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Swamp Donkey

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OK, you know that our own Oxenfart is branching out again, yet he has a problem. Despite what you like or don't like about his latest podcast, or whether you think he has a face for radio, there's one thing which I'm sure we can all agree on.

You can't be a budding internet Superstar using the last name Bland. He must have a screen name. All of his council of attorneys agree with me. Boring, Lazy, Snoozefest, Lummox just as bad as boring. Ever looked at a list of synonyms for Ox? Good times.

Oxenfart, Lord Vero, none of those will do either. Good for chat pages but dont roll off the tongue.

Aaron Dynamite? no.

Aaron Crucial? Has a ring to it. And it sounds like a real insider.

Aaron Mexico? Probably not.

Aaron Stark? Aaron von Doofenshmertz? My son recommended those two.

Talk to me, Gooses. We need to help Aaron to get this right!!!
 

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Opposite of bland is tasty soooo....

Nah, not going there :lol:
 

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From Synonym.com

Main Entry:
lummox
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: oaf
Synonyms: beast, blunderer, boor, bruiser, brute, bumpkin, chump, clod, clodhopper, clown, dolt, dumb ox, dunce, fool, goon, half-wit, hayseed, idiot, imbecile, klutz, loser, lout*, lunkhead, moron, nincompoop, ox, sap*, simpleton*, yokel


Main Entry: oaf
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: person who is clumsy, stupid
Synonyms: beast, blunderer, bruiser, brute, chump, clod, clown, dolt, dumb ox, dunce, fool, goon, idiot, imbecile, klutz, loser, lout*, moron, nincompoop, ox, sap*, simpleton
Main Entry: strapping
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: big and strong
Synonyms: brawny, burly, hefty, hulk, hulking, hunk, husky, ox, powerful, powerhouse, robust, stalwart, stout, sturdy, tall, vigorous, well-built
Main Entry: meathead
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: dummy
Synonyms: blockhead, dimwit, dolt*, dullard, dunce, fool, idiot, ignoramus, lout, lump, moron, numskull, oaf, ox, simpleton
 

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Ponzi.......
Sorry radio demands a roll off the tongue chic type name to make a mark so.....Aaron "I.B Scheemin" Ponzi...
 

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