This Is Us

[stephenPE]

What if you used a shovel and the mammal was a cat? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I used to work with Mandy Moore's Aunt. She was a kid back then. Hard to believe she's in her 30's now.

Haven't watched the show so I can't revoke any man cards in this thread, but I have my suspicions so you're all on probation anyway.

Alex.

PS You can get off probation by compiling sufficient man points. Points are earned as follows:

Catch a fish +2
Clean it and eat it +3
Got seasick fishing -2
It's because you were drinking beer +2
It was light beer -1

Own a propane torch +3
Used it make creme brulee -3
Don't know what creme brulee is +2

Own a cat -3

Own a boat +2
Have a friend who owns a boat +5

Change your own oil +2
Change somebody else's oil for them +5

Kill a mammal with a firearm, arrow, or bolt +6
Clean it and eat it +4
Made your wife cook it for you +4

Own a truck +2
With a trailer hitch +4
But you haven't hauled anything in the last 6 months -5

Own a dog +3
It's full grown and under 6 pounds -2

Own a torque wrench +3
Never used it -2

"Marked your territory" by peeing all around the privacy fence in your backyard +3
Don't have a fence but did it anyway +5

I'm at a solid fifty. She won't cook fish.

I feel like owning a utility trailer should be +2 (pulls it with a Subaru -2) and owning a welder should be +5.

I'm also peeing off my back deck while posting this. Seems like that should be a few points.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

What if you used a shovel and the mammal was a cat? I'm asking for a friend.

+5

 

[Swamp Donkey]

There are other gay characters on the show.

I think they might be a majority. Still not sure about Darrell and Carol.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

What if you used a shovel and the mammal was a cat? I'm asking for a friend.

This has to be your finest hour

 

[AlexDaGator]

What if you used a shovel and the mammal was a cat? I'm asking for a friend.

Plus 4 and an extra plus 4 if you ate it.

Unfortunately for your "friend" though, wearing skinny jeans while doing it is a minus 74. Skinny jeans and Toms and you're approaching Caitlyn Jenner territory.





Alex.

 

[NVGator]

Plus 4 and an extra plus 4 if you ate it.

Unfortunately for your "friend" though, wearing skinny jeans while doing it is a minus 74. Skinny jeans and Toms and you're approaching Caitlyn Jenner territory.





Alex.