatorChatter it was the first time I thought about the Widow in years. Anyway the Widow had the hots for me which is kinda strange because no woman ever had the hots for my lousy ass unless I hit on her first.

    The Widow used to do crazy **** like the time I went outside to smoke a cigarette in my driveway at 3am in my underwear. All of a sudden the side door to the Widows house opened and she spotted me, then she asked if I had a spare cigarette. There we stood smoking and talking in my driveway both in our underwear at 3am while Mrs51 snoozed away inside. I swear nothin ever happened just a whole bunch of crazy chit like that.
     
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    So now to the new Widow Next Door. I have been replacing the floors in my snowflake daughter in laws house while her and my son are on vacation, simply because I am retired and have nothing better to do. So Saturday I am working away and heard the doorbell, it was this neighbor my snowflake daughter in law refers to as the crazy lady. She asked if she could have a bowl of ice because her refrigerator went out and they aren't delivering a new one until mid week. I told her to come in and I would get her some ice.

    She commented on how nice the floors looked then said she had seen me working over there before. I told her I was Sierra's father in law and I was always over there fixing something because my son can't do chit. So yesterday I'm over there working and she comes by walking her dog while I'm sitting on the porch smoking. She comes over and just starts talking away. She asked me my name and asked if I did this for a living to which I answered, no I'm just good at fixing things. She said she wished she had someone to fix things for her.

    So today she rings the door again asking for another bowl of ice. This time she tells me she is making daquoris and needs the ice for her blender, then she proceeds to tell me how handy I am and how she wishes she had a man around the house to fix things for her.

    Later I'm on the porch smoking again and she comes over in a cute little sundress, not bad looking for a gal in her 50's. She talked for awhile until I told her I needed to get back to work and she said OK I'll see you tomorrow.OK I'm a married man and was able to resist the first Widow Next Door, as tempting as it is I think I'll survive this one.
     
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      Whether you end up banging her or not you need to quit smoking. Those things will kill your boner not to mention your lungs.

      :stress:
       
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        Who da fuq smokes a fag in their driveway at 3:00am in the fuquing underwear?
         
        • MidwestChomp

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          I think 51 needs to talk with Ray....unless he is Ray :suspect:
           
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            I was expecting a little more Penthouse Letters angle to this.

            Also, you should take your viagra before you go out to smoke.
             
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              OK I am heading for the gym for an hour then over to the snowflakes house to do some more work. I'm sure the Widow will show up before the day is over. I'm sorta looking forward to it, purely for the entertainment value.
               
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                Any pics of said snowflake daughter-in-law?
                 
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                  Don't take a shower after the gym. Your manly musk will drive Mrs. Robinson crazy.
                   
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                    MILF or GILF?
                     
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                    Who doesn't?
                     
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                      I remember your widow-next-door stories, 51. This new widow seems like a pale imitation of the original though.
                       
                    • divits

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                      If I had a nickel......
                       
                    • Gator515151

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                      Yes, the Widow was something else. Maybe I'm just missing the attention since the original Widow moved out and have false hopes for the new Widow LOL.
                       
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                      BTW, we're definitely going to need to see some pics so that we can.....ummmmm.... council you better.
                       
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                        Can the old stories be posted here?
                         
                      • divits

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                        Sure, why not? Unless they contain naked pictures, then they would have to go in the Saloon. I really hope they contain naked pictures.
                         
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                          Divits hits it outa the park............still laughing.

                           
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