Things I'd rather do than watch soccer

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Zambo;n9119 said:
Have lunch with Obama, Pelosi, and Reid.

Not a soccer fan, but I'd rather watch soccer than do that. Pretty sure I'd hurl up my lunch just from being in the same building as either of those three.:barfaway:
 

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If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys running around for 90 mins not scoring, I'd just go out to a club with you guys.
 

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Nautigator said:
If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys running around for 90 mins not scoring, I'd just go out to a club with you guys.
:lmao: Good job sir!
 

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NavetG8r;n9141 said:
Not a soccer fan, but I'd rather watch soccer than do that. Pretty sure I'd hurl up my lunch just from being in the same building as either of those three.:barfaway:
Yes, my example was probably over the top. I thought it was obvious hyperbole though, sorta like saying "I'd rather get water boarded than watch soccer." Which would be a lie. Probably.
 

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Nautigator said:
If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys running around for 90 mins not scoring, I'd just go out to a club with you guys.
:lmao: :lmao:
 

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Zambo;n9156 said:
Yes, my example was probably over the top. I thought it was obvious hyperbole though, sorta like saying "I'd rather get water boarded than watch soccer." Which would be a lie. Probably.

It's ok, I threw out a few that I could never do also. I was just pickin at ya.
 

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I'd rather stab myself in the thigh with a knife, then pry it out with another.
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Find a soccer score much after the game is over…. only if it were USA that played.
 

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I'm surprised that despite losing the game, we didn't advance to the championship.
 

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Law98gator;n9201 said:
I'm surprised that despite losing the game, we didn't advance to the championship.

So I'm not the only one that doesn't get how you can lose and still advance? Weird rules in this game called Futball.
 

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I'd rather watch watch a sequal to kazaam
 

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t-gator;n9220 said:
I'd rather watch watch a sequal to kazaam
That was a great movie! I love me some Shaq.
 

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NavetG8r;n9210 said:
So I'm not the only one that doesn't get how you can lose and still advance? Weird rules in this game called Futball.
Sort of like how Nebraska went on to the bcs championship game against Miami back in 2001 despite losing to a bad Colorado team I'm their last game?
 

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I'd rather help the IRS look for their lost email than watch a soccer game.
 

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Law98gator;n9255 said:
I'd rather help the IRS look for their lost email than watch a soccer game.
I would even do that for free!
 

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I usually get a little nervous when someone mentions the irs
 

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t-gator;n9286 said:
I usually get a little nervous when someone mentions the irs
As long as you're not a tea party member, you're safe enough.
 

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Law98gator;n9201 said:
I'm surprised that despite losing the game, we didn't advance to the championship.

We should have sent the Alabama football team then.
 

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Yes, good point. I do believe that Trailerbama will declare this another championship.
 

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Bernardo de la Paz;n9254 said:
Sort of like how Nebraska went on to the bcs championship game against Miami back in 2001 despite losing to a bad Colorado team I'm their last game?
Colorado was actually pretty good that year
 

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